| What's your problem ernie? on 10:26 - Jun 16 with 1729 views | Cotty |
Dude you can't be this thin skinned, surely? Just ignore it. |  | |  |
| What's your problem ernie? on 10:28 - Jun 16 with 1719 views | SitfcB |
Blub? |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 10:42 - Jun 16 with 1638 views | MattinLondon |
Maybe Ernie is more of a traditional haiku kinda guy and has a strong dislike for other forms of poetry. |  | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 10:51 - Jun 16 with 1597 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| What's your problem ernie? on 10:26 - Jun 16 by Cotty |
Dude you can't be this thin skinned, surely? Just ignore it. |
Um, no I'm not this thin skinned. I thought the winky face at the end conveyed that?
Just questioning it because it's weird. I've had far worse said in my life than this! |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 10:55 - Jun 16 with 1553 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| What's your problem ernie? on 10:28 - Jun 16 by SitfcB |
Blub? |
It's also weird when people on here think you're blubbing about something and you're actually just questioning it. I literally laughed when I first saw it.
Just to be clear, this isn't a blub either! | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 11:08 - Jun 16 with 1499 views | WeWereZombies |
| What's your problem ernie? on 10:55 - Jun 16 by The_Flashing_Smile |
It's also weird when people on here think you're blubbing about something and you're actually just questioning it. I literally laughed when I first saw it.
Just to be clear, this isn't a blub either! |
Flounce... ?
For what it's worth, I think ernie is just a wind up merchant - and far from the most practised that has (dis) graced the various segments of the TWTD website. They are definitely not at the DaveU elite level. |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 11:12 - Jun 16 with 1460 views | chicoazul |
Ha ha ha ha
God bless you jerseys |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 11:49 - Jun 16 with 1360 views | J2BLUE |
Ernie is the finest reverent football poet of his generation. |  | | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 11:56 - Jun 16 with 1336 views | You_Bloo_Right |
And there was me thinking this was going to be about your premium bond numbers not coming up. |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 12:04 - Jun 16 with 1303 views | leitrimblue |
Without the guiding hand of Bert, Ernies become a bit of a loose cannon. I fear if he loses Rubber Duckie were all doomed.
I can't be the only person disappointed that the original post wasnt presented through the medium of poetry? |  | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 12:09 - Jun 16 with 1279 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
He’s just grumpy because he’s always being pranked by Bert. |  | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 12:45 - Jun 16 with 1197 views | Mullet |
| What's your problem ernie? on 10:26 - Jun 16 by Cotty |
Dude you can't be this thin skinned, surely? Just ignore it. |
Are you new here? Don’t be so silly. |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 13:10 - Jun 16 with 1154 views | TheMoralMajority |
I think his milkcart broke down |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 13:47 - Jun 16 with 1034 views | BasingstokeBlue |
| What's your problem ernie? on 11:56 - Jun 16 by You_Bloo_Right |
And there was me thinking this was going to be about your premium bond numbers not coming up. |
Same here! |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 15:25 - Jun 16 with 932 views | Churchman |
| What's your problem ernie? on 13:10 - Jun 16 by TheMoralMajority |
I think his milkcart broke down |
The last two verses from Benny Hill’s Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west. Quality lyrics!
Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man"
"Oh, why don't we play cards for her?" He sneeringly replied
"And just to make it interesting, we'll have a shilling on the side"
Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry-flavoured yoghurt sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue, she ran between them and tried to keep them apart
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise as the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye, and Ernie bit the dust
Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't wanna die
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land
But a woman's needs are manifold and Sue, she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate? |  | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 16:45 - Jun 16 with 847 views | ronnyd |
| What's your problem ernie? on 15:25 - Jun 16 by Churchman |
The last two verses from Benny Hill’s Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west. Quality lyrics!
Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand
He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man"
"Oh, why don't we play cards for her?" He sneeringly replied
"And just to make it interesting, we'll have a shilling on the side"
Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry-flavoured yoghurt sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue, she ran between them and tried to keep them apart
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise as the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye, and Ernie bit the dust
Ernie was only fifty-two, he didn't wanna die
And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky
Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned
And a milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land
But a woman's needs are manifold and Sue, she married Ted
But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed
Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?
Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate? |
Should have been a Eurovision entry.  | | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 16:51 - Jun 16 with 825 views | WeWereZombies |
| What's your problem ernie? on 16:45 - Jun 16 by ronnyd |
Should have been a Eurovision entry. |
But for an Irish singer, a Dana one | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 17:04 - Jun 16 with 785 views | ronnyd |
| What's your problem ernie? on 16:51 - Jun 16 by WeWereZombies |
But for an Irish singer, a Dana one |
It's hardly 'All Kinds of Everything'. | | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 17:05 - Jun 16 with 778 views | Billywitch |
Maybe he got wind that you had the fastest milk cart in the west? | | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 17:10 - Jun 16 with 758 views | bluelagos |
He doesn't sound very Wise does he, maybe not a fan and he's just worried there's plenty more to come? [Post edited 16 Jun 17:20]
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| What's your problem ernie? on 17:18 - Jun 16 with 729 views | WeWereZombies |
| What's your problem ernie? on 17:04 - Jun 16 by ronnyd |
It's hardly 'All Kinds of Everything'. |
Look, it's important to have a few boundaries. For example, don't mess with the Yakult... | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 17:25 - Jun 16 with 697 views | leitrimblue |
| What's your problem ernie? on 17:18 - Jun 16 by WeWereZombies |
Look, it's important to have a few boundaries. For example, don't mess with the Yakult... |
Yep, stay well away, those Japanese gangsters are deadly.. | | | |
| What's your problem ernie? on 17:27 - Jun 16 with 694 views | NthQldITFC |
The buggar's not been pulling out my numbers recently either. |  |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 17:27 - Jun 16 with 693 views | WeWereZombies |
| What's your problem ernie? on 17:25 - Jun 16 by leitrimblue |
Yep, stay well away, those Japanese gangsters are deadly.. |
Tangle with them and Yeo'll be sorry... | |
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| What's your problem ernie? on 17:36 - Jun 16 with 653 views | CrockerITFC |
I'm surprised Ernie hasn't responded, he's always usually around... |  | | |
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