| Pillock and plonker 10:06 - Aug 5 with 2765 views | SitfcB |
Harmless words that are underused.
Any more? |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:08 - Aug 5 with 1833 views | Chris_ITFC |
Budgie. |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:08 - Aug 5 with 1828 views | bsw72 |
Wally
Twerp |  | | |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:08 - Aug 5 with 1827 views | hillbillies |
Another P.... Pleb |  | | |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:09 - Aug 5 with 1811 views | Bigalhunter |
Wassock
Haven’t heard that one for about 40 years. |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:10 - Aug 5 with 1807 views | Trequartista |
Pranny |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:13 - Aug 5 with 1781 views | homer_123 |
Daft apeth |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:14 - Aug 5 with 1772 views | Basuco |
Rotter, and also rats as an alternative to swearing. |  | | |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:14 - Aug 5 with 1771 views | MattinLondon |
Dipstick. |  | | |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:16 - Aug 5 with 1746 views | thorpedo |
Berk. |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:17 - Aug 5 with 1729 views | Bigalhunter |
Always thought that derived from prannock.
Mr google suggests otherwise. | |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:19 - Aug 5 with 1725 views | IndependentlyBlue |
Not of the same general meaning as pollock or plonker, in fact the reverse. As a kid if something was extremely good, I.e. Wes’s goal against Coventry it would be described as a Bramah. Was in very common usage in the 60s in North Suffolk where I grew up. Hadn’t heard of the word for years but I think someone used it on here recently. Meant to follow it up at the time but forgot.
Looked it up and its origins seem to be with someone of that name who made excellent timepieces back in the day.
Anyone else remember using it or hearing it? |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:20 - Aug 5 with 1717 views | homer_123 |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:19 - Aug 5 by IndependentlyBlue |
Not of the same general meaning as pollock or plonker, in fact the reverse. As a kid if something was extremely good, I.e. Wes’s goal against Coventry it would be described as a Bramah. Was in very common usage in the 60s in North Suffolk where I grew up. Hadn’t heard of the word for years but I think someone used it on here recently. Meant to follow it up at the time but forgot.
Looked it up and its origins seem to be with someone of that name who made excellent timepieces back in the day.
Anyone else remember using it or hearing it? |
'North Suffolk'.......you mean Norfolk but you don't want to admit it, right? | |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:20 - Aug 5 with 1717 views | baxterbasics |
Prat.
Numbskull.
Numpty (popular in Scotland, I believe).
Cretin.
Scrote (Ok maybe slightly offensive). |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:21 - Aug 5 with 1709 views | BloomBlue |
Dipstick
Muppet
Thicko |  | | |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:22 - Aug 5 with 1698 views | homer_123 |
Silly sod. | |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:22 - Aug 5 with 1697 views | NthQldITFC |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:16 - Aug 5 by thorpedo |
Berk. |
Yes, berk is my favourite, because you can say it with feeling, knowing its etymology, without appearing to be very offensive at all! |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:24 - Aug 5 with 1685 views | SuffPunch |
Pranny
Twerp
Wreck of the Hesperus | | | |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:28 - Aug 5 with 1671 views | leitrimblue |
Gobsh1te |  | | |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:30 - Aug 5 with 1652 views | baxterbasics |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:22 - Aug 5 by NthQldITFC |
Yes, berk is my favourite, because you can say it with feeling, knowing its etymology, without appearing to be very offensive at all! |
So I just had to check that out via an AI convo. Pretty sure I'd heard the 'Berkeley Hunt' explanation before and just forgot.
I also went into the origins and evolution of the actual taboo word it refers to. This bit made me chuckle:
"Dictionary Bans: By the late 18th century, lexicographers actively banned it. Francis Grose's 1785 Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue censored it as "CT," defining it as "a nasty name for a nasty thing." It was largely left out of major English dictionaries until the 1960s." | |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:32 - Aug 5 with 1640 views | hoppy |
Nincompoop |  |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:33 - Aug 5 with 1638 views | giant_stow |
While driving the other day, a cyclist drove out right in front of me from the side. I screeched to a halt, missed them, had the window down and all I could shout was 'Gorden Bennet' at them.
True story. Carry on. |  |
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| Git. (n/t) on 10:33 - Aug 5 with 1630 views | Bloots |
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| Keaton, Kint, McManus, Fenster and Hockney. |
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| Pillock and plonker on 10:39 - Aug 5 with 1574 views | King_of_Portman_Rd |
| Pillock and plonker on 10:32 - Aug 5 by hoppy |
Nincompoop |
Ninny |  | | |
| Pillock and plonker on 12:19 - Aug 5 with 1396 views | hoppy |
I was only making a suggestion. No need to be mean. | |
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