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Coronavirus is now in the UK 09:36 - Jan 31 with 5518 viewsHARRY10

first two cases announced

flee.... take to the hills
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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 09:39 - Jan 31 with 5503 viewsStokieBlue

The only surprise is that it took this long.

SB
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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 09:41 - Jan 31 with 5492 viewsHARRY10

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 09:39 - Jan 31 by StokieBlue

The only surprise is that it took this long.

SB


to announce it ?
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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:06 - Jan 31 with 5439 viewsSwansea_Blue

Don't come fleeing to the South Wales hills with your pox infested skanky bodies. Head north instead please.


Edit - and just to add, it's rather apt that this should break today of all days. Quite the metaphor.
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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:15 - Jan 31 with 5406 viewsSuperblue95

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:06 - Jan 31 by Swansea_Blue

Don't come fleeing to the South Wales hills with your pox infested skanky bodies. Head north instead please.


Edit - and just to add, it's rather apt that this should break today of all days. Quite the metaphor.
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Wouldn’t have happened if Brexit had happened when it was originally meant to as all these diseased pesky foreigners could have been kept out

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:20 - Jan 31 with 5383 viewsfooters

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:15 - Jan 31 by Superblue95

Wouldn’t have happened if Brexit had happened when it was originally meant to as all these diseased pesky foreigners could have been kept out


Didn't think Corona was that popular here anyway. At least not in the winter months.

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:22 - Jan 31 with 5375 viewsSwansea_Blue

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:20 - Jan 31 by footers

Didn't think Corona was that popular here anyway. At least not in the winter months.


If someone catches it, can the family claim 10p back if they return the empty body?

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:22 - Jan 31 with 5368 viewsSwansea_Blue

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:15 - Jan 31 by Superblue95

Wouldn’t have happened if Brexit had happened when it was originally meant to as all these diseased pesky foreigners could have been kept out


Ha. You may think you're joking, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone goes there

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:24 - Jan 31 with 5358 viewsfooters

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:22 - Jan 31 by Swansea_Blue

If someone catches it, can the family claim 10p back if they return the empty body?


10p is nowt when you could flog it to the US military for $5,800 to be used in blast testing...

https://www.newsweek.com/donated-body-sold-army-brc-arizona-1451846

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:25 - Jan 31 with 5356 viewsEdwardStone

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:22 - Jan 31 by Swansea_Blue

If someone catches it, can the family claim 10p back if they return the empty body?


Wonderfully tasteless Mr S

V Funny
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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:29 - Jan 31 with 5341 viewsHARRY10

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:22 - Jan 31 by Swansea_Blue

Ha. You may think you're joking, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone goes there


I expect that brexiteers will now be boycotting rice
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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:31 - Jan 31 with 5326 viewsSwansea_Blue

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:25 - Jan 31 by EdwardStone

Wonderfully tasteless Mr S

V Funny


It could turn out to be very tasteless couldn't it? Hopefully I haven't jumped the gun on that one

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:32 - Jan 31 with 5322 viewsSwansea_Blue

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:24 - Jan 31 by footers

10p is nowt when you could flog it to the US military for $5,800 to be used in blast testing...

https://www.newsweek.com/donated-body-sold-army-brc-arizona-1451846


I think I'll use this again


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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:37 - Jan 31 with 5301 viewsRyorry

I *am* in the hills

They're lovely, tho I do have a sore throat ...

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:40 - Jan 31 with 5283 viewsmonytowbray

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:50 - Jan 31 with 5260 viewsSwansea_Blue

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:40 - Jan 31 by monytowbray

The human race shall end, we don’t deserve the planet.


Probably for the best tbh.

At least that means we wouldn't have to play Rotherham again.

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:58 - Jan 31 with 5232 viewsRyorry

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:50 - Jan 31 by Swansea_Blue

Probably for the best tbh.

At least that means we wouldn't have to play Rotherham again.


I envisage going to a Mad Max scenario.

At least I'd never have to bother with the internet again, I'm pretty sure I was a lot happier in the pre-digital age when I spent most waking hours outside instead of so many on a computer!

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 11:04 - Jan 31 with 5214 viewsSwansea_Blue

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 10:58 - Jan 31 by Ryorry

I envisage going to a Mad Max scenario.

At least I'd never have to bother with the internet again, I'm pretty sure I was a lot happier in the pre-digital age when I spent most waking hours outside instead of so many on a computer!


Yep. I'm pretty much addicted to screens these days (as proven by the time I spend on here). It's not good for me and it's not good for work or family relationships. I feel completely dozy after being on screens, which is a horrible feeling.

I had a new year's resolution to move more, waste less time on screens and and drink less. It's not working, so I'm going to try resetting tomorrow!

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 11:46 - Jan 31 with 5172 viewsBlueBadger

At present, you should only fear it as much as you should 'normal' flu. If you're in good health, are not elderly, very young or have suppressed immunity even if you do get it, you'll probably be OK.

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 11:57 - Jan 31 with 5157 viewshype313

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 11:46 - Jan 31 by BlueBadger

At present, you should only fear it as much as you should 'normal' flu. If you're in good health, are not elderly, very young or have suppressed immunity even if you do get it, you'll probably be OK.


I was chatting with a Doctor the other day and he concurred with your analysis, in fact he said some of the strains of flu we already have are far more serious than coronavirus, the caveat being we don't know what will happen if it mutates.

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 12:08 - Jan 31 with 5137 viewsElephantintheRoom

Conclusive proof that it really is grim oooop north

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 12:15 - Jan 31 with 5124 viewsRyorry

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 11:57 - Jan 31 by hype313

I was chatting with a Doctor the other day and he concurred with your analysis, in fact he said some of the strains of flu we already have are far more serious than coronavirus, the caveat being we don't know what will happen if it mutates.


It's hardly bubonic plague is it - I'd say we're all much more likely to turn up our toes & join the holy choir invisible via a car crash.

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 12:27 - Jan 31 with 5101 viewsElephantintheRoom

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 12:15 - Jan 31 by Ryorry

It's hardly bubonic plague is it - I'd say we're all much more likely to turn up our toes & join the holy choir invisible via a car crash.


It's potentially very dangerous to the elderly .... and they all vote tory so the threat needs to be taken very seriously indeed

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 12:36 - Jan 31 with 5078 viewsRyorry

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 12:27 - Jan 31 by ElephantintheRoom

It's potentially very dangerous to the elderly .... and they all vote tory so the threat needs to be taken very seriously indeed


Speaking as an elderly person who voted Labour, I'll hope your first generalisation is as erroneous as your second one ...

(Seriously, I know it's dangerous for elderly ppl with health problems & compromised immune systems - I fit all 3 of those but still think I'm more likely to snuff it from a RTA).

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Coronavirus is now in the UK on 15:02 - Jan 31 with 4987 viewsEdwardStone

Coronavirus is now in the UK on 12:36 - Jan 31 by Ryorry

Speaking as an elderly person who voted Labour, I'll hope your first generalisation is as erroneous as your second one ...

(Seriously, I know it's dangerous for elderly ppl with health problems & compromised immune systems - I fit all 3 of those but still think I'm more likely to snuff it from a RTA).


You a bit of a crazy driver then Ms Ryorry??

I'm glad it's not just me that drives like a loon

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