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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) 17:05 - Apr 23 with 2084 viewsLord_Lucan


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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:07 - Apr 23 with 1731 viewsBlueBadger

It's because he's an incompetent thicko who's only still in the job because he's a spineless yes-man who shamelessly walked back on all his big 'no no-deal' talk.

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:11 - Apr 23 with 1722 viewsLord_Lucan

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:07 - Apr 23 by BlueBadger

It's because he's an incompetent thicko who's only still in the job because he's a spineless yes-man who shamelessly walked back on all his big 'no no-deal' talk.


To be fair he's picked up a bit after his first gaffes.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:12 - Apr 23 with 1708 viewsBlueBadger

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:11 - Apr 23 by Lord_Lucan

To be fair he's picked up a bit after his first gaffes.


This like saying 'results are better under Lambert now than they were last season'.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:38 - Apr 23 with 1660 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Strange peoples different perceptions on MH and government.

Mrs Pinewood works in healthcare. She is also a Labour Party member. She is a very intelligent woman. I,m in awe of her work ethic and calmness in these troubled times and worry that she will get ill with the bloody virus, but here is the strange thing.............
She thinks generally MH is doing a reasonable job in "unprecedented" circumstances and is fairly supportive of government policy and the general handling of the pandemic.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:45 - Apr 23 with 1632 viewsLord_Lucan

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:38 - Apr 23 by StochesStotasBlewe

Strange peoples different perceptions on MH and government.

Mrs Pinewood works in healthcare. She is also a Labour Party member. She is a very intelligent woman. I,m in awe of her work ethic and calmness in these troubled times and worry that she will get ill with the bloody virus, but here is the strange thing.............
She thinks generally MH is doing a reasonable job in "unprecedented" circumstances and is fairly supportive of government policy and the general handling of the pandemic.


I haven't got anything against him - I don't know him.

He doesn't look like the kind of bloke I'd like to go on the razz with and rightly or wrongly I tend to base my opinions on this and this alone.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:00 - Apr 23 with 1571 viewsGlasgowBlue

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:45 - Apr 23 by Lord_Lucan

I haven't got anything against him - I don't know him.

He doesn't look like the kind of bloke I'd like to go on the razz with and rightly or wrongly I tend to base my opinions on this and this alone.


Imagine going on the pull with him?


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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:00 - Apr 23 with 1581 viewsfactual_blue

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:45 - Apr 23 by Lord_Lucan

I haven't got anything against him - I don't know him.

He doesn't look like the kind of bloke I'd like to go on the razz with and rightly or wrongly I tend to base my opinions on this and this alone.


To recycle a quote first made about Bury resident norman tebbitt, hancock looks like he's just put his finger through the toilet paper.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:04 - Apr 23 with 1560 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:45 - Apr 23 by Lord_Lucan

I haven't got anything against him - I don't know him.

He doesn't look like the kind of bloke I'd like to go on the razz with and rightly or wrongly I tend to base my opinions on this and this alone.


Me neither to be honest.
Boris on the other hand................

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:06 - Apr 23 with 1567 viewsmonytowbray

Hancock is being thrown under the bus.

Part of me feels for him, he is just one piece of a collective cock up, but also he’s willing to slide all morals and hang around with snakes for power.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:07 - Apr 23 with 1562 viewssparks

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 17:45 - Apr 23 by Lord_Lucan

I haven't got anything against him - I don't know him.

He doesn't look like the kind of bloke I'd like to go on the razz with and rightly or wrongly I tend to base my opinions on this and this alone.


The way he behaved in the GE campaign towards people at a meeting has set me against him from the start. That and lying about PPE initially.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:11 - Apr 23 with 1543 viewsBlueBadger

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:06 - Apr 23 by monytowbray

Hancock is being thrown under the bus.

Part of me feels for him, he is just one piece of a collective cock up, but also he’s willing to slide all morals and hang around with snakes for power.


Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) by BlueBadger 23 Apr 2020 17:07
It's because he's an incompetent thicko who's only still in the job because he's a spineless yes-man who shamelessly walked back on all his big 'no no-deal' talk.


I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:11 - Apr 23 with 1536 viewsfactual_blue

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:04 - Apr 23 by StochesStotasBlewe

Me neither to be honest.
Boris on the other hand................


He'd take your wallet, your trousers and your wife.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:14 - Apr 23 with 1522 viewsLord_Lucan

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:11 - Apr 23 by factual_blue

He'd take your wallet, your trousers and your wife.


He's welcome to the latter

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:21 - Apr 23 with 1515 viewsLord_Lucan

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:04 - Apr 23 by StochesStotasBlewe

Me neither to be honest.
Boris on the other hand................


Yes I would love to have a beer with Boris.

I was due to meet him at a function when he was Mayor but he didn't turn up!

“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:26 - Apr 23 with 1494 viewsmonytowbray

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:21 - Apr 23 by Lord_Lucan

Yes I would love to have a beer with Boris.

I was due to meet him at a function when he was Mayor but he didn't turn up!


If anything screams Boris Johnson this is it.

Although I can respect anyone who would like a beer with him. However I can’t get on board with the idea a large chunk of the country think that qualifies him to run a country.

I imagine Pint of Wine Paul is a great laugh down the pub too. But in all honesty I’d probably prefer him as PM.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:29 - Apr 23 with 1481 viewsNewcyBlue

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:00 - Apr 23 by GlasgowBlue

Imagine going on the pull with him?



There’s no way he would shout “Wench” across a bar....

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:34 - Apr 23 with 1461 viewsLord_Lucan

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:26 - Apr 23 by monytowbray

If anything screams Boris Johnson this is it.

Although I can respect anyone who would like a beer with him. However I can’t get on board with the idea a large chunk of the country think that qualifies him to run a country.

I imagine Pint of Wine Paul is a great laugh down the pub too. But in all honesty I’d probably prefer him as PM.


Pint of Wine Paul and I are estranged.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 23 with 1392 viewsGlasgowBlue

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:29 - Apr 23 by NewcyBlue

There’s no way he would shout “Wench” across a bar....


That barmaid in O’Neil’s is having to undergo reconstructive surgery after her jaw hit the floor Newcy.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 23 with 1391 viewsNewcyBlue

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 23 by GlasgowBlue

That barmaid in O’Neil’s is having to undergo reconstructive surgery after her jaw hit the floor Newcy.


She came back!

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 20:22 - Apr 23 with 1268 viewsThe_Last_Baron

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:04 - Apr 23 by StochesStotasBlewe

Me neither to be honest.
Boris on the other hand................


I was on a night out with Boris a few months before be became Mayor of London. A great lad. 10/10.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 20:24 - Apr 23 with 1267 viewsfooters

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 20:22 - Apr 23 by The_Last_Baron

I was on a night out with Boris a few months before be became Mayor of London. A great lad. 10/10.


Good to see Care in the Community is still alive and well.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 20:27 - Apr 23 with 1255 viewsChutney

Bit harsh on Joe, I don't think the red cards helped his cause.
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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 20:42 - Apr 23 with 1231 viewsGuthrum

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:26 - Apr 23 by monytowbray

If anything screams Boris Johnson this is it.

Although I can respect anyone who would like a beer with him. However I can’t get on board with the idea a large chunk of the country think that qualifies him to run a country.

I imagine Pint of Wine Paul is a great laugh down the pub too. But in all honesty I’d probably prefer him as PM.


Cummings is the one I'd like to go for a beer with. I'm quite intrigued by what really makes him tick. Tho there is the danger he might prove to be an insufferably arrogant @rse within the first few minutes.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 20:44 - Apr 23 with 1221 viewsGeoffSentence

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:00 - Apr 23 by GlasgowBlue

Imagine going on the pull with him?



When she says "with Matt Hancock" she almost places her hand on his cock with absolutely perfect timing.

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Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 22:20 - Apr 23 with 1099 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Handjob is making a right balls up of this one. (n/t) on 18:21 - Apr 23 by Lord_Lucan

Yes I would love to have a beer with Boris.

I was due to meet him at a function when he was Mayor but he didn't turn up!


Oh the irony!

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