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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. 12:01 - Oct 13 with 2096 viewsBlueBadger

Can't we talk about something uncontroversial instead?

Battenberg is a TERRIBLE cake, isn't it?

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:02 - Oct 13 with 2087 viewshype313

The devils cake, along with Pink Wafers they both should never go near anyone's mouth.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:03 - Oct 13 with 2084 viewsjeera

I'm assuming, without looking, that comments are disabled on the front page story.

If Phil hasn't done that then he's mad.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:05 - Oct 13 with 2080 viewsIllinoisblue

All cakes are overrated. Except ice cream cakes

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:06 - Oct 13 with 2070 viewsBluefish

He has asked me to start a thread about Gwion to keep the mob happy for a few hours but I've said no because he censored my post with the word w***bank in it the other day

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:07 - Oct 13 with 2056 viewsjeera

It doesn't even look right.

So, to get this straight, it's two different cakes, (although the same recipe but made in two separate colours), then shoved together to make a god awful dull cake intended to look like it is one cake, made of 2 god awful, non matching, non- contrasting colours.

The people who like this, do they paint their walls in their homes these colours?

"I know what will go well together, pink and yellow."

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:11 - Oct 13 with 2034 viewsHARRY10

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:02 - Oct 13 by hype313

The devils cake, along with Pink Wafers they both should never go near anyone's mouth.


Pink wafers ?

I hope that is not some kind of euphemism
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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:11 - Oct 13 with 2037 viewsCotty

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:07 - Oct 13 by jeera

It doesn't even look right.

So, to get this straight, it's two different cakes, (although the same recipe but made in two separate colours), then shoved together to make a god awful dull cake intended to look like it is one cake, made of 2 god awful, non matching, non- contrasting colours.

The people who like this, do they paint their walls in their homes these colours?

"I know what will go well together, pink and yellow."


On the other hand, I like marzipan.

On the other hand, the marzipan on battenberg is awful
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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:21 - Oct 13 with 2011 viewsKeno

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:11 - Oct 13 by Cotty

On the other hand, I like marzipan.

On the other hand, the marzipan on battenberg is awful


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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:24 - Oct 13 with 1997 viewsFreddies_Ears

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:02 - Oct 13 by hype313

The devils cake, along with Pink Wafers they both should never go near anyone's mouth.


Bbbbbbbbuuuttttt..... My better half adores battenburg, and I will always hoover up the pink wafers before anyone else gets a look in!

Strange world, eh?
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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:26 - Oct 13 with 1982 viewshype313

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:24 - Oct 13 by Freddies_Ears

Bbbbbbbbuuuttttt..... My better half adores battenburg, and I will always hoover up the pink wafers before anyone else gets a look in!

Strange world, eh?



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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:26 - Oct 13 with 1981 viewsKieran_Knows

Cheese is the worst form of food out there.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:29 - Oct 13 with 1965 viewshoppy

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:24 - Oct 13 by Freddies_Ears

Bbbbbbbbuuuttttt..... My better half adores battenburg, and I will always hoover up the pink wafers before anyone else gets a look in!

Strange world, eh?


Oh dear. I'm disappointed to learn that you're a fan of the pink wafers.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:30 - Oct 13 with 1960 viewshoppy

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:26 - Oct 13 by Kieran_Knows

Cheese is the worst form of food out there.



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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:31 - Oct 13 with 1953 viewshoppy

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:11 - Oct 13 by Cotty

On the other hand, I like marzipan.

On the other hand, the marzipan on battenberg is awful


How many hands?

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PHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL! (n/t) on 12:31 - Oct 13 with 1953 viewsBlueBadger

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:26 - Oct 13 by Kieran_Knows

Cheese is the worst form of food out there.



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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:34 - Oct 13 with 1940 viewsjeera

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:11 - Oct 13 by Cotty

On the other hand, I like marzipan.

On the other hand, the marzipan on battenberg is awful


I like marzipan as it goes.

Not icing though.

Never understood icing.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:52 - Oct 13 with 1904 viewsjeera

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:26 - Oct 13 by Kieran_Knows

Cheese is the worst form of food out there.


You always seemed a good sort too.

Terrible to see good people go bad.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 13:01 - Oct 13 with 1888 viewsBlueBadger

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:52 - Oct 13 by jeera

You always seemed a good sort too.

Terrible to see good people go bad.


I think this is even more upsetting than watching Benters getting radicalised by the Taxi Gang.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 13:02 - Oct 13 with 1884 viewsfactual_blue

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 13:01 - Oct 13 by BlueBadger

I think this is even more upsetting than watching Benters getting radicalised by the Taxi Gang.


They were, to be fair, pushing against a half-open door.

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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 13:35 - Oct 13 with 1839 viewsEwan_Oozami

Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 12:07 - Oct 13 by jeera

It doesn't even look right.

So, to get this straight, it's two different cakes, (although the same recipe but made in two separate colours), then shoved together to make a god awful dull cake intended to look like it is one cake, made of 2 god awful, non matching, non- contrasting colours.

The people who like this, do they paint their walls in their homes these colours?

"I know what will go well together, pink and yellow."


Yes, but unless you live in a gingerbread house, you're not going to eat your walls are you?

Just one small problem; sell their houses to who, Ben? Fcking Aquaman?
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Blimey people, you're working Phil hard today. on 13:43 - Oct 13 with 1822 viewsEwan_Oozami

For the next home game that I get to go to, I will be handing out 25 free mini-Battenbergs (genuine Mr Kiplings) to lucky recipients.

Plus, what other cake displays the letters I T F C, eh?

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