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And why is milkman still number one? I don't know many other jobs where being all sexed up is a prerequisite but milkpeople are still getting it most mornings, despite their dwindling number.
Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
The window cleaning, French maid and plumbing unions would like a word.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:40 - Jan 2 by SpruceMoose
The window cleaning, French maid and plumbing unions would like a word.
Ah, that is very true, Moose. But I haven't seen a plumber in a skin flick for many a year. Maybe women have become more self-sufficient and handy with the old wrench.
Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:41 - Jan 2 by footers
Ah, that is very true, Moose. But I haven't seen a plumber in a skin flick for many a year. Maybe women have become more self-sufficient and handy with the old wrench.
It's an ever changing world. The new niche set up is an SEO omptimisation expert comes over and sorts your Google ranking right out.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:45 - Jan 2 by BlueBadger
Whilst not a profession, a friend(definitely a friend) tells me that step-siblings are, according to the internet.
Do you ever keep your scrubs on while romancing the female Badger? I have never seen a male naughty nurse.
The reason this topic has piqued my interest is because I may be going out for a drink or two with a young lady police inspector (I know, ACAB etc), which then reminded me of a young Rodney Trotter's fascination with a lady in uniform.
It's not something I've really thought about before, but the thought is arousing my curiosity.
Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:48 - Jan 2 by footers
Do you ever keep your scrubs on while romancing the female Badger? I have never seen a male naughty nurse.
The reason this topic has piqued my interest is because I may be going out for a drink or two with a young lady police inspector (I know, ACAB etc), which then reminded me of a young Rodney Trotter's fascination with a lady in uniform.
It's not something I've really thought about before, but the thought is arousing my curiosity.
Knowing that you're a big fan of pegging then that truncheon will come in very handy! Pro tip: at the peak moment of exaltation, as her to tase your spuds. *chef kiss*
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:48 - Jan 2 by footers
Do you ever keep your scrubs on while romancing the female Badger? I have never seen a male naughty nurse.
The reason this topic has piqued my interest is because I may be going out for a drink or two with a young lady police inspector (I know, ACAB etc), which then reminded me of a young Rodney Trotter's fascination with a lady in uniform.
It's not something I've really thought about before, but the thought is arousing my curiosity.
Mrs Badger's words on the subject are 'good lord no, I know what those scrubs get covered in'.
I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:52 - Jan 2 by BlueBadger
Mrs Badger's words on the subject are 'good lord no, I know what those scrubs get covered in'.
Hotties greatful for your service when you're on the bus home from work, ammirite?!
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:50 - Jan 2 by SpruceMoose
Knowing that you're a big fan of pegging then that truncheon will come in very handy! Pro tip: at the peak moment of exaltation, as her to tase your spuds. *chef kiss*
There's no shame in my game, but there is pork on my fork.
Cabin crew are also fairly randy animals if the video evidence is anything to go by. If only they made more trips with the drink trolley.
Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:56 - Jan 2 by footers
Bus driver's another.
Taxi drivers too, but many of them are criminally randy, which is never good.
How have we also forgotten the classic female librarian?
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:59 - Jan 2 by footers
True, but totally unrealistic. Any librarian worth their salt wouldn't allow that in their library. Even if it was very quiet.
Unrandiest profession?
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
What is the... randiest profession? on 14:01 - Jan 2 by StochesStotasBlewe
Gardeners.
The amount of bushes we trim is legendary dear boy.
I can quite see Benters on his knees getting whipped by a dominatrix actually.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
What is the... randiest profession? on 13:56 - Jan 2 by footers
Bus driver's another.
Taxi drivers too, but many of them are criminally randy, which is never good.
Some company in Ipswich have a black cab with Fake Taxi in yellow written on it. I was going for a drive through coffee with my mum* and nearly said "look Fake Taxi!". Thankfully I caught myself just in time, saving myself an awkward moment having to talk my way out of that one.
What is the... randiest profession? on 14:19 - Jan 2 by J2BLUE
Some company in Ipswich have a black cab with Fake Taxi in yellow written on it. I was going for a drive through coffee with my mum* and nearly said "look Fake Taxi!". Thankfully I caught myself just in time, saving myself an awkward moment having to talk my way out of that one.
*Back in the carefree days of tier 1
I don't think your mum is as unaware of Fake Taxi as you may think, J2.
Dear old footers KC - Private Counsel to Big Farmer - Liberator of Vichy TWTD
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