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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? 09:05 - May 23 with 1049 views

Ed Sheeran singing Edward Ebenzener Jeremiah Brown would have more chance than a of our recent entries

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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:06 - May 23 with 1044 views

footers

Is Rolf out of prison yet?

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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:09 - May 23 with 1015 views

Keno

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:06 - May 23 by footers
Is Rolf out of prison yet?

he could do a vigilante version of one of his old classics "tie the pedophile up, sport'

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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:16 - May 23 with 987 views

ArnoldMoorhen

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:09 - May 23 by Keno
he could do a vigilante version of one of his old classics "tie the pedophile up, sport' [Post edited 23 May 2021 9:09]

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And my extra leg has a tag on it.

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:34 - May 23 with 950 views

solomon

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:16 - May 23 by ArnoldMoorhen
I'm Jake the Peg And my extra leg has a tag on it.

Two little boys............

Maybe not eh

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:37 - May 23 with 943 views

solomon

A no entry is probably best all round.

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:39 - May 23 with 936 views

Keno

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:34 - May 23 by solomon
Two little boys............ Maybe not eh

maybe it could Prince Andrews way back into public life?

what could be sing?

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Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:44 - May 23 with 925 views

ArnoldMoorhen

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:39 - May 23 by Keno
maybe it could Prince Andrews way back into public life? what could be sing?

A couple of tweaks to this:

Pizza! Express!

I got the American Hots for you

Come down to Worthing with me baby now

Etc

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:45 - May 23 with 936 views

Ftnfwest

Well having seen about 10 seconds of the song on the news, pick something much better! Preferably choose someone who’s gay as well, massive proportion of the audience is LGBT, so play to that.

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:52 - May 23 with 907 views

Pendejo

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:06 - May 23 by footers
Is Rolf out of prison yet?

At least he'd get 12 points from *******

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:56 - May 23 with 895 views

solomon

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:45 - May 23 by Ftnfwest
Well having seen about 10 seconds of the song on the news, pick something much better! Preferably choose someone who’s gay as well, massive proportion of the audience is LGBT, so play to that.

Not sure anyone’s sexuality should be a factor in this.

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:58 - May 23 with 888 views

solomon

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:39 - May 23 by Keno
maybe it could Prince Andrews way back into public life? what could be sing?

Shaggy, it wasn’t me

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:58 - May 23 with 888 views

Keno

Suggestion for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:44 - May 23 by ArnoldMoorhen
A couple of tweaks to this: Pizza! Express! I got the American Hots for you Come down to Worthing with me baby now Etc

I was thinking of the old Neil Diamond classic

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 10:50 - May 23 with 825 views

WeWereZombies

They're still together, the song is even more relevant now, surely a winner...

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 11:32 - May 23 with 786 views

factual_blue

Something by the smiths?

Then we'd get even fewer points.

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 12:32 - May 23 with 736 views

Ftnfwest

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 09:56 - May 23 by solomon
Not sure anyone’s sexuality should be a factor in this.

No it shouldn’t

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:16 - May 23 with 683 views

Darth_Koont

“Eurovision songs are 50% ‘I’m horny’ and 50% ‘World peace’” – some bloke on Twitter

So ... we just need someone getting horny about world peace and we’d clean up.

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:21 - May 23 with 667 views

MattinLondon

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:16 - May 23 by Darth_Koont
“Eurovision songs are 50% ‘I’m horny’ and 50% ‘World peace’” – some bloke on Twitter So ... we just need someone getting horny about world peace and we’d clean up.

Cleaning up after being horny isn’t a very nice job.

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:29 - May 23 with 660 views

eireblue

I think you are onto something, some already popular people, doing something very European.

Something like this would probably still work.

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:55 - May 23 with 634 views

Ftnfwest

I’ve now seen that bill bailey has offered to do it, I might even watch 5 minutes of it if he does

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:12 - May 23 with 615 views

Ewan_Oozami

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:55 - May 23 by Ftnfwest
I’ve now seen that bill bailey has offered to do it, I might even watch 5 minutes of it if he does

Bill Bailey and Count Binface would work for me...

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Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:16 - May 23 with 607 views

Ftnfwest

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:12 - May 23 by Ewan_Oozami
Bill Bailey and Count Binface would work for me...

Dream team

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:32 - May 23 with 582 views

The_Flashing_Smile

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:55 - May 23 by Ftnfwest
I’ve now seen that bill bailey has offered to do it, I might even watch 5 minutes of it if he does

This has to happen! There's a petition for it too...

http://chng.it/kBn72zt4rS

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 14:34 - May 23 with 575 views

WeWereZombies

Suggestions for UK next years Euovison entry then? on 13:29 - May 23 by eireblue
I think you are onto something, some already popular people, doing something very European. Something like this would probably still work.

Now, now, just because your lot are so good at winning Eurovision that you have to try extra hard not to win:

And you also proved the point that if you put a decent song performed by a talented and well respected group of musicians then you will unmask Eurovision for the charade it is - for which I award Ã‰ire dix points...

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What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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