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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? 14:13 - Jun 18 with 1666 views

.....and which of you are normal people that just happen to live in Scotland.

This needs clarification for reference at about 10:00pm tonight.

Many thanks.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:17 - Jun 18 with 1413 views

hype313

Don't expect an answer within the hour, they're just finishing up their Battered mars bars and cans of Tennants Super.

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And fastening up their skirts. (n/t) on 14:18 - Jun 18 with 1401 views

Bloots

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:17 - Jun 18 by hype313
Don't expect an answer within the hour, they're just finishing up their Battered mars bars and cans of Tennants Super.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:33 - Jun 18 with 1376 views

ArnoldMoorhen

3 of my Grandparents were English, 1 was Welsh. I've never lived in Wales.

I moved to Scotland just before Lockdown started last year.

An SNP member friend informed me that Scotland has a civic national identity, not a racial one, and so I am welcome to consider myself Scottish.

So, a bit like that old joke about the newspaper, I'm English, Welsh and Scottish all over.

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:45 - Jun 18 with 1339 views

BiGDonnie

Can you also clarify if either of you are attached to the Scottish penises I've seen on social media this morning?

If either are you, lol.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:45 - Jun 18 with 1337 views

leitrimblue

I lived in Arbroath for a few years as a kid before returning to the relative paradise that is Haverhill

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:45 - Jun 18 with 1332 views

jeera

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:33 - Jun 18 by ArnoldMoorhen
3 of my Grandparents were English, 1 was Welsh. I've never lived in Wales. I moved to Scotland just before Lockdown started last year. An SNP member friend informed me that Scotland has a civic national identity, not a racial one, and so I am welcome to consider myself Scottish. So, a bit like that old joke about the newspaper, I'm English, Welsh and Scottish all over.

I hadn't realised you live in Scotland.

You must know Zombies then. He lives in Scotland.

And Herbs too. Not seen him for a little while. Say hello for us when you bump into him.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:47 - Jun 18 with 1328 views

Eireannach_gorm

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:33 - Jun 18 by ArnoldMoorhen
3 of my Grandparents were English, 1 was Welsh. I've never lived in Wales. I moved to Scotland just before Lockdown started last year. An SNP member friend informed me that Scotland has a civic national identity, not a racial one, and so I am welcome to consider myself Scottish. So, a bit like that old joke about the newspaper, I'm English, Welsh and Scottish all over.

That's a bit Irish.

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:50 - Jun 18 with 1302 views

giant_stow

A bit of personal question innit?

I mean we don't go around asking who's got an sti or other embarrassing ailments.

blimey.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 15:07 - Jun 18 with 1261 views

hoppy

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:50 - Jun 18 by giant_stow
A bit of personal question innit? I mean we don't go around asking who's got an sti or other embarrassing ailments. blimey.

I think the thing is nobody asks you that, as it is just kinda assumed...

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 15:11 - Jun 18 with 1254 views

ronnyd

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:45 - Jun 18 by leitrimblue
I lived in Arbroath for a few years as a kid before returning to the relative paradise that is Haverhill

Used to live on the Parkway, then the jungle that is the Clements.

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 15:14 - Jun 18 with 1241 views

footers

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:47 - Jun 18 by Eireannach_gorm
That's a bit Irish.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 15:28 - Jun 18 with 1209 views

giant_stow

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 15:07 - Jun 18 by hoppy
I think the thing is nobody asks you that, as it is just kinda assumed...

I think god might be Scottish: as i posted that, i scratched a spot on my ear and can now smell a horrible infected pussy smell. Very embarrassing. I take it back Scottish people.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:26 - Jun 18 with 1100 views

C_HealyIsAPleasure

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:45 - Jun 18 by BiGDonnie
Can you also clarify if either of you are attached to the Scottish penises I've seen on social media this morning? If either are you, lol.

You’ve had those videos aswell then. At least the chap meandering out in front of a motorbike was dressed…

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:26 - Jun 18 with 1102 views

leitrimblue

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 15:11 - Jun 18 by ronnyd
Used to live on the Parkway, then the jungle that is the Clements.

Good on yer Ron. Born on the Clements, raised on the Chalkstone

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:32 - Jun 18 with 1081 views

BluedanW

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:26 - Jun 18 by leitrimblue
Good on yer Ron. Born on the Clements, raised on the Chalkstone

I'm born on the chalkstone and now part of the Chimswell massive

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:33 - Jun 18 with 1082 views

SuperCoops

I'm an Englishman living in Scotland for the past 11 years.

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:37 - Jun 18 with 1058 views

leitrimblue

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:32 - Jun 18 by BluedanW
I'm born on the chalkstone and now part of the Chimswell massive [Post edited 18 Jun 2021 16:33]

Shout out to the Chimswell massiiiieeevvve. Most of my family still live on Chalkstone or parkway

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:40 - Jun 18 with 1040 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Only 1/4.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:43 - Jun 18 with 1029 views

WeWereZombies

I've had a Scottish address for eight years now, I even live here most of the time (lock downs have helped that) but I think I sound more English now than when I moved up here. I had a letter published in the local paper shortly before Scotland qualified for the Euros. Their sports correspondent had headed his column (which is mainly about his acquaintances at the golf club) 'Why I Won't Be Watching Scotland At Football' complaining about not having familiar names in the team and Scotland having to play 'diddy' nations like the Czech Republic and Slovakia whilst England were given the 'big boys' in UEFA draws...

Anyway, I pointed out that when the Czechs and Slovaks were one nation they actually won the Euros (1976) as well as getting favourable points in about Ryan Fraser (a more than decent player along with Andy Robertson and Scott McTominay) and George Burley (comparable to Steve Clarke as a thoughtful and successful Scotland manager...OK, the Royal Blue tinted glasses were doing too much of a job at this point).

Anyway, come the penalties against Serbia I thought I was going to look a right berk as Scotland went out but that David Marshall save was not only a quality moment for Scottish supporters but quite a relief for me.

No idea who I shall be cheering for come eight o'clock, the England team are clearly a talented lot but they have their share of big time charlies. Scotland have a great team spirit but might just get burdened down with having the weight of a nation on their shoulders. I may just go Cobboldesque playing fields of Eton and employ the Corinithian spirit of wishing both teams well and trying to kid myself that it is the playing well that counts, not the winning.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 16:54 - Jun 18 with 997 views

Salyidyce

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 14:50 - Jun 18 by giant_stow
A bit of personal question innit? I mean we don't go around asking who's got an sti or other embarrassing ailments. blimey.

I am a Suffolk lad through and through but i would be having a bit of this in the North Stand next season:

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:00 - Jun 18 with 921 views

Coastalblue

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 15:28 - Jun 18 by giant_stow
I think god might be Scottish: as i posted that, i scratched a spot on my ear and can now smell a horrible infected pussy smell. Very embarrassing. I take it back Scottish people. [Post edited 18 Jun 2021 15:28]

I had to read that several times before it clicked what the infected thing you were smelling was, it was mind boggling to start with.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:09 - Jun 18 with 904 views

WeWereZombies

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:00 - Jun 18 by Coastalblue
I had to read that several times before it clicked what the infected thing you were smelling was, it was mind boggling to start with.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:13 - Jun 18 with 889 views

Dubtractor

I think they prefer people to use the term 'scotch'.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:17 - Jun 18 with 879 views

footers

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:13 - Jun 18 by Dubtractor
I think they prefer people to use the term 'scotch'.

Don't know why they shun that label so much - it's a fantastic tape and should be something of a national icon.

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So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:21 - Jun 18 with 864 views

jeera

So who on here is actually Scottish.....? on 18:13 - Jun 18 by Dubtractor
I think they prefer people to use the term 'scotch'.

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