| Are women bonkers? 20:00 - Jun 25 with 3717 views | Lord_Lucan |
Straight up. Was warned by current wife today that she was going to the hairdressers and to make sure there's a few quid in the personal account.
Just spoken with her, guess what? She advises me that she was in the chair for three hours! I mean WTF!
I casually asked why it took this length of time and was told about silver strips of things and colours and wot nots.
When I expressed my bemusement she said "I had it cut as well" |  |
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| My wife gets.... on 20:03 - Jun 25 with 3351 views | Bloots |
....pissed at the hairdressers.
The birds all just sit around for a couple of hours drinking wine, while they get their hair washed.
I have to go and pick her up most times because she can barely find her way home. |  |
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| Are women bonkers? on 20:04 - Jun 25 with 3338 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Are you sure she was at the hairdressers? Where was Matt Hancock at the time? |  |
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| Are women bonkers? on 20:05 - Jun 25 with 3320 views | HARRY10 |
During the early part if WW2 a blokes wife comes home and asks her husband if he notices anything different about here
He asks us she has had her hair done, or maybe she is wearing a new dress
No, she replies, I've taken off my gas mask |  | | |
| Are women bonkers? on 20:06 - Jun 25 with 3312 views | dickie |
Would the situation have been any different with either your past or future wives? | | | |
| Are women bonkers? on 20:08 - Jun 25 with 3287 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Are women bonkers? on 20:05 - Jun 25 by HARRY10 |
During the early part if WW2 a blokes wife comes home and asks her husband if he notices anything different about here
He asks us she has had her hair done, or maybe she is wearing a new dress
No, she replies, I've taken off my gas mask |
Funnily enough, after she told me it was a three hour job I innocently said "What the hell did you have done"
To which she replied - "Well you won't notice it" | |
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| Are women bonkers? on 20:09 - Jun 25 with 3260 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| Are women bonkers? on 20:06 - Jun 25 by dickie |
Would the situation have been any different with either your past or future wives? |
I knew of a chap who always introduced his wife to anyone as his "first wife". |  |
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| Are women bonkers? on 20:12 - Jun 25 with 3232 views | Lord_Lucan |
| Are women bonkers? on 20:09 - Jun 25 by Nthsuffolkblue |
I knew of a chap who always introduced his wife to anyone as his "first wife". |
I sometimes mention Lady Lucan as my future ex wife.
I have a business friend in Italy and when I see him I can tell that he is urging me to say it, and when I do he just absolutely pisses himself! | |
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| Are women bonkers? on 20:17 - Jun 25 with 3171 views | Lord_Lucan |
Is that the Clinton Baptiste thing?
Edit - I just got it, It's Cambridge away? No, can't do. Busy time of year! [Post edited 25 Jun 2021 20:18]
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| My wife gets.... on 20:21 - Jun 25 with 3123 views | jeera |
| My wife gets.... on 20:03 - Jun 25 by Bloots |
....pissed at the hairdressers.
The birds all just sit around for a couple of hours drinking wine, while they get their hair washed.
I have to go and pick her up most times because she can barely find her way home. |
It is a social occasion to them isn't it?
By which I mean good luck to them of course.
If I was stuck in that chair for more than the usual 10 minutes I'd want a drink as well.
And as Lucan says, the finished product comes with limited expectations of the bloke really being able to tell the difference, which suggests the trip to the hairdressers has to be more than being about the hair I suppose.
It's like the equivalence of the shoe shine man where things get told and stuff gets learnt. |  |
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| Are women bonkers? on 20:28 - Jun 25 with 3088 views | bazza |
| Are women bonkers? on 20:08 - Jun 25 by Lord_Lucan |
Funnily enough, after she told me it was a three hour job I innocently said "What the hell did you have done"
To which she replied - "Well you won't notice it" |
My wife buys stuff for round the house, and I will
Say where the feck did that come from, and she says I got that 6 months ago 😂 |  | | |
| My wife gets.... on 20:31 - Jun 25 with 3070 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| My wife gets.... on 20:21 - Jun 25 by jeera |
It is a social occasion to them isn't it?
By which I mean good luck to them of course.
If I was stuck in that chair for more than the usual 10 minutes I'd want a drink as well.
And as Lucan says, the finished product comes with limited expectations of the bloke really being able to tell the difference, which suggests the trip to the hairdressers has to be more than being about the hair I suppose.
It's like the equivalence of the shoe shine man where things get told and stuff gets learnt. |
"What's the word on the street, Johnny?" |  |
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| My wife gets.... on 20:35 - Jun 25 with 3023 views | bazza |
| My wife gets.... on 20:21 - Jun 25 by jeera |
It is a social occasion to them isn't it?
By which I mean good luck to them of course.
If I was stuck in that chair for more than the usual 10 minutes I'd want a drink as well.
And as Lucan says, the finished product comes with limited expectations of the bloke really being able to tell the difference, which suggests the trip to the hairdressers has to be more than being about the hair I suppose.
It's like the equivalence of the shoe shine man where things get told and stuff gets learnt. |
Getting everything off their chest, because when they get home, we don’t even notice the hair, let alone take in what’s happening in their friends lives.. | | | |
| My wife gets.... on 20:42 - Jun 25 with 2979 views | eireblue |
| My wife gets.... on 20:21 - Jun 25 by jeera |
It is a social occasion to them isn't it?
By which I mean good luck to them of course.
If I was stuck in that chair for more than the usual 10 minutes I'd want a drink as well.
And as Lucan says, the finished product comes with limited expectations of the bloke really being able to tell the difference, which suggests the trip to the hairdressers has to be more than being about the hair I suppose.
It's like the equivalence of the shoe shine man where things get told and stuff gets learnt. |
Oh, so it’s a bit like blokes playing golf, but without ruining perfectly good countryside. |  | | |
| My wife gets.... on 20:50 - Jun 25 with 2946 views | jeera |
| My wife gets.... on 20:35 - Jun 25 by bazza |
Getting everything off their chest, because when they get home, we don’t even notice the hair, let alone take in what’s happening in their friends lives.. |
I have learned to get into a habit of always saying a woman's hair looks nice regardless whether they've been to the hairdresser or not.
Take no chances there.
When I last called in to see a mate I told his wife her hair looked nice and she looked well chuffed. Also I had a cup of tea in my hand within minutes. [Post edited 25 Jun 2021 20:51]
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| My wife gets.... on 20:55 - Jun 25 with 2917 views | Lord_Lucan |
| My wife gets.... on 20:50 - Jun 25 by jeera |
I have learned to get into a habit of always saying a woman's hair looks nice regardless whether they've been to the hairdresser or not.
Take no chances there.
When I last called in to see a mate I told his wife her hair looked nice and she looked well chuffed. Also I had a cup of tea in my hand within minutes. [Post edited 25 Jun 2021 20:51]
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Have you ever tried complementing a girls hair or dress whilst in the company of your wife or girlfriend?
It's a minefield mate. | |
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| Are women bonkers? on 20:56 - Jun 25 with 2906 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Sounds like your missus is really my missus..........and yes, they're bonkers. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| My wife gets.... on 20:57 - Jun 25 with 2903 views | jeera |
| My wife gets.... on 20:55 - Jun 25 by Lord_Lucan |
Have you ever tried complementing a girls hair or dress whilst in the company of your wife or girlfriend?
It's a minefield mate. |
Only my mum. Or maybe their mum.
I know what you mean with that one, it's a no win otherwise. | |
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| My wife gets.... on 20:58 - Jun 25 with 2895 views | bazza |
| My wife gets.... on 20:50 - Jun 25 by jeera |
I have learned to get into a habit of always saying a woman's hair looks nice regardless whether they've been to the hairdresser or not.
Take no chances there.
When I last called in to see a mate I told his wife her hair looked nice and she looked well chuffed. Also I had a cup of tea in my hand within minutes. [Post edited 25 Jun 2021 20:51]
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Smooth, I think I may try that.. especially if they have cake . To be fair , I should try harder, my wife always compliments me on my hairs. | | | |
| Are women bonkers? on 21:00 - Jun 25 with 2876 views | Ftnfwest |
I’m still convinced that Suzie Q just falls out of bed and is ready to face the world. Once she puts her catsuit on of course... |  | | |
| My wife gets.... on 21:12 - Jun 25 with 2839 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| My wife gets.... on 20:55 - Jun 25 by Lord_Lucan |
Have you ever tried complementing a girls hair or dress whilst in the company of your wife or girlfriend?
It's a minefield mate. |
Golden rule above ALL others. Never compliment another woman in front of your wife.
The future ex wife will quickly become the ex wife. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| My wife gets.... on 21:30 - Jun 25 with 2756 views | J2BLUE |
| My wife gets.... on 20:21 - Jun 25 by jeera |
It is a social occasion to them isn't it?
By which I mean good luck to them of course.
If I was stuck in that chair for more than the usual 10 minutes I'd want a drink as well.
And as Lucan says, the finished product comes with limited expectations of the bloke really being able to tell the difference, which suggests the trip to the hairdressers has to be more than being about the hair I suppose.
It's like the equivalence of the shoe shine man where things get told and stuff gets learnt. |
I despise getting my hair cut. When they have clearly finished after ten minutes and are just justifying the cost with a bit of pointless titting about I always want to say just let me go now, you'll still get a tip. |  |
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| My wife gets.... on 21:35 - Jun 25 with 2725 views | HARRY10 |
| My wife gets.... on 20:03 - Jun 25 by Bloots |
....pissed at the hairdressers.
The birds all just sit around for a couple of hours drinking wine, while they get their hair washed.
I have to go and pick her up most times because she can barely find her way home. |
half cut ? | | | |
| Are women bonkers? on 21:37 - Jun 25 with 2723 views | jaykay |
i suppose ' soon to be ex wife' from months ago , to 'current wife ' is the same meaning with different words. |  |
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| My wife gets.... on 21:55 - Jun 25 with 2679 views | jeera |
| My wife gets.... on 21:30 - Jun 25 by J2BLUE |
I despise getting my hair cut. When they have clearly finished after ten minutes and are just justifying the cost with a bit of pointless titting about I always want to say just let me go now, you'll still get a tip. |
I used to.
Find a mobile one mate or one who works from home.
Massive difference. | |
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