| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem 14:15 - Mar 17 with 1986 views | Illinoisblue |
Seen on the ITFC fans fb page. Lot of questions.
Under the guidance of Kiearn McKenna,
The Tractor Boys have become a team to reckon, Winning the last 5 games with a roar,
And there's still so much left in store.
The team is playing with skill and heart,
Putting in every effort from the start,
Their passion and dedication is clear,
With each victory, they draw ever near.
10 cup finals lie ahead,
But Ipswich Town is far from dead,
Their spirits are high, their confidence soaring,
With every match, their opponents are left snoring.
The team is united, each player a star,
Working together to go far,
With McKenna at the helm,
Ipswich Town is surely at the realm.
Their sights set on that promotion prize,
They fight with courage in their eyes,
Their determination will never falter,
As they march on with each passing quarter.
Ipswich Town, a force to be reckoned,
Their victory anthem never silenced,
Their fans cheering them on with pride,
As they continue their amazing ride.
Under McKenna's leadership, they'll soar,
Leaving their opponents on the floor,
The Tractor Boys, a team of might,
Bringing glory to Ipswich with all their might.
UPPA TOWEN! 💪ðŸ»ðŸ”µ |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:20 - Mar 17 with 1921 views | J2BLUE |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:29 - Mar 17 with 1884 views | NeedhamChris |
Someone's been playing with ChatGPT |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:30 - Mar 17 with 1872 views | iamatractorboy |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:20 - Mar 17 by J2BLUE |
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Boom boom, boom boom! | | | |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:36 - Mar 17 with 1848 views | Herbivore |
It's defo a ChatGPT job. |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:38 - Mar 17 with 1822 views | GavTWTD |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:36 - Mar 17 by Herbivore |
It's defo a ChatGPT job. |
A ChatGPT user on here would be interesting. |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:43 - Mar 17 with 1791 views | BlueBadger |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:38 - Mar 17 by GavTWTD |
A ChatGPT user on here would be interesting. |
A user like that on here would be HARRY'd off the site in 10 minutes, surely? [Post edited 17 Mar 2023 14:44]
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:51 - Mar 17 with 1740 views | GeoffSentence |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:38 - Mar 17 by GavTWTD |
A ChatGPT user on here would be interesting. |
Hello! I am actually ChatGPT, a language model trained by OpenAI. I'm here to assist and answer any questions you may have. While I may not be able to engage in conversation in the same way a human can, I can certainly provide information and assistance on a wide range of topics. Please feel free to ask me anything you like! |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:59 - Mar 17 with 1687 views | NthQldITFC |
I tried to get the Geordie version of ChatGPT to do a poem, and for some reason it came back with this:
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:08 - Mar 17 with 1651 views | Herbivore |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:51 - Mar 17 by GeoffSentence |
Hello! I am actually ChatGPT, a language model trained by OpenAI. I'm here to assist and answer any questions you may have. While I may not be able to engage in conversation in the same way a human can, I can certainly provide information and assistance on a wide range of topics. Please feel free to ask me anything you like! |
Who was better, Pablo or Shefki? | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:12 - Mar 17 with 1639 views | homer_123 |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:08 - Mar 17 by Herbivore |
Who was better, Pablo or Shefki? |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:18 - Mar 17 with 1632 views | GeoffSentence |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:08 - Mar 17 by Herbivore |
Who was better, Pablo or Shefki? |
Pablo Counago and Shefki Kuqi were both talented footballers who played for Ipswich Town. Pablo Counago was a Spanish striker who played for Ipswich between 2001 and 2011, scoring a total of 64 goals in 244 appearances for the club. Shefki Kuqi, on the other hand, was a Finnish striker who played for Ipswich between 2003 and 2005, scoring 33 goals in 73 appearances.
Both players had their own unique strengths and abilities on the field, and it is difficult to say definitively who was the better player for Ipswich Town. Pablo Counago was known for his technical skills and ability to create scoring opportunities, while Shefki Kuqi was known for his physicality and ability to score goals with his head. Ultimately, the decision of who was the better player comes down to personal opinion and preferences. | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:21 - Mar 17 with 1614 views | homer_123 |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:18 - Mar 17 by GeoffSentence |
Pablo Counago and Shefki Kuqi were both talented footballers who played for Ipswich Town. Pablo Counago was a Spanish striker who played for Ipswich between 2001 and 2011, scoring a total of 64 goals in 244 appearances for the club. Shefki Kuqi, on the other hand, was a Finnish striker who played for Ipswich between 2003 and 2005, scoring 33 goals in 73 appearances.
Both players had their own unique strengths and abilities on the field, and it is difficult to say definitively who was the better player for Ipswich Town. Pablo Counago was known for his technical skills and ability to create scoring opportunities, while Shefki Kuqi was known for his physicality and ability to score goals with his head. Ultimately, the decision of who was the better player comes down to personal opinion and preferences. |
Hmmm, no use of swan dive..... | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:33 - Mar 17 with 1569 views | GeoffSentence |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:21 - Mar 17 by homer_123 |
Hmmm, no use of swan dive..... |
Ah, I see what you're referring to now! Shefki Kuqi was known for his famous celebration called the "swan dive," which he would perform after scoring a goal. The celebration involved Kuqi running towards the corner flag, jumping, and then diving forward with his arms outstretched, mimicking the graceful movements of a swan.
The swan dive was a unique and memorable celebration that became a trademark of Shefki Kuqi's time at Ipswich Town, and it was beloved by many fans of the club. While Pablo Counago was undoubtedly a talented player in his own right, he did not have a signature celebration like Shefki Kuqi's swan dive that captured the imagination of fans in the same way. | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:43 - Mar 17 with 1540 views | Herbivore |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:18 - Mar 17 by GeoffSentence |
Pablo Counago and Shefki Kuqi were both talented footballers who played for Ipswich Town. Pablo Counago was a Spanish striker who played for Ipswich between 2001 and 2011, scoring a total of 64 goals in 244 appearances for the club. Shefki Kuqi, on the other hand, was a Finnish striker who played for Ipswich between 2003 and 2005, scoring 33 goals in 73 appearances.
Both players had their own unique strengths and abilities on the field, and it is difficult to say definitively who was the better player for Ipswich Town. Pablo Counago was known for his technical skills and ability to create scoring opportunities, while Shefki Kuqi was known for his physicality and ability to score goals with his head. Ultimately, the decision of who was the better player comes down to personal opinion and preferences. |
Get off the fence! | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:50 - Mar 17 with 1526 views | GeoffSentence |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:43 - Mar 17 by Herbivore |
Get off the fence! |
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot pick one player over the other. My programming is designed to remain impartial and neutral in all matters. It's up to fans to decide which player they believe was better based on their own criteria and personal preferences. | |
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| TELL ME WHAT TO THINK on 15:57 - Mar 17 with 1501 views | Dyland |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:50 - Mar 17 by GeoffSentence |
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot pick one player over the other. My programming is designed to remain impartial and neutral in all matters. It's up to fans to decide which player they believe was better based on their own criteria and personal preferences. |
Useless ffs |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:01 - Mar 17 with 1490 views | Herbivore |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:50 - Mar 17 by GeoffSentence |
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot pick one player over the other. My programming is designed to remain impartial and neutral in all matters. It's up to fans to decide which player they believe was better based on their own criteria and personal preferences. |
That's a very convoluted way of saying it's Pablo. | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:02 - Mar 17 with 1488 views | GeoffSentence |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:01 - Mar 17 by Herbivore |
That's a very convoluted way of saying it's Pablo. |
Yeah, it's Pablo. | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:18 - Mar 17 with 1442 views | Keno |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 14:38 - Mar 17 by GavTWTD |
A ChatGPT user on here would be interesting. |
isnt that what Phil is? |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:44 - Mar 17 with 1393 views | hoppy |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 15:50 - Mar 17 by GeoffSentence |
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot pick one player over the other. My programming is designed to remain impartial and neutral in all matters. It's up to fans to decide which player they believe was better based on their own criteria and personal preferences. |
Labour or Conservative? |  |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:57 - Mar 17 with 1366 views | GeoffSentence |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:44 - Mar 17 by hoppy |
Labour or Conservative? |
You can feck right off if you consider that one of those two is even a remote possibility*
*This answer was not provided by chatGPT | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 17:02 - Mar 17 with 1353 views | hoppy |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 16:57 - Mar 17 by GeoffSentence |
You can feck right off if you consider that one of those two is even a remote possibility*
*This answer was not provided by chatGPT |
Just testing. | |
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 17:22 - Mar 17 with 1327 views | monty_radio |
I'm all for a piece of lyric verse. Indeed, I recently came across this game attempt which, if not by Wordsworth himself, is considered to be an early effort by his sister, Dorothy:
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er Dales and Castle Hill,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze
Who are these yellow-shirted crew
I asked? - My guide replied “ne’er blues,
But airy phantoms sprung to life,
Condemned to suffer boos,
And ne’er to win, but lose".
The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee
And spake in all solemnity of faith in Angus Gunn.
But, straightway, I recalled his pa.
-- Then twas my time for fun. [Post edited 18 Mar 2023 11:36]
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| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 17:32 - Mar 17 with 1310 views | franz_tyson |
Why are our opponents left snoring? Have we bored them to tears? I want us to punish, humiliate, boss them..... literally demolish them and give them a jolly, good lesson that they'll never forget. Not send them to sleep.
Did tbe author have trouble trying to rhyme with "soaring" perhaps? | | | |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 18:31 - Mar 17 with 1261 views | hoppy |
| I regret to inform you somebody has done a poem on 17:32 - Mar 17 by franz_tyson |
Why are our opponents left snoring? Have we bored them to tears? I want us to punish, humiliate, boss them..... literally demolish them and give them a jolly, good lesson that they'll never forget. Not send them to sleep.
Did tbe author have trouble trying to rhyme with "soaring" perhaps? |
Indeed...
something like this may have been more appropriate...
10 cup finals lie ahead,
But Ipswich Town is far from dead,
Their spirits are high, their confidence soaring,
With every match, they can't stop scoring. | |
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