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I don’t know what others think, but I believe the humble crumpet to be a very fine thing. Warburtons are the best, not being as ‘doughy’ as some. The perfect crumpet combo is as follows:
1 Take two crumpets and bung them in the toaster or grill until golden brown and crunchy top and bottom. 2. While grilling, take some stilton or my current fave Shropshire Blue and shave off enough to layer one crumpet. If it crumbs, even better. 3. When cooked, thinly cover one crumpet with the cheese. 4. Drop the other crumpet on top of the cheesed one and butter it. Proper butter, not that spreadable nonsense. The heat of the first storey crumpet will help melt the stilton into the ground floor crumpet without over cooking it. 5. Separate the two scraping any cheese glued to the base of the upper crumpet onto the lower. Or leave it on there. Crumpet heaven is a broad church. 6. Consume the buttered one first before moving on to the stiltonised delight.
Enjoy with a good strong tea in your Ipswich Town mug while dreaming of a season long unbeaten run and a second FA Cup victory.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 07:29 - Aug 17 with 3908 views
Just try it and I’m sure you’ll be converted from the dark side of sweet stuff on crumpets.
Healthier too ……….errr
George Hirst is a fan of them. He ate two at 2.43pm on Thursday 15th June at East Bergholt Services. He had Anchor butter and raspberry jam on one and the second with just butter.
According to a friend.
"......Paul Mariner......John Wark...... Brian Tablet...errrrrrr Talbot"
Personally love a crumpet with a bit of butter and marmite, sometimes with some cheese on top if the fancy takes me
But agree, crumpets are top of the shopping list each week. Along with ensuring potato waffles are in the freezer - they are the perfect quick lunch base
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This is entirely the correct response. (n/t) on 09:11 - Aug 17 with 3656 views
Crumpet Voluntary on 09:10 - Aug 17 by TractorBrew
Personally love a crumpet with a bit of butter and marmite, sometimes with some cheese on top if the fancy takes me
But agree, crumpets are top of the shopping list each week. Along with ensuring potato waffles are in the freezer - they are the perfect quick lunch base
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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:15 - Aug 17 with 3635 views
Innit. Why do people insist on overcomplicating nice normal simple foods?? Ohhhh yeah you like beans on toast but have you ever shaved truffle on top ohhh ohhh ohhhhhhh
In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
1, place crumpets in toaster 2, when toasted cover with copious amounts of butter 3, then cover with raspberry 4, enjoy eating with a coffee while watching Ivor the Engine, Mr Benn, the Clangers etc etc
Innit. Why do people insist on overcomplicating nice normal simple foods?? Ohhhh yeah you like beans on toast but have you ever shaved truffle on top ohhh ohhh ohhhhhhh
Have you seen the weirdness that goes in jam jars these days?
Ginger marmalade, rhubarb and elderflower jam, lemon and gin curd, the list is endless.
Bollox to all that.
Marmalade made with seville oranges, strawberry, raspberry or blackberry jam, jobs a goodun.
Crumpet Voluntary on 09:10 - Aug 17 by TractorBrew
Personally love a crumpet with a bit of butter and marmite, sometimes with some cheese on top if the fancy takes me
But agree, crumpets are top of the shopping list each week. Along with ensuring potato waffles are in the freezer - they are the perfect quick lunch base
Potato waffle with a melted plastic cheese slice on top was a home-from-school favourite snack. The former were very new then.
1, place crumpets in toaster 2, when toasted cover with copious amounts of butter 3, then cover with raspberry 4, enjoy eating with a coffee while watching Ivor the Engine, Mr Benn, the Clangers etc etc
I'm going for honey.... though in order to prevent it instantly passing through the crumpet they have to be toasted to a higher degree of crunchy..... having said that it is very difficult to burn a crumpet to the point its inedible!
Edit ivor the engine, marvellous tv.... does anyone remember Pogles Wood, very few do I find but it was one of my favourites
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Crumpet Voluntary on 09:36 - Aug 17 with 3569 views
Crumpet Voluntary on 09:31 - Aug 17 by norfsufblue
I'm going for honey.... though in order to prevent it instantly passing through the crumpet they have to be toasted to a higher degree of crunchy..... having said that it is very difficult to burn a crumpet to the point its inedible!
Edit ivor the engine, marvellous tv.... does anyone remember Pogles Wood, very few do I find but it was one of my favourites
Crumpet Voluntary on 07:49 - Aug 17 by GeoffSentence
That should just be 'muffins' to those of us here in England.
Think it's been a very long time since most people in England understood you meant the bready thing rather than the cakey thing when you say muffin.
Ironically, I think the bread muffin is much more prevalent in the US than here (and McDonald's is probably responsibility for most of the bread muffin sales in the UK!)
Fantastic just had to cast that onto the 65 " TV...... took me back to Watch with mother!... slightly disappointed with Mrs Pogle not making Crumpets though 🤣🤣
Thank You
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Crumpet Voluntary on 10:07 - Aug 17 with 3467 views
1, place crumpets in toaster 2, when toasted cover with copious amounts of butter 3, then cover with raspberry 4, enjoy eating with a coffee while watching Ivor the Engine, Mr Benn, the Clangers etc etc
Do NOT call me Shirley.
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Crumpet Voluntary on 10:11 - Aug 17 with 3450 views
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