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Does anyone want to talk about... 10:51 - May 21 with 5985 viewsfooters

... something other than our wonderful manager?

Too much fretting and fussing.

The floor is yours...

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 10:55 - May 21 with 3543 viewsbluelagos

In other news the British establishment was complicit in a decades long cover up after it's own staff caused the deaths of 3000 innocent people by failing to ensure adequate checks on blood imported from the states.

Nothing new tbf

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 10:59 - May 21 with 3514 viewshoppy

How about something like discussing the positives of southern British seaside resorts? The traditional summer pilgrimage prior to the days of so much travel abroad...

Where would be the number one destination, and what are the options?

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:04 - May 21 with 3492 viewsStokieBlue

How about Trump floating the idea of changing the constitution so that he can have 3 terms?

Seems to have passed under the radar although it was at an NRA conference so probably too much nonsense spouted to cover everything.

SB

SB - (not Simon Batford)

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:05 - May 21 with 3488 viewsbluelagos

Does anyone want to talk about... on 10:59 - May 21 by hoppy

How about something like discussing the positives of southern British seaside resorts? The traditional summer pilgrimage prior to the days of so much travel abroad...

Where would be the number one destination, and what are the options?


Happisburgh is were it's at.

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:07 - May 21 with 3477 viewsHelp

Hurrah, I am happy to talk about anything else, if I have a view I will join in. Any interesting guardian articles. Science. Nature?

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:08 - May 21 with 3462 viewsleitrimblue

Does anyone want to talk about... on 10:59 - May 21 by hoppy

How about something like discussing the positives of southern British seaside resorts? The traditional summer pilgrimage prior to the days of so much travel abroad...

Where would be the number one destination, and what are the options?


Frinton, Clacton or Southend init
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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:11 - May 21 with 3438 viewsBiGDonnie

I'm looking to book a last minute trip away next week. 4/5 nights somewhere hot.

Any suggestions on where?

Any suggestions on best place for a last minute deal?

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:12 - May 21 with 3423 viewshoppy

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:08 - May 21 by leitrimblue

Frinton, Clacton or Southend init


No South Coast options?

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:14 - May 21 with 3408 viewsHerbivore

Does anyone want to talk about... on 10:55 - May 21 by bluelagos

In other news the British establishment was complicit in a decades long cover up after it's own staff caused the deaths of 3000 innocent people by failing to ensure adequate checks on blood imported from the states.

Nothing new tbf


This news made me think back to the George Monibot article that Chico posted last week. We are surrounded by genuine conspiracies for which there is evidence that we can point to in support of our theory, and yet people seem to pay little attention to them and instead go down anti-vax or 9/11 or great reset rabbit holes for which any evidence they can offer is either easily discredited or countered by other (usually stronger) evidence. World has lost its head, basically. We get worked up about all the wrong things and pay nowhere near enough attention to the important stuff. Human kind is easily distracted.

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:15 - May 21 with 3387 viewsfooters

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:04 - May 21 by StokieBlue

How about Trump floating the idea of changing the constitution so that he can have 3 terms?

Seems to have passed under the radar although it was at an NRA conference so probably too much nonsense spouted to cover everything.

SB


You'll only take the presidency from his cold, dead hands.

Capitol insurrection pt2: Electric boogaloo

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:16 - May 21 with 3380 viewsfooters

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:11 - May 21 by BiGDonnie

I'm looking to book a last minute trip away next week. 4/5 nights somewhere hot.

Any suggestions on where?

Any suggestions on best place for a last minute deal?


Get yourself out to Marrakech, mush.

I got hotel and flights for seven nights for about £350.

Bosh.

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:16 - May 21 with 3377 viewsleitrimblue

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:12 - May 21 by hoppy

No South Coast options?


I don't like to venture further then Suffolk or Essex for my seaside holidays. Perhaps Norfolk if I'm feeling a bit fruity.
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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:19 - May 21 with 3352 viewsleitrimblue

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:16 - May 21 by footers

Get yourself out to Marrakech, mush.

I got hotel and flights for seven nights for about £350.

Bosh.


Not a bad call but still a bit of a journey to Chefchaouen though..
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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:28 - May 21 with 3301 viewsfooters

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:16 - May 21 by leitrimblue

I don't like to venture further then Suffolk or Essex for my seaside holidays. Perhaps Norfolk if I'm feeling a bit fruity.


You want to get yourself down Hemsby. Cleaner's got a place over there. He loves it.

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:38 - May 21 with 3256 viewsleitrimblue

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:28 - May 21 by footers

You want to get yourself down Hemsby. Cleaner's got a place over there. He loves it.


OK, I'm being hassled to come over to UK for a week or 2 in the summer. May take a daytrip over to Hemsby
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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:39 - May 21 with 3243 viewsBiGDonnie

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:16 - May 21 by footers

Get yourself out to Marrakech, mush.

I got hotel and flights for seven nights for about £350.

Bosh.


Went in February. Was hoping to tick a new place off the list.

Edit - who did you book that through?
[Post edited 21 May 2024 11:40]

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I’m going to Cyprus next week… on 11:42 - May 21 with 3186 viewsBloots

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:11 - May 21 by BiGDonnie

I'm looking to book a last minute trip away next week. 4/5 nights somewhere hot.

Any suggestions on where?

Any suggestions on best place for a last minute deal?


….looking pretty scorchio.

The added advantage of going there is that you can go for a beer with me.

What more could a man ask for!

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:43 - May 21 with 3202 viewsfooters

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:39 - May 21 by BiGDonnie

Went in February. Was hoping to tick a new place off the list.

Edit - who did you book that through?
[Post edited 21 May 2024 11:40]


Lush, innit.

Got that through LoveHolidays. They seem pretty good for last-minute package deals. Maybe worth a looksie.

Was when they were bossing it in the WC. Unbelievable atmosphere.

Tough time to get owt to eat or drink though while they were all going wild in the aisles!

Maybe not that hot but Budapest is great too if you've not been.

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I’m going to Cyprus next week… on 11:45 - May 21 with 3186 viewsBiGDonnie

I’m going to Cyprus next week… on 11:42 - May 21 by Bloots

….looking pretty scorchio.

The added advantage of going there is that you can go for a beer with me.

What more could a man ask for!


Was in Cyprus in April. Loved it. What part you going?

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Paphos, I prefer…. on 11:46 - May 21 with 3144 viewsBloots

I’m going to Cyprus next week… on 11:45 - May 21 by BiGDonnie

Was in Cyprus in April. Loved it. What part you going?


….a bit of city action rather than beach type stuff.

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I’m going to Cyprus next week… on 12:03 - May 21 with 3105 viewsGlasgowBlue

I’m going to Cyprus next week… on 11:42 - May 21 by Bloots

….looking pretty scorchio.

The added advantage of going there is that you can go for a beer with me.

What more could a man ask for!


I'm off to Ibiza in three weeks time. Never been before but the Mrs was there last year with the girls and wants to show me around.

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 12:39 - May 21 with 3053 viewsGlasgowBlue

Does anyone want to talk about... on 11:39 - May 21 by BiGDonnie

Went in February. Was hoping to tick a new place off the list.

Edit - who did you book that through?
[Post edited 21 May 2024 11:40]


We went to the Sol Oasis which is pretty reasonably priced. We went for a 5 day break last March. Just a short bus ride to the centre.
[Post edited 21 May 2024 12:44]

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 12:42 - May 21 with 3060 viewsJ2BLUE

You should do an AMA

Truly impaired.
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Does anyone want to talk about... on 12:42 - May 21 by J2BLUE

You should do an AMA


Go for it, J2.

I am an open book.

What is your question?

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Does anyone want to talk about... on 12:51 - May 21 with 3016 viewsKropotkin123

I wanted to talk about next season's targets...

Targets by Kropotkin123 20 May 2024 7:32
I'm here to save you from the endless KM rumours!

Ipswich come into the 2024-25 Premiership season with two consecutive 2nd place finishes. Town will be seeking to replicate this and may deem anything less than second as a failure. So too will Arsenal, who themselves have finished second two seasons in a row. One thing is for certain, next season, at least one of these teams won’t finish second.

https://i.ibb.co/rmgFVRt/2.png

Since the top tier moved to 20 teams 86 teams have been promoted. You may speculate that this is bad maths. But in the 1994-95 season only two clubs were promoted. Reading finished second and missed out to Bolton in the Play-offs. Don’t feel too sorry for them though, in 2005-06, Reading got promoted with a record points total (106) and never looked back.

The most impressive performance by a promoted team was a team you may have heard of - Ipswich. Written off by everyone following their play-off success, Ipswich amassed 66 points, finishing 5th and qualifying for Europe. Town are the only promoted team to win more than half their games and have the highest goal difference. If they can’t finish second, Town may have to settle for European qualification.

https://i.ibb.co/C8wVBTk/Pts-Best.png

At the other end of the talent pool we find the worst teams of the modern era. Of course, Norwich are so bad we see them twice. Ipswich will be wanting to chalk those totals off by Christmas, if we want to put ourselves in a good position to stay up. If we have a tough season, we will still want to better 11 and 22 points.

https://i.ibb.co/jGv9TYq/Pts-Worst.png

At the very least we want to be targeting 17th place. Survival. So we can give ourselves the opportunity to consolidate our position in the league and build. There has been a 12 point range for the teams finishing in 17th (44-32 points). Though this past season we had the lowest total, in part, due to a points deduction. Without that Forest would have finished on 36, the modal average, reducing the range to 10 points (44-34 points). One could argue to stay up we would replace one of the bottom three and need to better this tally.

https://i.ibb.co/6v6fK7g/17.png

Another way of looking at it is we would need to beat the teams in the bottom three. Or, beat the team in 18th place. This season produced the lowest points total for 18th place. Luton were only four points above Norwich’s -61 GD season (26 and 22 respectively). Two thirds of teams are finishing 18th with 33 to 36 points. So you have to count yourself unlucky if you are finishing 18th with 37 or more points. West Ham getting relegated on 42 points can feel particularly hard done by. They would have survived on any other season with that tally and GD.

https://i.ibb.co/NjR7ppn/18.png

From these charts we can argue a few things. 76% of the time, you will finish ahead of the team in 18th with 38 points. If Ipswich get 45 points, it would take a record breaking season for Town to get relegated. If you are planning to survive, this is the number you should target at the beginning of the season, so it is not in the hands of chance.

Of the teams that got relegated, the best GD ever was Middlesbrough on -9. This was in the 1996-97 season when they were relegated with 39 points. The reality of finishing so low is you will see more goals go against you than you do for you. Even in Ipswich’s phenomenal season, Town had a GD of 15. Only 7 promoted teams from 86 have recorded a positive GD in their first season.

https://i.ibb.co/1ZmhqdF/GD-Best.png

It’s even rarer for a team to record >50 goals and still get relegated. So targeting 50 goals would be a reasonable ambition. Though, word of warning, Luton and Leicester have scored >50 in successive seasons and both have been relegated! If we are to score >50 goals, let’s not be the ones to make it 3 in a row. Seeing Luton with such a low points tally and a good goal difference is surprising.

https://i.ibb.co/HCy70NV/GF-Best.png

No relegated team has conceded less than 50 goals. This makes more than 50 goals scored and less than 50 goals conceded a pretty natural target to aim for.

https://i.ibb.co/dKS4zRN/GA-Best.png

So here we have it. I’ll be tracking how we get on against previous seasons in some sort of half-arsed manner. The spreadsheets are loaded up, working automatically. It is just about how regularly I get on to post them. If you want access to the spreadsheets themselves, let me know in a private message. It is currently showing the Championship, as it is pulling from the TWTD table, so when that updates, we should be golden.

Black Line = Derby’s 11 point season
Green Line = Norwich’s 22 point season
Red Line = 45 point safety line
Blue Line = Ipswich’s 66 point season


https://i.ibb.co/hcTZSdL/T-Points.png

Black Line = Derby’s 20 GF
Green Line = Norwich’s 23 GF
Red Line = 50 GF target
Blue Line = Ipswich’s 57 GF


https://i.ibb.co/y87Pt8c/T-GF.png

Black Line = Sheff Utd 104 GA
Green Line = Norwich’s 84 GA
Red Line = 50 GA target
Blue Line = Ipswich’s 42 GA

https://i.ibb.co/NnHLDjs/T-GA.png


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