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Le Tissier 15:11 - May 20 with 2713 viewshype313

"We're on trial for murder for stealing a Mars bar"

Someone needs to have a word with him, enjoy his retirement in Guernsey and keep a low profile.

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Le Tissier on 15:15 - May 20 with 2355 viewsbluelagos

When the intellectual heavyweight of Matt Le Tissier is on yer side, you know you're fcked.

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Le Tissier on 15:15 - May 20 with 2351 viewsJ2BLUE

No Matt, you've been found guilty!
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Le Tissier on 15:15 - May 20 with 2343 viewsbluelagos

Le Tissier on 15:15 - May 20 by J2BLUE

No Matt, you've been found guilty!


Pleaded guilty too!

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Le Tissier on 15:16 - May 20 with 2327 viewsSteve_M

A much needed piece of perspective on the whole affair.

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Le Tissier on 15:19 - May 20 with 2254 viewsGogs

Ah, I was waiting for the voice of reason to speak up.

Matt Le Tissier talking gibberish, as usual.
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Le Tissier on 15:20 - May 20 with 2240 viewscressi

Le Tissier is Southamptons David Icke
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Le Tissier on 15:21 - May 20 with 2240 viewsSWLondonBlue93

Has he blamed the Covid vaccine or chemtrails yet?
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Le Tissier on 15:21 - May 20 with 2229 viewsbartyg

Should've known they were scummy once they brought him back into the fold.

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Le Tissier on 15:22 - May 20 with 2210 viewsnaa

They have, in essence, been given a 3-0 loss for the first game in the semi-finals that they admitted cheating in. That's pretty standard.

The 4 point deduction is a little extra, but it isn't that that they are whining about.

But Matt isn't the sharpest tool
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Le Tissier on 15:23 - May 20 with 2178 viewspositivity

makes you think...

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Le Tissier on 15:23 - May 20 with 2166 viewsbluelagos

Le Tissier on 15:20 - May 20 by cressi

Le Tissier is Southamptons David Icke


Blokes a fruitcake - I mean everyone knows Mick Stockwell is the only living "son of god"

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Le Tissier on 15:25 - May 20 with 2139 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Makes you think, doesn’t it?

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Le Tissier on 15:27 - May 20 with 2085 viewsgrow_our_own

It wasn't spying, the earth is flat, so Will Salt just happened to watch other clubs' training while looking out of a window from one of the taller buildings in S'ton. There were passing chemtrails at the time which magnified his vision.
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Le Tissier on 15:41 - May 20 with 1911 viewsberkstractorboy

Le Tissier on 15:22 - May 20 by naa

They have, in essence, been given a 3-0 loss for the first game in the semi-finals that they admitted cheating in. That's pretty standard.

The 4 point deduction is a little extra, but it isn't that that they are whining about.

But Matt isn't the sharpest tool


The 4 points is most likely 2 points for game where they have admitted breaking the rules. They aren't moaning loudly about that yet but they will be come next season.

3-0 loss or expulsion for breaking the rules in a cup competition all have precedent.

And yet there is still likely way more occurrences than they are admitting to. Funnily Charlton seem a bit interest I think linked back to comments Downes made after the game.
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Le Tissier on 15:48 - May 20 with 1845 viewsLinners

You stole a Mars bar when the prize was awarded to the person with the most Mars bars.
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Le Tissier on 16:10 - May 20 with 1727 viewsSteve_M

Matt Le Tissier reveals real photo of what happened at Boro's training ground.

Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) 2026-05-20T13:28:29.596Z

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Le Tissier on 16:11 - May 20 with 1698 viewshype313

Le Tissier on 16:10 - May 20 by Steve_M

Matt Le Tissier reveals real photo of what happened at Boro's training ground.

Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) 2026-05-20T13:28:29.596Z



Poll: Should Muric be dropped?

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Le Tissier on 16:21 - May 20 with 1614 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Le Tissier on 16:10 - May 20 by Steve_M

Matt Le Tissier reveals real photo of what happened at Boro's training ground.

Jingle Bellend (@mrweir.bsky.social) 2026-05-20T13:28:29.596Z


There is a TWTDer in that photo.

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Le Tissier on 16:27 - May 20 with 1563 viewsCastroSito

If you steal a mars bar... you're usually thrown out of the shop...
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Le Tissier on 16:27 - May 20 with 1562 viewshype313

Le Tissier on 16:11 - May 20 by hype313




Poll: Should Muric be dropped?

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Le Tissier on 17:06 - May 20 with 1362 viewsbluejacko

Danny Murphy giving it large on talksport this morning as well🙄saying he feels sorry for the players,what about the players this cheating may well have effected?
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Le Tissier on 18:40 - May 20 with 1078 viewsScuzzer

Le Tissier on 16:27 - May 20 by CastroSito

If you steal a mars bar... you're usually thrown out of the shop...


Only if your caught doing it.

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Le Tissier on 18:43 - May 20 with 1053 viewsClutch

Southampton playing the victim is pretty terrible.
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Le Tissier on 18:48 - May 20 with 995 viewsPlums

Le Tissier on 15:21 - May 20 by bartyg

Should've known they were scummy once they brought him back into the fold.


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Le Tissier on 18:52 - May 20 with 968 viewsarmchaircritic59

Memo to Matt, don't steal the Mars bar then.
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