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I'm rich 12:44 - Jun 27 with 2909 viewsOldsmoker

Statement from the bank.
I have earned (fanfare please) a whopping £0.03 from my savings account in the last 6 months.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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I'm rich on 12:50 - Jun 27 with 2853 viewsfactual_blue

You need to invest via Somerset Capital Management.

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I'm rich on 12:51 - Jun 27 with 2846 viewsEdwardStone

Could be worse....apparently the Govt. is borrowing money at negative interest

Investors are paying to deposit their cash, just seems really strange

My interest was 4p, but I am a major investor
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I'm rich on 12:54 - Jun 27 with 2835 viewsOldsmoker

I'm rich on 12:50 - Jun 27 by factual_blue

You need to invest via Somerset Capital Management.


Move my considerable assets(??) out of FacistBankPLC? Never.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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I'm rich on 12:56 - Jun 27 with 2825 viewsfactual_blue

I'm rich on 12:54 - Jun 27 by Oldsmoker

Move my considerable assets(??) out of FacistBankPLC? Never.


You don't think Cardinal rees-moog's investment vehicle would help increase your wealth then?

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I'm rich on 12:57 - Jun 27 with 2824 viewsChrisd

You flash sod Oldsmoker and you have the front to come on here giving it 'Billy Big Biscuits'. Have you thought about what you're going to do with this dividend?

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I'm rich on 12:59 - Jun 27 with 2811 viewssyntaxerror

I'm rich on 12:57 - Jun 27 by Chrisd

You flash sod Oldsmoker and you have the front to come on here giving it 'Billy Big Biscuits'. Have you thought about what you're going to do with this dividend?


He could put deposit down on a house in Burnley
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I'm rich on 13:00 - Jun 27 with 2808 viewsOldsmoker

I'm rich on 12:51 - Jun 27 by EdwardStone

Could be worse....apparently the Govt. is borrowing money at negative interest

Investors are paying to deposit their cash, just seems really strange

My interest was 4p, but I am a major investor


My interest rate is a generous 0.001%.
My big payday will come when I cash in my shares of BetamaxPLC.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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I'm rich on 13:00 - Jun 27 with 2807 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

I'm rich on 12:57 - Jun 27 by Chrisd

You flash sod Oldsmoker and you have the front to come on here giving it 'Billy Big Biscuits'. Have you thought about what you're going to do with this dividend?



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I'm rich on 13:03 - Jun 27 with 2796 viewsOldsmoker

I'm rich on 12:57 - Jun 27 by Chrisd

You flash sod Oldsmoker and you have the front to come on here giving it 'Billy Big Biscuits'. Have you thought about what you're going to do with this dividend?


FacistbankPLC charged me £10.00 for sending the statement.
#Barstools

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I'm rich on 15:11 - Jun 27 with 2610 viewshoppy

I'm rich on 12:59 - Jun 27 by syntaxerror

He could put deposit down on a house in Burnley


Put a deposit down?

He'd be buying the whole terrace outright with that sort of payment...

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I'm rich on 15:16 - Jun 27 with 2597 viewsWeWereZombies

I'm rich on 12:54 - Jun 27 by Oldsmoker

Move my considerable assets(??) out of FacistBankPLC? Never.


I got the same amount of interest on my account with StarWars Bank plc, and they notified me by Android. This one here..look...see 3p oh...

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I'm rich on 15:21 - Jun 27 with 2590 viewsSwansea_Blue

No point saving it Smokes. I'd blow it all on fast women and old cars if I was you.

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I'm rich on 15:50 - Jun 27 with 2543 viewsTangledupin_Blue

I'm rich on 12:50 - Jun 27 by factual_blue

You need to invest via Somerset Capital Management.


Would that be the SCM which is partly owned by the ardent brexiter, the hon. member for the nineteenth century?; the same SCM which set up two funds shortly after the brexit referendum, not in London nor Somerset, but in Dublin?

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I'm rich on 16:07 - Jun 27 with 2505 viewssolemio

I'm rich on 15:21 - Jun 27 by Swansea_Blue

No point saving it Smokes. I'd blow it all on fast women and old cars if I was you.


Or of course old women and fast cars.
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I'm rich on 18:01 - Jun 27 with 2412 viewsShawsey

On £0.07 that isn't bad. Nearly half.
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I'm rich on 20:02 - Jun 27 with 2310 viewsjeera

Yeah well don't go and get hit around the head.

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I'm rich on 01:09 - Jun 28 with 2099 viewsbritbiker

Bet you wished you had wrapped it up in an ISA. Tax free haven.
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I'm rich on 09:15 - Jun 28 with 1981 viewshampstead_blue

Some kind of solid dividend producing company may fix your income ailments.

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I'm rich on 09:37 - Jun 28 with 1941 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

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I'm rich on 09:50 - Jun 28 with 1929 viewsOldsmoker

I'm rich on 09:15 - Jun 28 by hampstead_blue

Some kind of solid dividend producing company may fix your income ailments.


Around 2003, when I was earning serious money, a contractor friend told me of an investment fund he was in. I backed off when I heard the commission and fees the fund was charging. He was OK with that as he was making good money even after they had taken their cut. Then 2008 happened and there was no income for 3 years just the fees. His capital was less than what it was when he first invested it and once he'd extracted himself from the fund he'd made about 10% gain in 8 years.
He only had the big returns because the stock market was boiling over.

We both worked for HSBC Investment bank for a while and a trader told me about Gold, Silver and Bronze - his version of how it all works.
Gold - thats no-risk guaranteed income. For banks. Not for sale.
Silver - some risk but still good income. Snapped up by Banks & market professionals.
Bronze - risky, average returns so available to anyone.
To make money from the system you have to own the system.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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