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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... 10:30 - Jul 28 with 2890 viewshomer_123

...when the bloody hell did it decide to do this and, more to the point, why!

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 10:34 - Jul 28 with 2878 viewsStokieBlue

Pretty sure this is the solution to your issues:



SB
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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 10:36 - Jul 28 with 2863 viewsfooters

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 10:34 - Jul 28 by StokieBlue

Pretty sure this is the solution to your issues:



SB


Just don't try to claim it on work health insurance.

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 10:57 - Jul 28 with 2802 viewsPinewoodblue

It’s an age thing.....get used to it.

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 11:00 - Jul 28 with 2794 viewsGlasgowBlue

You think that’s bad, I went in for a hernia op last year and they shaved me on one side and it’s grown back white. So my groin looks like it’s doing an impression of Dickie Davies’ head.

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 11:12 - Jul 28 with 2760 viewsKeno

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 11:00 - Jul 28 by GlasgowBlue

You think that’s bad, I went in for a hernia op last year and they shaved me on one side and it’s grown back white. So my groin looks like it’s doing an impression of Dickie Davies’ head.


so basically you 'parts' look like ....


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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 12:01 - Jul 28 with 2689 viewsfabian_illness

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 12:09 - Jul 28 with 2670 viewsFenboyBlue

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 11:00 - Jul 28 by GlasgowBlue

You think that’s bad, I went in for a hernia op last year and they shaved me on one side and it’s grown back white. So my groin looks like it’s doing an impression of Dickie Davies’ head.


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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 12:23 - Jul 28 with 2646 viewsgiant_stow

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 12:43 - Jul 28 with 2611 viewsDubtractor

Ear and nose hair is a depressing sign that you are getting old.

Much more annoying that going bald or grey imo.

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 15:07 - Jul 28 with 2546 viewsOldsmoker

Look at your dad.
His thatch is you in 25 years time.

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 06:56 - Jul 29 with 2399 viewsLibero

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 15:07 - Jul 28 by Oldsmoker

Look at your dad.
His thatch is you in 25 years time.


I believe it’s genetically more accurate to look at your Mother’s Father’s hair if you want to see a representation of what yours may end up as.
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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 07:29 - Jul 29 with 2369 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 06:56 - Jul 29 by Libero

I believe it’s genetically more accurate to look at your Mother’s Father’s hair if you want to see a representation of what yours may end up as.


My brother has a different mother!!

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 07:56 - Jul 29 with 2346 viewsLibero

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 07:29 - Jul 29 by BanksterDebtSlave

My brother has a different mother!!


It’s not an exact thing, but from what I’ve read I believe it is the best predictor genetically.
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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 09:31 - Jul 29 with 2306 viewsOldsmoker

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 06:56 - Jul 29 by Libero

I believe it’s genetically more accurate to look at your Mother’s Father’s hair if you want to see a representation of what yours may end up as.


Whats left of my hair is the same as when my dad was this age.
Both my grandads were dead before I was born - WW2 and all that - so I can't help with your theory.
Some of the posters on here might think that because they don't have similarities with their relatives they might be adopted so I'd go easy on stuff like that. You know how precious some of our board members get.

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 09:35 - Jul 29 with 2301 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 07:56 - Jul 29 by Libero

It’s not an exact thing, but from what I’ve read I believe it is the best predictor genetically.


Too late Libby I have called her out already.

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FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 09:39 - Jul 29 with 2297 viewsLibero

FFS! The hair on my head has decided to emigrate to my nose and ears... on 09:35 - Jul 29 by BanksterDebtSlave

Too late Libby I have called her out already.


That'll learn her.
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