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Gritter spotting... 21:23 - Feb 1 with 2213 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

In view of an imminent (possibly bitter) cold and snowy spell from the weekend onwards can anyone add to 'Spread Sheeran' and 'Gritti Politti' as seen on the mean streets of Suffolk Coastal?

...wax up your skis and sledge runners!

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Gritter spotting... on 21:58 - Feb 1 with 2128 viewsN2_Blue

Yes potential for another BftE from next weekend looking at recent model output.

Not a TWO forum user are you by any chance...seem to be a few Town fans on there?

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Gritter spotting... on 22:02 - Feb 1 with 2108 viewsNthQldITFC

The fcukwits send out the gritters when it is entirely unnecessary, poisoning waterways in the process. Still, gotta make sure the budget is spent or there will be none next year. Aye wholes.

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Gritter spotting... on 22:08 - Feb 1 with 2079 viewsN2_Blue

Gritter spotting... on 22:02 - Feb 1 by NthQldITFC

The fcukwits send out the gritters when it is entirely unnecessary, poisoning waterways in the process. Still, gotta make sure the budget is spent or there will be none next year. Aye wholes.


Not sure that's quite true, certainly not here in Hillingdon...not seen the roads gritted more than once or twice this winter despite having several frosty/icy mornings.

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Gritter spotting... on 08:42 - Feb 3 with 1954 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Gritter spotting... on 21:58 - Feb 1 by N2_Blue

Yes potential for another BftE from next weekend looking at recent model output.

Not a TWO forum user are you by any chance...seem to be a few Town fans on there?


I have a look at weatherweb now and again and subscribe somewhere more measured for work....the Beastie from the Eastie, it's coming!

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Gritter spotting... on 09:14 - Feb 3 with 1918 viewsSwansea_Blue

Steve Gritton. Normally found at the front of the gritter convoy. A solid performer but doesn't grit as much as some others.

Griti Patel. Ignores stretches of roads used by foreigners and chalks up a tally of the resulting accidents on the driver's door.

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Gritter spotting... on 09:22 - Feb 3 with 1906 viewsgiant_stow

Gritter spotting... on 08:42 - Feb 3 by BanksterDebtSlave

I have a look at weatherweb now and again and subscribe somewhere more measured for work....the Beastie from the Eastie, it's coming!


I always look out for your weather forecasts mr - I will prepare.

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Gritter spotting... on 09:55 - Feb 3 with 1884 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Gritter spotting... on 09:14 - Feb 3 by Swansea_Blue

Steve Gritton. Normally found at the front of the gritter convoy. A solid performer but doesn't grit as much as some others.

Griti Patel. Ignores stretches of roads used by foreigners and chalks up a tally of the resulting accidents on the driver's door.


The ones I put on are actually written on the front of Suffolk gritters....great work with Griti Patel...there must be more!

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Gritter spotting... on 09:59 - Feb 3 with 1872 viewsSwansea_Blue

Gritter spotting... on 09:55 - Feb 3 by BanksterDebtSlave

The ones I put on are actually written on the front of Suffolk gritters....great work with Griti Patel...there must be more!


Yeah I guessed as much. I haven't seen agritter round here this year so can't say I've noticed any. I think Swansea Council have given up and decided to save a few bob.

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Gritter spotting... on 08:02 - Feb 4 with 1814 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Gritter spotting... on 09:22 - Feb 3 by giant_stow

I always look out for your weather forecasts mr - I will prepare.


Better get those supplies in Ullaa, doubt you will be playing Coventry on Wednesday, and Peterborough Tuesday for us....well forget it!

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Gritter spotting... on 15:00 - Feb 4 with 1722 viewsSaleAway

Gritter spotting... on 09:55 - Feb 3 by BanksterDebtSlave

The ones I put on are actually written on the front of Suffolk gritters....great work with Griti Patel...there must be more!


Up here in Manchester we have a few good names:

Basil Salty, Grit Astley, Gritter Thunberg, Slushay Away, Snowbi-Gone Kenobi, Snowel Gallagher, Spreaddie Flintoff and Nicole Saltslinger

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Gritter spotting... on 15:01 - Feb 4 with 1714 viewsSpruceMoose

Gritter spotting... on 15:00 - Feb 4 by SaleAway

Up here in Manchester we have a few good names:

Basil Salty, Grit Astley, Gritter Thunberg, Slushay Away, Snowbi-Gone Kenobi, Snowel Gallagher, Spreaddie Flintoff and Nicole Saltslinger


Spreaddie Flintoff rather sounds like an Ashes themed porno!

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Gritter spotting... on 15:37 - Feb 4 with 1671 viewsEwan_Oozami

Gritter spotting... on 15:00 - Feb 4 by SaleAway

Up here in Manchester we have a few good names:

Basil Salty, Grit Astley, Gritter Thunberg, Slushay Away, Snowbi-Gone Kenobi, Snowel Gallagher, Spreaddie Flintoff and Nicole Saltslinger


This getting a bit Spreaddie Stobart...

Do these exit at all? If not, they should..

Spreaddie the Eagle
Better Call Salt
Little Grittain
A Salt and Battery

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Gritter spotting... on 15:39 - Feb 4 with 1665 viewsfooters

Gritter spotting... on 15:37 - Feb 4 by Ewan_Oozami

This getting a bit Spreaddie Stobart...

Do these exit at all? If not, they should..

Spreaddie the Eagle
Better Call Salt
Little Grittain
A Salt and Battery


This one tickled me just right:

Itsy Bitsy Teeney Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machinery

Courtesy of http://info.gritit.com/blog/britains-funniest-gritter-names-2018

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Gritter spotting... on 15:42 - Feb 4 with 1659 viewsEwan_Oozami

Gritter spotting... on 15:39 - Feb 4 by footers

This one tickled me just right:

Itsy Bitsy Teeney Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machinery

Courtesy of http://info.gritit.com/blog/britains-funniest-gritter-names-2018

And hats off to all you gritter fans, I didn't know this was a thing :)


British Exceptionalism at its finest....they may have them in NI but I suspect the DUP would frown upon such frivolity...

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Gritter spotting... on 15:51 - Feb 4 with 1646 viewsmo_itfc

I once got knocked off my bike by one of those council salt spreaders!

"watch where you're driving!?!?!?" I shouted, through gritted teeth.

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Gritter spotting... on 16:25 - Feb 4 with 1615 viewsWeWereZombies

Gritter spotting... on 15:42 - Feb 4 by Ewan_Oozami

British Exceptionalism at its finest....they may have them in NI but I suspect the DUP would frown upon such frivolity...


Not if it was called Rule Gritannia...

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Gripper spotting... on 16:29 - Feb 4 with 1605 viewsBloots


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Gritter spotting... on 18:12 - Feb 4 with 1552 viewsronnyd

Gritter spotting... on 15:00 - Feb 4 by SaleAway

Up here in Manchester we have a few good names:

Basil Salty, Grit Astley, Gritter Thunberg, Slushay Away, Snowbi-Gone Kenobi, Snowel Gallagher, Spreaddie Flintoff and Nicole Saltslinger


How about Rooster Coburn, as he drives True Grit.
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Gritter spotting... on 20:26 - Feb 4 with 1507 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Gritter spotting... on 15:51 - Feb 4 by mo_itfc

I once got knocked off my bike by one of those council salt spreaders!

"watch where you're driving!?!?!?" I shouted, through gritted teeth.


Just read this to Miss Slave...
"I think he's lying." she replied

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Gritter spotting... on 09:33 - Feb 6 with 1416 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Gritter spotting... on 21:58 - Feb 1 by N2_Blue

Yes potential for another BftE from next weekend looking at recent model output.

Not a TWO forum user are you by any chance...seem to be a few Town fans on there?


...and now the weather models are showing us staying below freezing into and through next weekend....and then possibly colder still. Could be 'fun' !

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