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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped 08:20 - Feb 22 with 1903 viewsfergalsharkey

And some gullible fools believed I had .
I wouldn’t and haven’t been to watch the dross ITFC served up since watching Douglas play 90 mins at home without breaking in to a run.
I wouldn’t have gone to Middlesbrough to watch that rubbish on a helicopter let alone a Honda melody.
However I’m told by a fairly reliable source that we have approached Hartlepool about their manager BUT and this shows how far we have sunk, he isn’t overly interested as he feels his career could be stunted here but not where he is.
If true this is the end.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:22 - Feb 22 with 1313 viewsHerbivore

Have you ever heard of the story The Boy Who Cried Wolf?

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:23 - Feb 22 with 1299 viewsBluefish

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:22 - Feb 22 by Herbivore

Have you ever heard of the story The Boy Who Cried Wolf?


I'm pretty sure he claimed to have written it

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:23 - Feb 22 with 1315 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Think we can safely run out a manager of a conference team. But then again who knows with Evans and his ability to find new ways to ruin this club.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:23 - Feb 22 with 1313 viewsdavblue

Dave Challinor? At least we could get in a long ball specialist, has to be better than our free kicks/corners right?
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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:24 - Feb 22 with 1299 viewsfergalsharkey

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:22 - Feb 22 by Herbivore

Have you ever heard of the story The Boy Who Cried Wolf?


Have you ever heard of the Jonestown massacre?

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:24 - Feb 22 with 1270 viewsHerbivore

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:24 - Feb 22 by fergalsharkey

Have you ever heard of the Jonestown massacre?


I'm guessing you were there but survived to tell the tale.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:27 - Feb 22 with 1259 viewsFixed_It

You didn't?! I need time to process this bombshell before digesting the rest...

Ready! Steady! Cook!
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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:29 - Feb 22 with 1250 viewsfergalsharkey

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:24 - Feb 22 by Herbivore

I'm guessing you were there but survived to tell the tale.


Just as well you wasn’t.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:30 - Feb 22 with 1241 viewsBryanPlug

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:31 - Feb 22 with 1224 viewsHerbivore

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:29 - Feb 22 by fergalsharkey

Just as well you wasn’t.


*weren't

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:32 - Feb 22 with 1230 viewsfergalsharkey

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:30 - Feb 22 by BryanPlug

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Oh yeah, in the snow as well.

It was epic, the highlight was in the 73rd minute we had a corner and everyone got excited to the point of waking up.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:36 - Feb 22 with 1203 viewsbluelagos

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:30 - Feb 22 by BryanPlug

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Fergal's most note worthy contribution to Twtd, apart from not knowing how to spell Feargal, was to pretend he went to Middlesborough on a scooter.

That maybe why not many posters take anything he claims seriously.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:40 - Feb 22 with 1193 viewsGeoffSentence

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:30 - Feb 22 by BryanPlug

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It was an epic tale, and for those who didn't take it seriously it was quite amusing. A lot of people got the hump because it was not true and Fergal's reputation as a purveyor of tall stories was born.

Subsequent tales, planning to do a sponsored bike ride from North to South Africa in two weeks - and many more, have only 'enhanced' this reputation.

It does mean everything, absolutely everything that Fergal writes is disregarded.

I think at heart, he is only trying to entertain us.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:41 - Feb 22 with 1184 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:36 - Feb 22 by bluelagos

Fergal's most note worthy contribution to Twtd, apart from not knowing how to spell Feargal, was to pretend he went to Middlesborough on a scooter.

That maybe why not many posters take anything he claims seriously.


I once went from Ipswich to Colchester on a Honda 50 (I would have made the return journey, too, but ran out of petrol).

Not sure if I should take myself seriously or not.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:42 - Feb 22 with 1162 viewsHerbivore

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:40 - Feb 22 by GeoffSentence

It was an epic tale, and for those who didn't take it seriously it was quite amusing. A lot of people got the hump because it was not true and Fergal's reputation as a purveyor of tall stories was born.

Subsequent tales, planning to do a sponsored bike ride from North to South Africa in two weeks - and many more, have only 'enhanced' this reputation.

It does mean everything, absolutely everything that Fergal writes is disregarded.

I think at heart, he is only trying to entertain us.


I remember getting absolute pelters from a few people for pointing out that the story was very obviously bullsh1t.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:42 - Feb 22 by Herbivore

I remember getting absolute pelters from a few people for pointing out that the story was very obviously bullsh1t.


Too late by then as a certain 'board legend' had swallowed it hook, line and sinker and set up a GoFundMe page!

Simpler times.
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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:53 - Feb 22 with 1094 viewsBryanPlug

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:36 - Feb 22 by bluelagos

Fergal's most note worthy contribution to Twtd, apart from not knowing how to spell Feargal, was to pretend he went to Middlesborough on a scooter.

That maybe why not many posters take anything he claims seriously.


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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:57 - Feb 22 with 1070 viewsbluelagos

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It get better, some fans set up a fundraising page to buy him a new scooter and a few contributed.

Thankfully the money raised was given to a good cause so now harm was done (other than to a few egos)

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:02 - Feb 22 with 1050 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:27 - Feb 22 by Fixed_It

You didn't?! I need time to process this bombshell before digesting the rest...


He is such a liar, but a modest one! He so did it. Keep the faith.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:07 - Feb 22 with 1025 viewsGuthrum

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:24 - Feb 22 by fergalsharkey

Have you ever heard of the Jonestown massacre?


Brian?


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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:11 - Feb 22 with 1011 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:57 - Feb 22 by bluelagos

It get better, some fans set up a fundraising page to buy him a new scooter and a few contributed.

Thankfully the money raised was given to a good cause so now harm was done (other than to a few egos)


A 16 year old friend of ours recently set off for Bristol from over this way on a Honda 50....after the top box fell off twice, he finally crashed and had to be rescued from Bury St Edmunds. Miss Slave furnished him with her Dad's old Melody. The stuff of dreams....my ego survived in tact btw! ;)

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:20 - Feb 22 with 975 viewsbluelagos

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:11 - Feb 22 by BanksterDebtSlave

A 16 year old friend of ours recently set off for Bristol from over this way on a Honda 50....after the top box fell off twice, he finally crashed and had to be rescued from Bury St Edmunds. Miss Slave furnished him with her Dad's old Melody. The stuff of dreams....my ego survived in tact btw! ;)


My fave scooter story.

Friend of mine, her parents met after the war. He was a Glaswegian in London, she from Germany. He took her on a date and decided to take her on another to visit Scotland over a bank hol weekend.

Driving up the A1 on a Friday night, he was tailgaiting a lorry for the wind pull/protection. All going well until he fell asleep,,they crashed and both ended up in A&E with cuts and bruises.

When he told me this, he finished his story with "You be careful on that motorbike, there are some right idiots on the road" delivered without any sense of irony at all :-)

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:22 - Feb 22 with 970 viewsGuthrum

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:40 - Feb 22 by GeoffSentence

It was an epic tale, and for those who didn't take it seriously it was quite amusing. A lot of people got the hump because it was not true and Fergal's reputation as a purveyor of tall stories was born.

Subsequent tales, planning to do a sponsored bike ride from North to South Africa in two weeks - and many more, have only 'enhanced' this reputation.

It does mean everything, absolutely everything that Fergal writes is disregarded.

I think at heart, he is only trying to entertain us.


I thought it was quite funny.

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:27 - Feb 22 with 954 viewsKeno

I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 08:36 - Feb 22 by bluelagos

Fergal's most note worthy contribution to Twtd, apart from not knowing how to spell Feargal, was to pretend he went to Middlesborough on a scooter.

That maybe why not many posters take anything he claims seriously.


Can I just say I never believed any of that story

Why on earth would anyone go to Middlesborough

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I know I didn’t go to borough on a ped on 09:28 - Feb 22 with 949 viewsWeWereZombies

That's because Hartlepool's manager is off to manage the Dropkick Murphys instead...
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