| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:25 - May 19 with 4828 views | SpruceMoose |
A TWTD Guide to being valuable.
Be funny. Be kind. Be interesting. Induce rage.
Don't be boring though. |  |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:27 - May 19 with 4803 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:25 - May 19 by SpruceMoose |
A TWTD Guide to being valuable.
Be funny. Be kind. Be interesting. Induce rage.
Don't be boring though. |
It was funny. I actually have a degree in TV comedy. I got a first in it. Actually true. So I am officially funny. FACT. [Post edited 19 May 2021 16:28]
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:29 - May 19 with 4747 views | J2BLUE |
These threads are tedious and hard to get wrong but you've absolutely nailed it.
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:30 - May 19 with 4730 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:29 - May 19 by J2BLUE |
These threads are tedious and hard to get wrong but you've absolutely nailed it.
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:30 - May 19 with 4727 views | Keno |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:27 - May 19 by OriginalMarkyP |
It was funny. I actually have a degree in TV comedy. I got a first in it. Actually true. So I am officially funny. FACT. [Post edited 19 May 2021 16:28]
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actually no it wasn't |  |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:33 - May 19 with 4670 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:30 - May 19 by Keno |
actually no it wasn't |
It was. It was just multi-layered.
Like Brecht's, 'Die Lösung':
After the uprising of the 17th of June
The Secretary of the Writers' Union
Had leaflets distributed on the Stalinallee
Stating that the people
Had forfeited the confidence of the government
And could only win it back
By increased work quotas. Would it not in that case be simpler
for the government
To dissolve the people
And elect another?
Hilarious. | |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:33 - May 19 with 4660 views | footers |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:27 - May 19 by OriginalMarkyP |
It was funny. I actually have a degree in TV comedy. I got a first in it. Actually true. So I am officially funny. FACT. [Post edited 19 May 2021 16:28]
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I've got a 2:2 from ballet school but you don't hear me bragging about it. |  |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:36 - May 19 with 4611 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:33 - May 19 by footers |
I've got a 2:2 from ballet school but you don't hear me bragging about it. |
That's a great achievement. Raising the cultural standards of the messageboard is important in these mob-handed philistine times. | |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:37 - May 19 with 4592 views | jeera |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:30 - May 19 by Keno |
actually no it wasn't |
This probably needs a poll. |  |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:38 - May 19 with 4580 views | DinDjarin |
What has Father Ted got to do with the price of cheese? |  | | |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:39 - May 19 with 4543 views | jeera |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:38 - May 19 by DinDjarin |
What has Father Ted got to do with the price of cheese? |
Is this a reference to the milk float sketch? | |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:43 - May 19 with 4482 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:38 - May 19 by DinDjarin |
What has Father Ted got to do with the price of cheese? |
Mrs. Doyle. The photo is Mrs. Doyle. The best tealady ever. Paul Cook is renowned for his ever-present cup of tea. Ergo, Cook signs a famous Tea Lady. Also Mrs. Doyle, is played by Pauline McLynn (search it up as the kids say) who was born in Silgo. Who plays football in Silgo? Silgo Rovers! Cook's first big managerial success. All true. Check it out. | |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:49 - May 19 with 4375 views | blueislander |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:43 - May 19 by OriginalMarkyP |
Mrs. Doyle. The photo is Mrs. Doyle. The best tealady ever. Paul Cook is renowned for his ever-present cup of tea. Ergo, Cook signs a famous Tea Lady. Also Mrs. Doyle, is played by Pauline McLynn (search it up as the kids say) who was born in Silgo. Who plays football in Silgo? Silgo Rovers! Cook's first big managerial success. All true. Check it out. |
Wrong . Cook drinks coffee. |  | | |
| I only got the shoes and tights. (n/t) on 16:51 - May 19 with 4329 views | Bloots |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:33 - May 19 by footers |
I've got a 2:2 from ballet school but you don't hear me bragging about it. |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:53 - May 19 with 4296 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:49 - May 19 by blueislander |
Wrong . Cook drinks coffee. |
Both actually. So not wrong.
 Cook: Tea and Coffee Shut Me Up! 8th Mar 2021 15:18Manager Paul Cook has rarely been spotted without a cup of tea or coffee in his hand since he came to the club, he explained why at this morning’s press conference.  12
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:59 - May 19 with 4235 views | Illinoisblue |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:43 - May 19 by OriginalMarkyP |
Mrs. Doyle. The photo is Mrs. Doyle. The best tealady ever. Paul Cook is renowned for his ever-present cup of tea. Ergo, Cook signs a famous Tea Lady. Also Mrs. Doyle, is played by Pauline McLynn (search it up as the kids say) who was born in Silgo. Who plays football in Silgo? Silgo Rovers! Cook's first big managerial success. All true. Check it out. |
Jokes always work best when you have to explain them. |  |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 17:03 - May 19 with 4196 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:33 - May 19 by footers |
I've got a 2:2 from ballet school but you don't hear me bragging about it. |
On point footers... |  |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 17:05 - May 19 with 4172 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:43 - May 19 by OriginalMarkyP |
Mrs. Doyle. The photo is Mrs. Doyle. The best tealady ever. Paul Cook is renowned for his ever-present cup of tea. Ergo, Cook signs a famous Tea Lady. Also Mrs. Doyle, is played by Pauline McLynn (search it up as the kids say) who was born in Silgo. Who plays football in Silgo? Silgo Rovers! Cook's first big managerial success. All true. Check it out. |
Is this an Only Connect question? | |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 17:12 - May 19 with 4075 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:59 - May 19 by Illinoisblue |
Jokes always work best when you have to explain them. |
Correct!! | |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 17:18 - May 19 with 4019 views | OriginalMarkyP |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 17:05 - May 19 by Ewan_Oozami |
Is this an Only Connect question? |
No. If It was it would have continued that Pauline is married to Richard Cook a theatrical agent, the Cook connection having a nice symmetry to it, which further links because his namesake Richard Cook is a science teacher at Kesgrave High School, the same school attended by some of our academy graduates Paul Cook (who drinks tea and coffee) is getting rid of.
All true if you look it up. [Post edited 19 May 2021 17:19]
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 18:35 - May 19 with 3593 views | solemio |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:27 - May 19 by OriginalMarkyP |
It was funny. I actually have a degree in TV comedy. I got a first in it. Actually true. So I am officially funny. FACT. [Post edited 19 May 2021 16:28]
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There are two disparate meanings of the word FUNNY. | | | |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 18:55 - May 19 with 3462 views | C_Jam_Blue |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:27 - May 19 by OriginalMarkyP |
It was funny. I actually have a degree in TV comedy. I got a first in it. Actually true. So I am officially funny. FACT. [Post edited 19 May 2021 16:28]
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Of course, the list of brilliant comedians and writers with a degree in TV comedy includes............
I'm sure whichever University handed over the degree were very appreciative of your talents (or £9k a year) | | | |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 19:02 - May 19 with 3398 views | BlueBadger |
I think you probably need to go back out on loan to the News Comments, you're clearly not managing the step up. |  |
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| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 19:04 - May 19 with 3378 views | WeWereZombies |
| COOK ANNOUNCES FIRST SIGNING!!!! on 16:33 - May 19 by footers |
I've got a 2:2 from ballet school but you don't hear me bragging about it. |
That's because it is not as impressive as my 2:2 from Impersonating a South African Archbishop University... |  |
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