| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? 16:00 - Mar 4 with 5395 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
I did a bit of archery in the Scouts, and I'm quite good at Wordle.
Also, isn't it just Sod's Law that we finally find ourselves a really good manager, and then the world ends in a nuclear holocaust? FFS. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:04 - Mar 4 with 1663 views | jeera |
Currently looking at tents online but can't seem to find any that are nuclear bomb proof.
Someone's missing a trick there.
I did ask a few days ago where the safest place in and around mainland Britain would be but got no replies.
You'd think Scotland but of course there are bases up there, including the obvious submarine base. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:05 - Mar 4 with 1656 views | Darth_Koont |
I’m pretty handy with a 5 iron.
The British Open could look quite different in 2025. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:07 - Mar 4 with 1631 views | Pendejo |
Holiday home just North West of Bogota, Colombia. Temp usually steady 30c, good fertile soil all around.
Bye bye
Err in other words, I bring nothing of use to the table, sorry. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:09 - Mar 4 with 1630 views | Illinoisblue |
I have a boat that’s 25 years old and starts occasionally. We could drift slowly through whatever’s left of the world. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:10 - Mar 4 with 1626 views | jeera |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:07 - Mar 4 by Pendejo |
Holiday home just North West of Bogota, Colombia. Temp usually steady 30c, good fertile soil all around.
Bye bye
Err in other words, I bring nothing of use to the table, sorry. |
"I bring nothing of use to the table, sorry."
Yes you do, a holiday home in Colombia.
Now all we need is the address. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:11 - Mar 4 with 1604 views | factual_blue |
I have a nuclear bunker, ten years' worth of food, and an extensive arsenal of weaponry.
Stay away. You'll be met with extreme hostility. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:13 - Mar 4 with 1581 views | Guthrum |
I shall just sit here and glow gently, being less than two miles from a very prime target. [Post edited 4 Mar 2022 16:13]
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:13 - Mar 4 with 1574 views | jeera |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:09 - Mar 4 by Illinoisblue |
I have a boat that’s 25 years old and starts occasionally. We could drift slowly through whatever’s left of the world. |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:16 - Mar 4 with 1565 views | giant_stow |
I can skin up. Thats it. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:19 - Mar 4 with 1548 views | leitrimblue |
Im quite handy with a chainsaw |  | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:21 - Mar 4 with 1545 views | clive_baker |
Really just my good looks, personality and intellect but it's going to be hard to know where best to deploy me. |  |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:22 - Mar 4 with 1539 views | leitrimblue |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:04 - Mar 4 by jeera |
Currently looking at tents online but can't seem to find any that are nuclear bomb proof.
Someone's missing a trick there.
I did ask a few days ago where the safest place in and around mainland Britain would be but got no replies.
You'd think Scotland but of course there are bases up there, including the obvious submarine base. |
If you don't mind travelling a couple of miles outside the UK Co Leitrim might not be a bad bet. I'll leave a key under a rock by the front door.. | | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:23 - Mar 4 with 1524 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:11 - Mar 4 by factual_blue |
I have a nuclear bunker, ten years' worth of food, and an extensive arsenal of weaponry.
Stay away. You'll be met with extreme hostility. |
I can bring Battenberg if that'll get me in? | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:24 - Mar 4 with 1509 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:19 - Mar 4 by leitrimblue |
Im quite handy with a chainsaw |
Oh good point, I'm quite good with a hedge trimmer. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:25 - Mar 4 with 1503 views | Pendejo |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:10 - Mar 4 by jeera |
"I bring nothing of use to the table, sorry."
Yes you do, a holiday home in Colombia.
Now all we need is the address. |
If others want to take flight to Colombia, the in-laws have a 6 bed, 4 bathroom, 2 kitchens place in Bogota.
Since father-in-law passed away in 2020 it's been virtually empty, only one of my brother's-in-law still lives there. Close to Parque Salitre, plenty of shops, restaurants and bars.
Ok if you can stand the reduced oxygen and pollution. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:26 - Mar 4 with 1492 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:21 - Mar 4 by clive_baker |
Really just my good looks, personality and intellect but it's going to be hard to know where best to deploy me. |
Diplomacy sounds best for you. We're sending you in to chat with Putin about the error of his ways. Good luck. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:28 - Mar 4 with 1453 views | Churchman |
About 50 bottles of wine, 8 bottles of decent vintage port, 4 bottles of single malt scotch, 8 standard bottles of champagne plus a Jeraboam.
6 tins of red salmon, 12 tins of beans, a jar of Branson pickle, some Somerset cheddar, Red Leicester and a little stilton + crackers. Last but not least, a packet of Walkers Sensations Chilli flavour.
Reading: The Men Who Made The Town, Ipswich by Ken Rice, Blue and White Crusade (a cheap publication about the 78 cup run), Jungle Boy, John Cobbold’s book, Time on the Grass, Ipswich town in pictures 1960s and various other publications.
My ITFC baseball cap should resist the fallout, given its cost, and if it lets me down, it’ll be no different to the team.
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:29 - Mar 4 with 1443 views | leitrimblue |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:16 - Mar 4 by giant_stow |
I can skin up. Thats it. |
I have a pretty good understanding of hydroponics. Could use me skills to grow veg in theory, just seems such a waste  | | | |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:30 - Mar 4 with 1442 views | Darth_Koont |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:21 - Mar 4 by clive_baker |
Really just my good looks, personality and intellect but it's going to be hard to know where best to deploy me. |
I’ll put you down as an all-purpose butler/companion/plaything we can use as barter.
A f@cktotem if you will. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:30 - Mar 4 with 1448 views | Fixed_It |
I can cup my hands together and do an excellent owl impersonation. Even fools owls occasionally. Not sure if that'll be much use, but... [Post edited 4 Mar 2022 16:33]
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:34 - Mar 4 with 1375 views | Illinoisblue |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:13 - Mar 4 by jeera |
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Similar but I didn’t add the helicopter option. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:38 - Mar 4 with 1342 views | giant_stow |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:29 - Mar 4 by leitrimblue |
I have a pretty good understanding of hydroponics. Could use me skills to grow veg in theory, just seems such a waste |
Yeah, we can eat roots or grass or something - save the equipment for the important stuff. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:41 - Mar 4 with 1333 views | Fixed_It |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:30 - Mar 4 by Fixed_It |
I can cup my hands together and do an excellent owl impersonation. Even fools owls occasionally. Not sure if that'll be much use, but... [Post edited 4 Mar 2022 16:33]
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Just a thought - do Russian owls sound the same...?! | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:42 - Mar 4 with 1320 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:30 - Mar 4 by Fixed_It |
I can cup my hands together and do an excellent owl impersonation. Even fools owls occasionally. Not sure if that'll be much use, but... [Post edited 4 Mar 2022 16:33]
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You could perhaps organise/orchestrate the Attack Owls. | |
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| So in the impending apocalypse, what can you bring to the table? on 16:45 - Mar 4 with 923 views | J2BLUE |
I can help repopulate the earth with 9s and 10s.
Combining our genetic material our offspring should be solid 5s. |  |
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