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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... 22:16 - Jan 11 with 2299 viewsBlueBadger

...cardiac arrests, all sorts of characters in ED, the occasional Islamic fundamentalist, a bloke who occasionally used to drive for the Krays, Irish nurses who trained under nuns and West Indian midwives but tomorrow will be the scariest thing you ever have to do.

I have to go to the Sewing Room to pick up new uniforms.

Honestly, I've met consultant surgeons who'd rather tackle rupturing aortic aneurysms before they dare tackle the ladies who work there.

Pray for me.
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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 22:41 - Jan 11 with 2106 viewsfactual_blue


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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 22:49 - Jan 11 with 2069 viewslowhouseblue

do you find all women scary or just working class women?



(sorry it was the obvious question).

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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 22:54 - Jan 11 with 2014 viewsBlueBadger

I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 22:49 - Jan 11 by lowhouseblue

do you find all women scary or just working class women?



(sorry it was the obvious question).


Nah, just the ones working in the sewing room.

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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 23:28 - Jan 11 with 1898 viewspointofblue

Be careful not to needle them.

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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 23:41 - Jan 11 with 1847 viewsMattinLondon

Have you upset them in the past by recycling the same jokes time-after-time?
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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 00:01 - Jan 12 with 1793 viewsHARRY10

I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 23:28 - Jan 11 by pointofblue

Be careful not to needle them.


Can't you find some other thread for that sort of pun
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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 06:38 - Jan 12 with 1525 viewsBlueBadger

I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 23:41 - Jan 11 by MattinLondon

Have you upset them in the past by recycling the same jokes time-after-time?


Worse. By recycling old uniforms.

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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 08:01 - Jan 12 with 1353 viewsElephantintheRoom

Imagine how they feel about you

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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 08:04 - Jan 12 with 1342 viewsSaleAway

I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 00:01 - Jan 12 by HARRY10

Can't you find some other thread for that sort of pun


Don't stop, this had me in stitches

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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 08:31 - Jan 12 with 1263 viewsGeoffSentence

Is it only women who work in there?

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I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 09:33 - Jan 12 with 1194 viewsnoggin

I've seen some scary stuff in my 22 years working at the NHS coalface... on 22:54 - Jan 11 by BlueBadger

Nah, just the ones working in the sewing room.


Sewing room? And they say the NHS is underfunded. 🙄

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