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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and 00:18 - Jun 8 with 3168 viewsLord_Lucan

you are a long way from home baby - I'm talking one of those forren places, not Felixstowe

Who, by chance would you most like to meet from TW4TD - and obviously share a beer?


For me - I'm thinking off the top of my head HARRY10 - but I reserve the right to edit this.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 00:28 - Jun 8 with 3106 viewsHARRY10

As an avowed teetotaller and someone who thinks football hooligans should be horsewhipped I would hope our paths never cross - though should I need some sparklers that might change.

I do have an interesting collection of railway tickets (97-03) though, with particular emphasis on Adult single journeys at the weekend, which might provide for a stimulating conversation.
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 00:42 - Jun 8 with 3092 viewsLord_Lucan

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 00:28 - Jun 8 by HARRY10

As an avowed teetotaller and someone who thinks football hooligans should be horsewhipped I would hope our paths never cross - though should I need some sparklers that might change.

I do have an interesting collection of railway tickets (97-03) though, with particular emphasis on Adult single journeys at the weekend, which might provide for a stimulating conversation.


I love you

But I'm now going to bed - and listen to Pink Floyd at the same time.

I'm multitasking Harry!

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 07:51 - Jun 8 with 2885 viewsbluelagos

I reckon Harry would be enjoyable company, although I'd make sure the pub had an easy escape just in case he really is as batsh1t crazy as he sometimes comes across.

Reckon he'd have a fair few stories from his younger days, be a generous and polite type and ultimately full of passion about whatever subjects you covered. He'd defo put the world to rights I reckon and would have an opinion on most topics.

Also think Harry would have a sense of what matters in life.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 08:13 - Jun 8 with 2845 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

Herbivore,Darth, Bankster. They all seem pretty clued up about football but as a boring old centrist I find them all very interesting in their world view.

Past poster would probably be footers. Liked his sense of humour.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 11:22 - Jun 8 with 2664 viewsWeWereZombies

Taximan - I need to know about parking at Gatwick..even if I never go there.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 11:34 - Jun 8 with 2628 viewsleitrimblue

Threesome with Benters and Jeera. Start off with beers and see where it leads
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 11:37 - Jun 8 with 2627 viewsHerbivore

Guthers, Steve M, Dan the Man would be up there for me.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 11:52 - Jun 8 with 2585 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

Few pints with the mysterious DaveU I reckon, discuss all things Labour.
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 12:46 - Jun 8 with 2536 viewsEwan_Oozami

I'd go for Elephant - he'd be one of those "gone native" types in a bar in deepest Africa, fulminating about the evils of empire and franchise football clubs - it'd be like meeting Kurtz himself!

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 13:24 - Jun 8 with 2484 viewsnoggin

You Lucan. I reckon we'd get on it and break bread.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:11 - Jun 8 with 2376 viewsLord_Lucan

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 13:24 - Jun 8 by noggin

You Lucan. I reckon we'd get on it and break bread.


We shall make it happen.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:12 - Jun 8 with 2366 viewsHerbivore

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 13:24 - Jun 8 by noggin

You Lucan. I reckon we'd get on it and break bread.


If that's the only thing the two of you break I'll be very surprised.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:14 - Jun 8 with 2362 viewsLord_Lucan

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:12 - Jun 8 by Herbivore

If that's the only thing the two of you break I'll be very surprised.


I did offer to take you for a pint once but you turned me down.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:16 - Jun 8 with 2356 viewsJ2BLUE

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:14 - Jun 8 by Lord_Lucan

I did offer to take you for a pint once but you turned me down.


I bet you were gutted...

Truly impaired.
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:19 - Jun 8 with 2347 viewsLord_Lucan

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:16 - Jun 8 by J2BLUE

I bet you were gutted...


Not so

In any case I'll have a beer with anyone, if we were all the same and thought the same things life would be very dull.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:36 - Jun 8 with 2306 viewschicoazul

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 00:28 - Jun 8 by HARRY10

As an avowed teetotaller and someone who thinks football hooligans should be horsewhipped I would hope our paths never cross - though should I need some sparklers that might change.

I do have an interesting collection of railway tickets (97-03) though, with particular emphasis on Adult single journeys at the weekend, which might provide for a stimulating conversation.


Amazing response.

In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:39 - Jun 8 with 2289 viewschicoazul

Jerseys.

In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:39 - Jun 8 with 2286 viewsHerbivore

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:16 - Jun 8 by J2BLUE

I bet you were gutted...


Saltier than soy sauce.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:41 - Jun 8 with 2280 viewsHerbivore

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:14 - Jun 8 by Lord_Lucan

I did offer to take you for a pint once but you turned me down.


You did indeed. I'm sure we'd get on well over a couple of beers but it felt a bit weird.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 19:17 - Jun 8 with 2173 viewsLord_Lucan

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 17:41 - Jun 8 by Herbivore

You did indeed. I'm sure we'd get on well over a couple of beers but it felt a bit weird.


Weird??

How so. You were a town fan living in Norwich and I was / am working up here.

Don’t see what’s weird about that tbh.
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 19:26 - Jun 8 with 2149 viewsGeoffSentence

I am going to make some assumptions that they are actually on here, but I reckon they will be, Ed Sheeran, Adam Rutherford and Tom Chaplin.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 20:03 - Jun 8 with 2094 viewsthe_toff

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 19:17 - Jun 8 by Lord_Lucan

Weird??

How so. You were a town fan living in Norwich and I was / am working up here.

Don’t see what’s weird about that tbh.
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I don't see it as weird.

Online dating is pretty common place nowadays.
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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 20:48 - Jun 8 with 2005 viewsHerbivore

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 20:03 - Jun 8 by the_toff

I don't see it as weird.

Online dating is pretty common place nowadays.


He went too early with the dick pics.

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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and (n/t) on 21:41 - Jun 8 with 1908 viewsHARRY10

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 07:51 - Jun 8 by bluelagos

I reckon Harry would be enjoyable company, although I'd make sure the pub had an easy escape just in case he really is as batsh1t crazy as he sometimes comes across.

Reckon he'd have a fair few stories from his younger days, be a generous and polite type and ultimately full of passion about whatever subjects you covered. He'd defo put the world to rights I reckon and would have an opinion on most topics.

Also think Harry would have a sense of what matters in life.


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Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 22:02 - Jun 8 with 1863 viewsHARRY10

Say you were in the middle of nowhere - in a bar where no one knows you and on 07:51 - Jun 8 by bluelagos

I reckon Harry would be enjoyable company, although I'd make sure the pub had an easy escape just in case he really is as batsh1t crazy as he sometimes comes across.

Reckon he'd have a fair few stories from his younger days, be a generous and polite type and ultimately full of passion about whatever subjects you covered. He'd defo put the world to rights I reckon and would have an opinion on most topics.

Also think Harry would have a sense of what matters in life.


Me, perform for free. Done enough charity gigs in my time.

Children in need. Of course they are in need when people hand over £50m odd. The little feckers spend it on sweets. Chronic Relief. Now there is a con, what with Lenny Henry doing peacock impressions and everyone piling in on expenes. Yes this TV name helped, for nothing. Now look at what he/she claimed in expenses. And as to the money, quite a lot is never received. Just pssed pub talk that isn't paid when the cold sober light of day hits.

Of course, I am seen as a heretic for questioning this nonsense and suggesting maybe we ask why kids are in need, why a continent like Africa, full of mineral wealth, has so many starving etc. Then again I am often seen scrubbed up in a monkey suit on my hind legs giving a talk/speech to an assembled throng of senile bigots. Needs must.

Some of you may remember the late Ian Cognito. Some actually did not grasp it was an 'act'. Rather naughty of him, winding up the po faced, self righteous. The wokey cokeys as they are now known.

Shame I cannot see their pig ignorant faces when they learn that they have been lied to yet again.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jun/08/key-plank-of-new-uk-asylum-law-d

Any rightie who feels lied to, I can offer you a slice of $60m locked in a Nigerian Bank....honestly
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