| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread 08:59 - Sep 8 with 2286 views | Keno |
1, Owners walking their dogs in season outside the permitted 'Dogs in season walking hour of 5 to 6 am' should be prepared to be mated with
OK TWTD state your claim for a place in the new ruling junta, which lets face it could be any worse than the current Tory lot, with a law or laws you like enacted ..... |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:02 - Sep 8 with 1762 views | Swansea_Blue |
Just for clarity, do you want to mate with the owners or their dogs? |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:07 - Sep 8 with 1737 views | Keno |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:02 - Sep 8 by Swansea_Blue |
Just for clarity, do you want to mate with the owners or their dogs? |
depends on the the owner really | |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:08 - Sep 8 with 1734 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Viva el Presidente! |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:09 - Sep 8 with 1739 views | Swansea_Blue |
Anyone who moans about cyclists should be forced to navigate pedestrian crossings in central London during peak Deliveroo hours. | |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:10 - Sep 8 with 1726 views | blueasfook |
Price of a pint of beer capped at 50p |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:31 - Sep 8 with 1706 views | homer_123 |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:07 - Sep 8 by Keno |
depends on the the owner really |
Didn't think you were that fussy. |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:32 - Sep 8 with 1702 views | homer_123 |
UK wide cheese ban. | |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:41 - Sep 8 with 1689 views | giant_stow |
I was just listening to LBC in the car, re this escaped prisoner and some silly women came in to moan about the police not telling her school anything about the manhunt. Therefore I'd enforce a 3 year prison sentence, no parole, for anyone wasting my time via the radio with nonsense bollox like that. |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:42 - Sep 8 with 1688 views | WestStanderLaLaLa |
People who light bonfires when it’s hot and everyone has their windows open should be burnt |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:43 - Sep 8 with 1676 views | BlueBoots |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:09 - Sep 8 by Swansea_Blue |
Anyone who moans about cyclists should be forced to navigate pedestrian crossings in central London during peak Deliveroo hours. |
The Just Eat lads in London make the Deliveroo guys look like a granny on her way to the shops on her 40 year old Raleigh... |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 11:23 - Sep 8 with 1577 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:43 - Sep 8 by BlueBoots |
The Just Eat lads in London make the Deliveroo guys look like a granny on her way to the shops on her 40 year old Raleigh... |
Ha! Bloody lunatics these delivery cyclists, especially now they’ve all got electric bikes. | |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 11:32 - Sep 8 with 1564 views | Rocky |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 09:32 - Sep 8 by homer_123 |
UK wide cheese ban. |
Wtf is "wide cheese"? |  | | |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 11:40 - Sep 8 with 1558 views | WeWereZombies |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 11:32 - Sep 8 by Rocky |
Wtf is "wide cheese"? |
It's what people who have no knowledge about cheese call a truckle... |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 14:48 - Sep 8 with 1476 views | BloomBlue |
Hitting cyclists cycling on a pavement with your backpack* should be legal on a Friday.
*one brick within the backpack allowed, but two or more bricks would be illegal |  | | |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 15:07 - Sep 8 with 1449 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
It's a bit boring, but how about if a politician is accused of telling lies in the House of Commons, a Judge reviews the footage, speaks to any experts needed, and makes a decision within a week, and if they lied they can be suspended for a first minor offence, forced to resign and fight for their seat again in a by-election, or even barred permanently from public office, in cases of very serious breaches of trust.
It's not that far from the current system, but with an impartial Judge sitting on the case, not members of the party of the accused holding the cards. |  | | |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 15:09 - Sep 8 with 1447 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
A less serious one:
Every time you open a packet of crisps and the flavouring quotient is utterly disappointing, you should be allowed to return the bag to the shop you bought it from and get a 6 pack by way of compensation. And, yes, if they are disappointing, too, then you would be on for 36 packets, and so on.
It's the only way they will learn. | | | |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 15:14 - Sep 8 with 1442 views | bluelagos |
Talking of dogs in season - what do you do if a Rotweiller starts to hump yer leg?
Fake an orgasm. |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 15:39 - Sep 8 with 1410 views | hoppy |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 11:40 - Sep 8 by WeWereZombies |
It's what people who have no knowledge about cheese call a truckle... |
Is that still the case if it's just a bluff, and they're really having a truckle chuckle at your expense? |  |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 16:52 - Sep 8 with 1357 views | Keno |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 15:39 - Sep 8 by hoppy |
Is that still the case if it's just a bluff, and they're really having a truckle chuckle at your expense? |
if they ended up causing offence and the bluffee became upset it could leave to a truckle chuckle knuckle | |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 17:23 - Sep 8 with 1337 views | WeWereZombies |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 16:52 - Sep 8 by Keno |
if they ended up causing offence and the bluffee became upset it could leave to a truckle chuckle knuckle |
And then the bluffor suffers a truckle chuckle knuckle buckle... | |
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 17:37 - Sep 8 with 1323 views | HARRY10 |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 17:23 - Sep 8 by WeWereZombies |
And then the bluffor suffers a truckle chuckle knuckle buckle... |
Practising homosexuals to be made to wear an L plate until they are fully qualified | | | |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 19:35 - Sep 8 with 1275 views | britbiker |
One week ban for Twtd members who write responses to Phil's acticles without having read the full article.
How many times do members ask questions when the article clearly states the answer |  | | |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 19:46 - Sep 8 with 1263 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 17:23 - Sep 8 by WeWereZombies |
And then the bluffor suffers a truckle chuckle knuckle buckle... |
Yes, and if there're more than one of them and they're all called Mick then you'd get many a Mick'll make a truckle chuckle knuckle buckle muckle.... [Post edited 8 Sep 2023 19:47]
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 06:15 - Sep 9 with 1192 views | hoppy |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 19:46 - Sep 8 by Ewan_Oozami |
Yes, and if there're more than one of them and they're all called Mick then you'd get many a Mick'll make a truckle chuckle knuckle buckle muckle.... [Post edited 8 Sep 2023 19:47]
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And if this was all watched, discreetly, by ex ITFC goalkeeper, Shane Supple, it’d be subtle Supple sees many a Mick’ll make a truckle chuckle knuckle buckle muckle… but then not say anything about it. [Post edited 9 Sep 2023 7:32]
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| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 07:29 - Sep 9 with 1153 views | Keno |
| Presidente Keno's Friday Law Thread on 06:15 - Sep 9 by hoppy |
And if this was all watched, discreetly, by ex ITFC goalkeeper, Shane Supple, it’d be subtle Supple sees many a Mick’ll make a truckle chuckle knuckle buckle muckle… but then not say anything about it. [Post edited 9 Sep 2023 7:32]
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And if this was all watched, discreetly, by ex ITFC goalkeeper, Shane Supple, it’d be subtle Supple sees many a Mick’ll make a trickle chuckle knuckle buckle muckle… but then say f-uckle about it. | |
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