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The cow thing. 22:15 - Jun 15 with 10506 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

What the actual f#ck were they thinking!

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The cow thing. on 22:20 - Jun 15 with 6072 viewsSitfcB

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The cow thing. on 23:01 - Jun 15 with 5943 viewstonybied

The cow thing. on 22:20 - Jun 15 by SitfcB

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WTF
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The cow thing. on 23:03 - Jun 15 with 5943 viewsredrickstuhaart

The cow thing. on 23:01 - Jun 15 by tonybied

WTF


Looks horrible.

What happens if they stand by and it kills some kidor old lady on the pavement?

That said, I question how long it would have taken to get someone qualified with a tranquiliser?
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The cow thing. on 23:25 - Jun 15 with 5838 viewstonybied

The cow thing. on 23:03 - Jun 15 by redrickstuhaart

Looks horrible.

What happens if they stand by and it kills some kidor old lady on the pavement?

That said, I question how long it would have taken to get someone qualified with a tranquiliser?


It looks pretty dark so I suspect this happened quite late at night. I'm not sure they'd be too many kids or old lady's around. It just looks extremely excessive to me.
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The cow thing. on 23:35 - Jun 15 with 5797 viewsMattinLondon

That they wanted to mince some beef.
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The cow thing. on 23:51 - Jun 15 with 5747 viewsBigalhunter

They just don’t help themselves.
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The cow thing. on 00:15 - Jun 16 with 5685 viewsEdwardStone

Missing the point completely....

When I was a kid many many years ago

There was a tv ad for some washing powder where a housewife was holding up various soiled garments prior to putting them in the washing machine

There was a kiddies T shirt with "Ketchup Staines"

A pair of the son's football shorts with "Grass Stains"

And then....

A pair of hubbies kecks with "Nasty, Unmentionable Stains"

I can never think of the pleasant Thameside town without the prefix.... Nasty, Unmentionable
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The cow thing. on 01:03 - Jun 16 with 5583 viewsIllinoisblue

The cow thing. on 23:25 - Jun 15 by tonybied

It looks pretty dark so I suspect this happened quite late at night. I'm not sure they'd be too many kids or old lady's around. It just looks extremely excessive to me.


To be fair to plod, I’m guessing stray cows aren’t exactly a common thing to deal with in urban areas. If they’re not getting out the lasso unit, running it over seems to be the only choice. Tasing it probably wouldn’t have gone down too well

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The cow thing. on 01:10 - Jun 16 with 5564 viewsBlueBadger

I've been on nights. Is this whole thread a fever dream?

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The cow thing. on 06:45 - Jun 16 with 5370 viewstonybied

The cow thing. on 01:03 - Jun 16 by Illinoisblue

To be fair to plod, I’m guessing stray cows aren’t exactly a common thing to deal with in urban areas. If they’re not getting out the lasso unit, running it over seems to be the only choice. Tasing it probably wouldn’t have gone down too well


I'm pretty sure tasering it would go down better than ramming the poor thing 10 metres down the road and then parking the car on its head!
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The cow thing. on 06:56 - Jun 16 with 5346 viewsPippin1970

If this had happened in different parts of the world be completely different story.
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The cow thing. on 07:34 - Jun 16 with 5281 viewsHorsham

The cow thing. on 06:45 - Jun 16 by tonybied

I'm pretty sure tasering it would go down better than ramming the poor thing 10 metres down the road and then parking the car on its head!


I’m no expert but presuming you want to apprehend an urban cow and you go for the taser what do you do after tasering the cow? Handcuffs and back of the van?
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The cow thing. on 08:00 - Jun 16 with 5215 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The cow thing. on 07:34 - Jun 16 by Horsham

I’m no expert but presuming you want to apprehend an urban cow and you go for the taser what do you do after tasering the cow? Handcuffs and back of the van?
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Hoofcuffs.

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The cow thing. on 08:07 - Jun 16 with 5190 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The cow thing. on 06:56 - Jun 16 by Pippin1970

If this had happened in different parts of the world be completely different story.


There are lots of things if they happened in different parts of the world it would be a completely different story... because we're better than them.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The cow thing. on 08:09 - Jun 16 with 5180 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The cow thing. on 23:03 - Jun 15 by redrickstuhaart

Looks horrible.

What happens if they stand by and it kills some kidor old lady on the pavement?

That said, I question how long it would have taken to get someone qualified with a tranquiliser?


I don't think the only two options were ram it or kid/old lady dies.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The cow thing. on 08:10 - Jun 16 with 5164 viewsArnieM

So if they had taken”several hours” to capture this animal. Where the hell was the vet with a tranquilliser gun???? Are police so bloody thick that they have to resort this cruel attempt to disable a clearly frightened and distressed animal. Disgusting behaviour!

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The cow thing. on 08:14 - Jun 16 with 5146 viewswischip

It's odd but I now think it makes sense that the other day whilst cycling I saw a dead mouse lying in the road then 20 minutes later another dead mouse lying in the road. "That's odd" I said to myself. They were rammed by the police weren't they.
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The cow thing. on 08:15 - Jun 16 with 5139 viewsiamatractorboy

The cow thing. on 00:15 - Jun 16 by EdwardStone

Missing the point completely....

When I was a kid many many years ago

There was a tv ad for some washing powder where a housewife was holding up various soiled garments prior to putting them in the washing machine

There was a kiddies T shirt with "Ketchup Staines"

A pair of the son's football shorts with "Grass Stains"

And then....

A pair of hubbies kecks with "Nasty, Unmentionable Stains"

I can never think of the pleasant Thameside town without the prefix.... Nasty, Unmentionable
[Post edited 16 Jun 2024 0:17]


Cow on the loose in Staines?

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The cow thing. on 08:16 - Jun 16 with 5129 viewsWeWereZombies

The cow thing. on 01:03 - Jun 16 by Illinoisblue

To be fair to plod, I’m guessing stray cows aren’t exactly a common thing to deal with in urban areas. If they’re not getting out the lasso unit, running it over seems to be the only choice. Tasing it probably wouldn’t have gone down too well


If only Geoff_Sentence had been at the scene he would have know how to outsmart that runaway cow...

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The cow thing. on 08:20 - Jun 16 with 5109 viewsHorsham

The cow thing. on 08:00 - Jun 16 by The_Flashing_Smile

Hoofcuffs.


Disappointing response from Sandford Police I have to say.

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The cow thing. on 08:22 - Jun 16 with 5098 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

The cow thing. on 01:03 - Jun 16 by Illinoisblue

To be fair to plod, I’m guessing stray cows aren’t exactly a common thing to deal with in urban areas. If they’re not getting out the lasso unit, running it over seems to be the only choice. Tasing it probably wouldn’t have gone down too well


Animals are often getting onto motorways. Transport police seem to deal with those with little fuss. I'd have thought a couple of strong men and a rope ought to have done the job here, cows aren't particularly fast. It ran off after it was rammed and was captured later, so the ramming didn't even do the job anyway.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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The cow thing. on 09:44 - Jun 16 with 4836 viewsRyorry

The cow thing. on 23:03 - Jun 15 by redrickstuhaart

Looks horrible.

What happens if they stand by and it kills some kidor old lady on the pavement?

That said, I question how long it would have taken to get someone qualified with a tranquiliser?


It wasn’t a “cow”, it was a young, small calf trotting down the middle of the road on its own, minding its own business. These animals in such situations are scared and don’t attack people, quite the opposite, they get out of their way.

2-4 plods on foot could have put their arms round its neck, or police vehicles boxed it in. To just run it over, twice, was unnecessary, callous and cruel.

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The cow thing. on 09:47 - Jun 16 with 4819 viewsgtsb1966

I can't watch it. Even thinking about it makes me shudder.
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The cow thing. on 09:47 - Jun 16 with 4812 viewsredrickstuhaart

The cow thing. on 09:44 - Jun 16 by Ryorry

It wasn’t a “cow”, it was a young, small calf trotting down the middle of the road on its own, minding its own business. These animals in such situations are scared and don’t attack people, quite the opposite, they get out of their way.

2-4 plods on foot could have put their arms round its neck, or police vehicles boxed it in. To just run it over, twice, was unnecessary, callous and cruel.


Cows do charge. I agree a solo calf probably wouldn't. But a scared animal running out of control is plainly a danger.
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The cow thing. on 09:53 - Jun 16 with 4771 viewsgtsb1966

The cow thing. on 09:47 - Jun 16 by redrickstuhaart

Cows do charge. I agree a solo calf probably wouldn't. But a scared animal running out of control is plainly a danger.


That maybe so but they had 4 hours to tranquilise it not ram it with a car.
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