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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to 13:19 - Nov 24 with 6487 viewsNeedhamChris

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/700143

Thought it was supposed to be the "woke left" that were the snowflakes.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 13:30 - Nov 24 with 3836 viewsZx1988

Michael can have another General Election if we can also have a second Brexit referendum.

I'm sure he'd agree to it, given how strongly he feels about elections allegedly won off the back of lies and misinformation...

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 13:46 - Nov 24 with 3762 viewsTrequartista

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 13:30 - Nov 24 by Zx1988

Michael can have another General Election if we can also have a second Brexit referendum.

I'm sure he'd agree to it, given how strongly he feels about elections allegedly won off the back of lies and misinformation...


Works both ways though surely, i.e. whoever petitioned for a second Brexit referendum, cannot really call this ridiculous.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 14:37 - Nov 24 with 3625 viewsNeedhamChris

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 13:46 - Nov 24 by Trequartista

Works both ways though surely, i.e. whoever petitioned for a second Brexit referendum, cannot really call this ridiculous.


I would agree with that. Democracy has spoken, whether agreed with or not.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:04 - Nov 24 with 3544 viewsOldsmoker

Labour holding firm on their promise to stay in power for the next 5 years.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:07 - Nov 24 with 3529 viewsbluejacko

Well you may laugh and obviously it won’t happen but this is a true poll of public opinion not like a poll of 2000 odd people.
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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:18 - Nov 24 with 3483 viewsOldsmoker

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:07 - Nov 24 by bluejacko

Well you may laugh and obviously it won’t happen but this is a true poll of public opinion not like a poll of 2000 odd people.


Turnout at GE was 28,924,725.

That petition represents just under 3% so it is just like a poll of odd people.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:25 - Nov 24 with 3435 viewsbluejacko

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:18 - Nov 24 by Oldsmoker

Turnout at GE was 28,924,725.

That petition represents just under 3% so it is just like a poll of odd people.


933k and it hasn’t been running long let’s.see when it’s over shall we?
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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:00 - Nov 24 with 3360 viewsOldsmoker

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:25 - Nov 24 by bluejacko

933k and it hasn’t been running long let’s.see when it’s over shall we?


They have the 100,000 required for it to be considered as a debate in Parliament.
That is all this petition can achieve.
The speaker won't waste Parliamentary time on this.
The signatories are just sore losers.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:08 - Nov 24 with 3327 viewsTonytown

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:25 - Nov 24 by bluejacko

933k and it hasn’t been running long let’s.see when it’s over shall we?


It’s been running for 4 days and has been publicised by just about the whole of the right wing on social media.

It’s complete nonsense as is anyone promoting it
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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:18 - Nov 24 with 3289 viewsfactual_blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:00 - Nov 24 by Oldsmoker

They have the 100,000 required for it to be considered as a debate in Parliament.
That is all this petition can achieve.
The speaker won't waste Parliamentary time on this.
The signatories are just sore losers.


The debate, if it happens, won't even be in the House of Commons.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:24 - Nov 24 with 3262 viewsOldsmoker

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:18 - Nov 24 by factual_blue

The debate, if it happens, won't even be in the House of Commons.


As this whole ting is a waste of everybody's time, I think it only fitting that I waste some more of your time and make you answer the question... Where will it be held?

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:25 - Nov 24 with 3264 viewsSwansea_Blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 13:30 - Nov 24 by Zx1988

Michael can have another General Election if we can also have a second Brexit referendum.

I'm sure he'd agree to it, given how strongly he feels about elections allegedly won off the back of lies and misinformation...


They lost and Michael needs to get over it, or something.

What manifesto pledges are they supposed have broken out of interest? Is it the tax thing?

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:30 - Nov 24 with 3248 viewsblueasfook

Signed.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:35 - Nov 24 with 3229 viewsTangledupin_Blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:07 - Nov 24 by bluejacko

Well you may laugh and obviously it won’t happen but this is a true poll of public opinion not like a poll of 2000 odd people.


What piffle!

Picking random people on the street would be more representative. This petition is aimed at and publicised by right wingers.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:57 - Nov 24 with 3171 viewsBenters

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:30 - Nov 24 by blueasfook

Signed.


Signed.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:10 - Nov 24 with 3139 viewsfactual_blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 16:24 - Nov 24 by Oldsmoker

As this whole ting is a waste of everybody's time, I think it only fitting that I waste some more of your time and make you answer the question... Where will it be held?


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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:13 - Nov 24 with 3139 viewsfactual_blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 13:30 - Nov 24 by Zx1988

Michael can have another General Election if we can also have a second Brexit referendum.

I'm sure he'd agree to it, given how strongly he feels about elections allegedly won off the back of lies and misinformation...


Michael, it seems, runs a pub 'selling the cheapest beer in Britain'.

So he's just a poor man's tim martin.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:16 - Nov 24 with 3123 viewsOldsmoker

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:10 - Nov 24 by factual_blue

1/4/2025


Facters - are you an accountant perchance?

The info you have given me is correct but absolutely useless.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:17 - Nov 24 with 3127 viewsfactual_blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 15:18 - Nov 24 by Oldsmoker

Turnout at GE was 28,924,725.

That petition represents just under 3% so it is just like a poll of odd people.


'a poll of very odd people'.

Happy to add that clarification.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:18 - Nov 24 with 3124 viewsfactual_blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:16 - Nov 24 by Oldsmoker

Facters - are you an accountant perchance?

The info you have given me is correct but absolutely useless.


That'll be £400 please.


Facters FCCA (retd)
[Post edited 24 Nov 2024 17:20]

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:22 - Nov 24 with 3100 viewsOldsmoker

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:18 - Nov 24 by factual_blue

That'll be £400 please.


Facters FCCA (retd)
[Post edited 24 Nov 2024 17:20]


No VAT?

Ooh. you're a dodgy one.

Was it a forced retirement before the touch on the shoulder from the Old Bill?

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:22 - Nov 24 with 3105 viewsNthsuffolkblue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 14:37 - Nov 24 by NeedhamChris

I would agree with that. Democracy has spoken, whether agreed with or not.


A new Brexit referendum every 5 years would be OK then?

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:26 - Nov 24 with 3080 viewsSwansea_Blue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:17 - Nov 24 by factual_blue

'a poll of very odd people'.

Happy to add that clarification.


Be kind. They’re probably upset and missing the racism, nepotism, law breaking and rank incompetence.

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:28 - Nov 24 with 3060 viewsOldsmoker

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:22 - Nov 24 by Nthsuffolkblue

A new Brexit referendum every 5 years would be OK then?


I think a petition that gets 20,000 signatories means we rejoin the EU.

After all, Petitions are never rigged or partisan and absolutely reflect the will of ALL the people (who can be bothered to sign it).

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And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:34 - Nov 24 with 3034 viewsNthsuffolkblue

And the award for the most ridiculous petition goes to on 17:28 - Nov 24 by Oldsmoker

I think a petition that gets 20,000 signatories means we rejoin the EU.

After all, Petitions are never rigged or partisan and absolutely reflect the will of ALL the people (who can be bothered to sign it).


I honestly think it was a reckless and disgraceful decision of Cameron to put it into the hands of a referendum in the first place. It was an abdication of what needed to be a Government decision because it was far too complex and nuanced to ever get a popular vote based on the real issues at stake. He recognised that by resigning after the result. By putting it in their manifesto he hoped to bring some unity to the right wing under a Conservative umbrella. Instead he just kicked the can of dissension down the line and ended up increasing the divide.

There we go, though. We are where we are, outside the EU and with the US looking to become more protectionist than ever. I am sure we will look to negotiate a closer deal with the EU before too long.

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