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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up 10:16 - Dec 8 with 2380 viewsLord_Lucan

Even though 65% of our crowd are left wing socialist loons we still call it our "Homosexual Meal" - so kill me baby!

Anyhoo, it's a bit frosty in Lucan Towers this morning and I don't exactly know why.

Midday is football pub time.

What is TWTD's collective suggestion of what time should I ask "Have I done anything wrong dear"?

Or shall I just not ask at all and simply get on with my day?

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:21 - Dec 8 with 2304 viewsKeno

maybe invite her for the pre-match drinks, suggest she could then go into town to do some shopping and pick you up after the post-match drinks, after all you need a chauffeur on a day like this ...

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:28 - Dec 8 with 2246 viewsSitfcB

Say nothing. Sort it out on your return later.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:29 - Dec 8 with 2245 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Maybe just subtly drop into conversation that you think you might've been cloned. That should cover everything.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:51 - Dec 8 with 2133 viewsLord_Lucan

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:28 - Dec 8 by SitfcB

Say nothing. Sort it out on your return later.


I've decided to slip my leash while she takes grandchild to Karate.

Everyones a winner!

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:56 - Dec 8 with 2100 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:51 - Dec 8 by Lord_Lucan

I've decided to slip my leash while she takes grandchild to Karate.

Everyones a winner!


Let's hope she doesn't pick up any tips at karate.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:02 - Dec 8 with 2056 viewsNthQldITFC

Have you got any fence panels she could fix whilst you're at the pub? That'd take her mind off it.

I've got one that's half in and half out; can't make up its mind.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:04 - Dec 8 with 2043 viewsLord_Lucan

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 10:56 - Dec 8 by The_Flashing_Smile

Let's hope she doesn't pick up any tips at karate.


She's a Nacton girl mate.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:06 - Dec 8 with 2009 viewsBenters

I always remember one NYE Lady B was Ill and we had planned to go over to the local to see the NY in.

So I got the ‘you go I will stay home I don’t mind if you go’… so off I went out the door after saying ‘are you sure you don’t mind if I go’.

New Year’s Day breakfast time Lady B had the right hump,so I’d had enough and asked her if she was alright,only for her to say ‘I can’t believe you actually went without me’. 😏

Gentlybentley
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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:12 - Dec 8 with 1940 viewscatch74

Just check if it’s steak and blow job day, to lighten the mood.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:15 - Dec 8 with 1911 viewsPinewoodblue

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:06 - Dec 8 by Benters

I always remember one NYE Lady B was Ill and we had planned to go over to the local to see the NY in.

So I got the ‘you go I will stay home I don’t mind if you go’… so off I went out the door after saying ‘are you sure you don’t mind if I go’.

New Year’s Day breakfast time Lady B had the right hump,so I’d had enough and asked her if she was alright,only for her to say ‘I can’t believe you actually went without me’. 😏


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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:25 - Dec 8 with 1842 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

What did you eat?

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:27 - Dec 8 with 1837 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

"Annual"?

Game's gone.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:33 - Dec 8 with 1791 viewsKeno

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:06 - Dec 8 by Benters

I always remember one NYE Lady B was Ill and we had planned to go over to the local to see the NY in.

So I got the ‘you go I will stay home I don’t mind if you go’… so off I went out the door after saying ‘are you sure you don’t mind if I go’.

New Year’s Day breakfast time Lady B had the right hump,so I’d had enough and asked her if she was alright,only for her to say ‘I can’t believe you actually went without me’. 😏


oh benters thats a rookie mistake!!

was it worth it tho?

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 12:39 - Dec 8 with 1587 viewsBenters

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:15 - Dec 8 by Pinewoodblue

When they say “ I don’t mind if you go” it is a dare, don’t fall for it


I still bring it up to this day even though it must have been 15 years ago.

Gentlybentley
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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 12:41 - Dec 8 with 1578 viewsBenters

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:33 - Dec 8 by Keno

oh benters thats a rookie mistake!!

was it worth it tho?


yes it was from what I can remember of it.

I remember her saying that to me more though.😂

Gentlybentley
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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 13:05 - Dec 8 with 1460 viewstcblue

"Well if you don't know what you've done wrong, I'm certainly not going to tell you"
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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 13:16 - Dec 8 with 1411 viewsBlueschev

Just bury your head in the sand and hope it all goes away. In the words of Homer Simpson “everything looks bad if you remember it.”
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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 13:34 - Dec 8 with 1361 viewsbluejacko

Doesn’t really matter does it whatever you do or say it will still be wrong😂
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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 13:49 - Dec 8 with 1294 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Right after you've shat in the laundry basket and flushed you socks down the netty.

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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 14:08 - Dec 8 with 1250 viewsJ2BLUE

If you don't know she's not going to tell you...

Truly impaired.
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Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 19:00 - Dec 9 with 947 viewsLord_Lucan

Yesterday was our annual lads p1ss up on 11:27 - Dec 8 by You_Bloo_Right

"Annual"?

Game's gone.


It's our Christmas occasion thing.

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