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Cracker from Sky News Today 22:42 - Mar 21 with 3661 viewsKeno



Fancy having to cancel those secret flights!


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Cracker from Sky News Today on 22:55 - Mar 21 with 3548 viewsPlums

It's obviously a legitimate military target!

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Cracker from Sky News Today on 23:01 - Mar 21 with 3523 viewsBugs

Please tell me this is satire.
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Cracker from Sky News Today on 23:18 - Mar 21 with 3457 viewsArnoldMoorhen

So, am I right in thinking that somebody at Sky News mistook a leading international airline:

https://www.flysas.com/

For the British Army Special Ops Division?
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Cracker from Sky News Today on 07:56 - Mar 22 with 3144 viewsKeno

Cracker from Sky News Today on 23:01 - Mar 21 by Bugs

Please tell me this is satire.


No it wasn’t see ^^^^^

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 09:22 - Mar 22 with 2997 viewsDarkBrandon

Cracker from Sky News Today on 23:18 - Mar 21 by ArnoldMoorhen

So, am I right in thinking that somebody at Sky News mistook a leading international airline:

https://www.flysas.com/

For the British Army Special Ops Division?


The source was apparently Reuters, but was then repeated by a few outlets, including SKY
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Cracker from Sky News Today on 09:37 - Mar 22 with 2948 viewsbournemouthblue

Cracker from Sky News Today on 23:18 - Mar 21 by ArnoldMoorhen

So, am I right in thinking that somebody at Sky News mistook a leading international airline:

https://www.flysas.com/

For the British Army Special Ops Division?


Technically the SAS is the RAF isn't it?

Edit: I bow to your superior knowledge, it is the army, I've definitely been told incorrectly by an RAF fan boy that it's the RAF

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik
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Cracker from Sky News Today on 10:22 - Mar 22 with 2861 viewsNthQldITFC

Cracker from Sky News Today on 09:37 - Mar 22 by bournemouthblue

Technically the SAS is the RAF isn't it?

Edit: I bow to your superior knowledge, it is the army, I've definitely been told incorrectly by an RAF fan boy that it's the RAF

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik
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Was it one of those ones down the pub that used to be in it, but can't say too much about it?

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 10:24 - Mar 22 with 2855 viewsazuremerlangus

Cracker from Sky News Today on 09:37 - Mar 22 by bournemouthblue

Technically the SAS is the RAF isn't it?

Edit: I bow to your superior knowledge, it is the army, I've definitely been told incorrectly by an RAF fan boy that it's the RAF

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik
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You might be also shocked to hear that the SBS is part of the Naval service…

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But it must be right.... on 11:31 - Mar 22 with 2740 viewsBloots

....cos The Guardian reported the same.

Strange that "The Blade of the Sun" didn't report that one too!


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Cracker from Sky News Today on 12:07 - Mar 22 with 2681 viewsFreddies_Ears

Cracker from Sky News Today on 23:18 - Mar 21 by ArnoldMoorhen

So, am I right in thinking that somebody at Sky News mistook a leading international airline:

https://www.flysas.com/

For the British Army Special Ops Division?


We surely don't have enough SAS troops to fill that number of planes...
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Cracker from Sky News Today on 12:46 - Mar 22 with 2635 viewsbournemouthblue

Cracker from Sky News Today on 10:22 - Mar 22 by NthQldITFC

Was it one of those ones down the pub that used to be in it, but can't say too much about it?


No, more of a fanboy who had never joined the RAF

He was a Welsh Nationalist too, I don't like Rugby but I now hope we beat Wales every single time

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 12:46 - Mar 22 with 2632 viewsbournemouthblue

Cracker from Sky News Today on 10:24 - Mar 22 by azuremerlangus

You might be also shocked to hear that the SBS is part of the Naval service…



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But it must be right.... on 12:47 - Mar 22 with 2630 viewsbournemouthblue

But it must be right.... on 11:31 - Mar 22 by Bloots

....cos The Guardian reported the same.

Strange that "The Blade of the Sun" didn't report that one too!



National TV news is a bit more prominent in fairness

I don't think it's any more than that

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 12:55 - Mar 22 with 2603 viewsTrequartista

Who danes wins.

(Sorry, best I could do)

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 13:11 - Mar 22 with 2550 viewsKeno

Cracker from Sky News Today on 12:55 - Mar 22 by Trequartista

Who danes wins.

(Sorry, best I could do)


There’s nor way that’s going unanswered, Oslo can you get?

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 13:21 - Mar 22 with 2510 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Cracker from Sky News Today on 23:18 - Mar 21 by ArnoldMoorhen

So, am I right in thinking that somebody at Sky News mistook a leading international airline:

https://www.flysas.com/

For the British Army Special Ops Division?


Imagine the disappointed passengers who have booked over the years expecting to be flown by a crack division of troops.

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 14:21 - Mar 22 with 2460 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Cracker from Sky News Today on 10:22 - Mar 22 by NthQldITFC

Was it one of those ones down the pub that used to be in it, but can't say too much about it?


I was at the wedding of a bloke who was an ex-SAS and Paras sniper.

A collection of complete oddballs of every shape and size, including a couple of absolute units, squeezed into Groomsmen suits.

They were the real (sociopathic) deal.

But I have also met a few in pubs who say "When I was based in Hereford... Ooh, I've said too much..."
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Cracker from Sky News Today on 15:01 - Mar 22 with 2399 viewsKeno

Cracker from Sky News Today on 14:21 - Mar 22 by ArnoldMoorhen

I was at the wedding of a bloke who was an ex-SAS and Paras sniper.

A collection of complete oddballs of every shape and size, including a couple of absolute units, squeezed into Groomsmen suits.

They were the real (sociopathic) deal.

But I have also met a few in pubs who say "When I was based in Hereford... Ooh, I've said too much..."


Don’t we have Hereford based poster?

**Touches nose and winks **

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 15:58 - Mar 22 with 2335 viewsbournemouthblue

Cracker from Sky News Today on 14:21 - Mar 22 by ArnoldMoorhen

I was at the wedding of a bloke who was an ex-SAS and Paras sniper.

A collection of complete oddballs of every shape and size, including a couple of absolute units, squeezed into Groomsmen suits.

They were the real (sociopathic) deal.

But I have also met a few in pubs who say "When I was based in Hereford... Ooh, I've said too much..."


I have a mate who claims his brother was in the SBS and he's an absolute unit himself, he's 6 foot 5 and about 17 stone, he has been the World's Strongest Standing Disabled man and reckoned his brother is bigger than him. If he is in the SBS, he must be one scary human being.

I have a friend that actually trained with them and had to be able to support them if necessary, he was an engineer on their boats so had to be with them if things went wrong potentially

He said training was pretty insane which doesn't surprise me


He in contrast to my mate's brother is small, probably about 5 foot 7

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 22:21 - Mar 22 with 2105 viewsEdwardStone

Cracker from Sky News Today on 14:21 - Mar 22 by ArnoldMoorhen

I was at the wedding of a bloke who was an ex-SAS and Paras sniper.

A collection of complete oddballs of every shape and size, including a couple of absolute units, squeezed into Groomsmen suits.

They were the real (sociopathic) deal.

But I have also met a few in pubs who say "When I was based in Hereford... Ooh, I've said too much..."


More usually referred to as having been in "The Regiment"

Or so I have been told

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 10:47 - Mar 23 with 1786 viewsNthQldITFC

Cracker from Sky News Today on 15:58 - Mar 22 by bournemouthblue

I have a mate who claims his brother was in the SBS and he's an absolute unit himself, he's 6 foot 5 and about 17 stone, he has been the World's Strongest Standing Disabled man and reckoned his brother is bigger than him. If he is in the SBS, he must be one scary human being.

I have a friend that actually trained with them and had to be able to support them if necessary, he was an engineer on their boats so had to be with them if things went wrong potentially

He said training was pretty insane which doesn't surprise me


He in contrast to my mate's brother is small, probably about 5 foot 7


"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

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Cracker from Sky News Today on 14:34 - Mar 23 with 1638 viewsbournemouthblue

Cracker from Sky News Today on 10:47 - Mar 23 by NthQldITFC

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."


He is one of those like Jay from the inbetweeners on the nonsense levels so you never know quite what to believe but I mentioned special forces dogs and he talked about his brother losing his Belgian Malinois without me prompting anything so I suspect if he is in the SBS he is a dog handler

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