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Best and worst player chants.... 08:34 - Dec 7 with 17140 viewsDisco_Inferno

Best:

Bontcho, Ba, Ba Bontcho,
Ba, Ba Bontch, Ba, Ba Bontcho Guenchev......

Or

Kee-wom-ya my lord, Kee-wom-ya?

Worst:
Jason Dozzell (that was it - greta player but crap song)
OOO-Ah Paul Goddard, say OOO-Ah Paul Goddard

Thoughts?
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Best and worst player chants.... on 13:34 - Dec 7 with 4580 viewsKing_ding_a_lin_g

Best and worst player chants.... on 13:17 - Dec 7 by DBaldy

Pretty sure it was "arm up, flag up, you're offside" but it's been a long time so memory is hazy.

Surprised to see no mention on the Alan Lee - GOAL chant. Great and really awful at the same time


Yes it was "arm up, flag up, you're offside!". I used to cringe at the Alan Lee chant whilst also belting it out at the top of voice... we made a lot of noise with that one! I seem to remember he got a last minute winner at Hillsborough one year and I lost my voice for a few days because of that song.

Best song vote for me was one we sang at Spurs to Jason Dozzell... which isn't politically correct.
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Best and worst player chants.... on 13:51 - Dec 7 with 4559 viewsRoyKeanesDog

The Jonny Parr one to the tune of No More I Loves You was pretty good.


Du, du, du, du, du, du, too.... PARRRR

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Best and worst player chants.... on 13:53 - Dec 7 with 4554 viewsBluefish

Best and worst player chants.... on 08:37 - Dec 7 by The_Romford_Blue

I still think we should sing 'Huws, Huws will tear you apart again'.


I find it odd that Huws has a song that insults him

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Best and worst player chants.... on 13:58 - Dec 7 with 4543 viewsGavTWTD

Best and worst player chants.... on 12:58 - Dec 7 by Smithy

to the tune of Robin Hood song

Uhlenbeek, Uhlenbeek, running down the wing
Uhlenbeek, Uhlenbeek, running down the wing
feared by the yellows, loved by the blues
Uhlenbeek, Uhlenbeek, Uhlenbeek


This certainly comes under the best chant and worst player category.

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Best and worst player chants.... on 14:05 - Dec 7 with 4528 viewssolemio

Best and worst player chants.... on 13:58 - Dec 7 by GavTWTD

This certainly comes under the best chant and worst player category.


You've given your view on Gus before, Gav. He was better than you make out. One season newspapers were saying that he was the player in that league most feared by defenders.

He was a very frustrating player at times, but a long way from one of the worst.
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Best and worst player chants.... on 14:12 - Dec 7 with 4516 viewsPJH

Would not say it was the best or the worst but one that was unique to us was;-
"Ooh,Ooh jungle boy " for Ray Crawford due to him having done National Service in Malaya.
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Best and worst player chants.... on 14:22 - Dec 7 with 4505 viewsDeano69

Best and worst player chants.... on 13:58 - Dec 7 by GavTWTD

This certainly comes under the best chant and worst player category.


But with the best name

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Best and worst player chants.... on 14:35 - Dec 7 with 4490 viewsbritbiker

Not a player chant, but the one I dislike for reasons of there being kids around.
Lino lino your a c...
Or

I can't read I can't write but that don't really matter. I come down from ipswich Town to crush you with my tractor.
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Best and worst player chants.... on 14:40 - Dec 7 with 4483 viewsbritbiker

The Jimmy bollard one was funny at first but it's been used elsewhere now

Oh Jimmy bullard you are the love of my life, oh Jimmy bullard I'd let you shag my wife. (to the theme of 'i love you baby').
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Best and worst player chants.... on 14:41 - Dec 7 with 4484 viewscaught-in-limbo

I suppose it was a one-off chant but I remember going to a home match against Wolves in the days of Steve Bull.

Bull had really baggy shorts on, so whenever Wolves won a corner, he was met with the words:
"He's got his shorts on back to front"
(he's got the whole world in his hands).

I think Bull found it really bizarre but funny all the same.

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Best and worst player chants.... on 14:50 - Dec 7 with 4467 viewsBrixtonBlue

Best and worst player chants.... on 13:17 - Dec 7 by DBaldy

Pretty sure it was "arm up, flag up, you're offside" but it's been a long time so memory is hazy.

Surprised to see no mention on the Alan Lee - GOAL chant. Great and really awful at the same time


I remember it thusly;

You put your right arm in
Your right arm out
In/out, in/out and shake it all about
You do the Tony Mowbray and you turn around
And that's what it's all about
Ooooooh Tony Mowbray x3
Arm up, flag up, you're offside.

Quite a long one for football supporters to get their head around!

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Best and worst player chants.... on 15:19 - Dec 7 with 4448 viewsGavTWTD

Best and worst player chants.... on 14:05 - Dec 7 by solemio

You've given your view on Gus before, Gav. He was better than you make out. One season newspapers were saying that he was the player in that league most feared by defenders.

He was a very frustrating player at times, but a long way from one of the worst.


My favourite players seem always to have been fullbacks. Stockwell, Taricco, Thompson, Cresswell. Mings probably too had he played for us longer.

Then you have players like Uhlenbeek and Harbey. They are just so far behind those above in every way. But he had the best song.

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Best and worst player chants.... on 15:25 - Dec 7 with 4446 viewsPJH

How about M I, M I C, M I C K,MICK HILL
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Best and worst player chants.... on 19:38 - Dec 7 with 4372 viewstextbackup

Best and worst player chants.... on 13:53 - Dec 7 by Bluefish

I find it odd that Huws has a song that insults him


That never actually gets sung, I wouldn't worry about it

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Best and worst player chants.... on 19:44 - Dec 7 with 4368 viewstextbackup

I've got a list of player songs as long as Frank noubles schlong, they may not be great, but in typical TWTD Fashion they are put down with no thought to even really sing them!

Think the problem is, we'll know the problem is, our fans are lazy and a bit thick. If it doesn't involve anti Norwich lyrics, or has more than two lines to learn, our lot don't want to know.

Shame because the players would love to hear names sung weekly

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Best and worst player chants.... on 19:47 - Dec 7 with 4361 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Best and worst player chants.... on 19:38 - Dec 7 by textbackup

That never actually gets sung, I wouldn't worry about it


Which is even more reason to sing my suggestion

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Best and worst player chants.... on 19:52 - Dec 7 with 4358 viewsstonojnr

Best and worst player chants.... on 14:05 - Dec 7 by solemio

You've given your view on Gus before, Gav. He was better than you make out. One season newspapers were saying that he was the player in that league most feared by defenders.

He was a very frustrating player at times, but a long way from one of the worst.


exactly,he never knew what he was going to do with the ball next so how would the opposition ever work it out, impossible to defend against :)

"Oh oh your in trouble,Ipswich came along and we burst your bubble..." lasted about as long as Shampoos career in the charts
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Best and worst player chants.... on 20:03 - Dec 7 with 4347 viewstextbackup

Best and worst player chants.... on 13:51 - Dec 7 by RoyKeanesDog

The Jonny Parr one to the tune of No More I Loves You was pretty good.


Du, du, du, du, du, du, too.... PARRRR


I never heard that, but if I had I'd have sung it but then cracked up. Good work

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Best and worst player chants.... on 20:06 - Dec 7 with 4340 viewstextbackup

Best and worst player chants.... on 19:47 - Dec 7 by The_Romford_Blue

Which is even more reason to sing my suggestion


World of songs out there, let's not copy. Your assignment for tonight is come up with a new one

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Best and worst player chants.... on 20:07 - Dec 7 with 4341 viewsBluefish

Best and worst player chants.... on 19:38 - Dec 7 by textbackup

That never actually gets sung, I wouldn't worry about it


Ive heard it before. I just assumed it doesn't get sung because he hasn't played.

F*cking amazing player though*















*relatively speaking for our standard

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Best and worst player chants.... on 20:15 - Dec 7 with 4331 viewsfarkenhell

Best and worst player chants.... on 14:41 - Dec 7 by caught-in-limbo

I suppose it was a one-off chant but I remember going to a home match against Wolves in the days of Steve Bull.

Bull had really baggy shorts on, so whenever Wolves won a corner, he was met with the words:
"He's got his shorts on back to front"
(he's got the whole world in his hands).

I think Bull found it really bizarre but funny all the same.


This reminds me of a derby game many years ago when a nodge sub ran onto the pitch having dyed his hair green (I know - sorry to anyone who happens to be eating whilst reading this). I can't recall the idiot's name. Anyhoo, after a momentary pause whilst everyone took in the disgusting sight, a bright spark suddenly started singing "he's got cabbage on his head" (to he's got the whole world in his hands). It quickly caught on!
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Best and worst player chants.... on 20:18 - Dec 7 with 4327 viewstextbackup

Best and worst player chants.... on 20:07 - Dec 7 by Bluefish

Ive heard it before. I just assumed it doesn't get sung because he hasn't played.

F*cking amazing player though*















*relatively speaking for our standard


The little things he does make him stand out, solely watched him for a few mins and he must have turned his head to see his options if he got the ball 5 times in 25 secs. Compare that to the Douglas video from Newcastle away...

Then drops of the shoulder etc, makes time and space, makes the game look easy. Hopefully my mum and dad have got me an ITFC shirt for my bday this year and in honour of my age they've got HUWS printed on the back

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Best and worst player chants.... on 20:55 - Dec 7 with 4298 viewsCurrie10

Best and worst player chants.... on 20:15 - Dec 7 by farkenhell

This reminds me of a derby game many years ago when a nodge sub ran onto the pitch having dyed his hair green (I know - sorry to anyone who happens to be eating whilst reading this). I can't recall the idiot's name. Anyhoo, after a momentary pause whilst everyone took in the disgusting sight, a bright spark suddenly started singing "he's got cabbage on his head" (to he's got the whole world in his hands). It quickly caught on!


Earnshaw's an alien I absolutely loved.
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Best and worst player chants.... on 21:03 - Dec 7 with 4296 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Best and worst player chants.... on 20:06 - Dec 7 by textbackup

World of songs out there, let's not copy. Your assignment for tonight is come up with a new one


I thought I had come up with thatnone to be fair. I'll have a think and report back

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Best and worst player chants.... on 21:18 - Dec 7 with 4279 viewsBluefish

Best and worst player chants.... on 20:18 - Dec 7 by textbackup

The little things he does make him stand out, solely watched him for a few mins and he must have turned his head to see his options if he got the ball 5 times in 25 secs. Compare that to the Douglas video from Newcastle away...

Then drops of the shoulder etc, makes time and space, makes the game look easy. Hopefully my mum and dad have got me an ITFC shirt for my bday this year and in honour of my age they've got HUWS printed on the back


The same things that made teddy stand out

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