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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 08:31 - Jun 26 by GeoffSentence
By crikey he's a waffler, twelve seconds from "what do you make" to "I make buses"
It is excruciating listening to him, it's like he has just learnt a foreign language and he has to think what each word means.
He makes an idiot of himself, like he usually does.
There was a comment from someone (can't remember where I heard it) saying that nowadays we don't have any statesmen (or stateswomen, statespeople, etc), we just have utter states!
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Just one small problem; sell their houses to who, Ben? Fcking Aquaman?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 09:16 - Jun 26 by Marshalls_Mullet
Have to agree with you there!
We the public demand to see these homemade buses! Come on, Bojo - show us your Routemaster... You think you're the dream ticket, but what about your public conduct, eh?
I'd wager some CCHQ interns have been up all night with the PVA and sticky-back plastic as a result.
footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 09:19 - Jun 26 by footers
We the public demand to see these homemade buses! Come on, Bojo - show us your Routemaster... You think you're the dream ticket, but what about your public conduct, eh?
I'd wager some CCHQ interns have been up all night with the PVA and sticky-back plastic as a result.
He did have one, but it was demolished by a flying laptop ;-)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 09:04 - Jun 26 by footers
It actually sounds like he's lying, which is very odd. Imagine struggling with answering 'What do you do to relax?' Jesus.
Exactly what I thought.
He gets wine boxes and turns them into buses and paints passengers inside, enjoying themselves. Of course he does.
What he really does to relax probably wouldn't endear him to anyone so he just made up a ridiculous story.
Union Jack waving buffoon isn't cool. Robot-dancing, wheat field woman isn't cool. Dead pig head abusing man isn't cool. They're all really messed up, self-serving people.
Why do we entertain them by voting for any of them?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 09:04 - Jun 26 by footers
It actually sounds like he's lying, which is very odd. Imagine struggling with answering 'What do you do to relax?' Jesus.
surely that's sort of the point. he probably is lying. he is the sort of politician who has no existence or intellectual life outside of politics. it's the only thing they do - they don't understand the point of anything else. though it's a bit unfair on boris cos he obviously has his womanising as well, but he can't say that.
And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 10:15 - Jun 26 with 3371 views
Interviewer: What do you do to relax? Internal Boris Voice: Drink wine and plot my route to power! Err, can't say that. What did Churchill do, ah - he painted ... Johnson: I paint. IBV: Agh, you idiot, now he'll ask to see pictures and you can't actually paint. Say something else. Johnson: Errr .... gwlagh ... bleuhhh ... I make things ... errr ... IBV: Buses! Remind them you used to be Mayor of London. Johnson: I make buses [long rambling anecdote about making buses out of old wine boxes] Interviewer: You make buses?? IBV: Aargh! Change the subject! Change the subject! But by then he's too deeply in.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 10:01 - Jun 26 by lowhouseblue
surely that's sort of the point. he probably is lying. he is the sort of politician who has no existence or intellectual life outside of politics. it's the only thing they do - they don't understand the point of anything else. though it's a bit unfair on boris cos he obviously has his womanising as well, but he can't say that.
To have an intellectual life, having an intellect is something of a pre-requisite.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 11:17 - Jun 26 with 3207 views
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 11:11 - Jun 26 by footers
In a way, a very sick sort of way, I want Boris to win. Let's go downhill as fast as we can, could be fun!
The most amusing thing about this whole contest is that, in attempting to play off pro- and anti-deal Tories and kicking any decision down the road, Boris is just repeating May's approach with a bit more bantz.
Assuming he is elected and has to face decisions, will he really want to a) risk an election that could see him out of office within two months or b) crash out of the EU immediately, again increasingly the risk of a Corbyn government?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 11:20 - Jun 26 by Steve_M
The most amusing thing about this whole contest is that, in attempting to play off pro- and anti-deal Tories and kicking any decision down the road, Boris is just repeating May's approach with a bit more bantz.
Assuming he is elected and has to face decisions, will he really want to a) risk an election that could see him out of office within two months or b) crash out of the EU immediately, again increasingly the risk of a Corbyn government?
'Risk' of a Corbyn government, eh? I'm backing Bojo all the way! Roll over, rover, let Jezza take over :)
footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 11:20 - Jun 26 by Steve_M
The most amusing thing about this whole contest is that, in attempting to play off pro- and anti-deal Tories and kicking any decision down the road, Boris is just repeating May's approach with a bit more bantz.
Assuming he is elected and has to face decisions, will he really want to a) risk an election that could see him out of office within two months or b) crash out of the EU immediately, again increasingly the risk of a Corbyn government?
I genuinely don't think he's looking that far ahead, I think he wants to be PM and will do whatever he thinks it will take to achieve that.
After that he'll worry about it, after all life always go the way you want it to doesn't it, bluff and bluster enough and you get what you want.
No idea when I began here, was a very long time ago. Previously known as Spirit_of_81. Love cheese, hate the colour of it, this is why it requires some blue in it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 11:01 - Jun 26 by StokieBlue
Even if they don't we are stuck with Hunt.
It's a shame Stewart didn't make the final 2 given the Olympus Mons scale of the Boris meltdown.
SB
Bojo would win. There is no way the grey haired old fuddy duddies of the conservative party membership would have any truck with Rory Stewart and his fancy dan ideas.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the heir to Disraeli and Churchill on 08:31 - Jun 26 by GeoffSentence
By crikey he's a waffler, twelve seconds from "what do you make" to "I make buses"
It is excruciating listening to him, it's like he has just learnt a foreign language and he has to think what each word means.
That's Etonians for you. Rory Stewart and Cameron were the same.
In the spirit of reconciliation and happiness at the end of the Banter Era (RIP) and as a result of promotion I have cleared out my ignore list. Look forwards to reading your posts!
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