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What do I do ? 10:31 - Dec 26 with 1101 viewscarlisleaway

Mrs Carlisle says stay at home today and forget the football. Am in two minds to agree with her or ignore and have a very annoyed wife and daughter.
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What do I do ? on 10:34 - Dec 26 with 1070 viewsmonty_radio

Compromise: Go to Portman Rd - and forget the Football?

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What do I do ? on 10:34 - Dec 26 with 1071 viewsbackwaywhen

The Later ... get your arris down there with the rest of us ! ..... COYBs
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What do I do ? on 10:35 - Dec 26 with 1067 viewssparks

Boxing day is a football day.
Don't set a problematic precedent.

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What do I do ? on 10:51 - Dec 26 with 1009 viewsbluejacko

Very dangerous ground indeed! Do it this time and all of a sudden it’s ‘well you done it on Boxing Day so why can’t you do it now’
Good luck 🙃
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What do I do ? on 10:59 - Dec 26 with 982 viewsPippin1970

Easy you go, get really drunk and then drunken amorous moves on your wife. She will love you even more.
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What do I do ? on 11:00 - Dec 26 with 985 viewspointofblue

If you don’t mind me asking, why do they want you to miss the football - what do they have planned?

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What do I do ? on 11:03 - Dec 26 with 960 viewshoppy

What do I do ? on 11:00 - Dec 26 by pointofblue

If you don’t mind me asking, why do they want you to miss the football - what do they have planned?


If nothing planned, then they have no reason not to join him at Portman Road for some quality family time... well, some family time anyway!

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Bin her. (n/t) on 11:18 - Dec 26 with 906 viewsBloots


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What do I do ? on 11:31 - Dec 26 with 876 viewsjas0999

Buy them both a ticket and make a day of it (well afternoon).
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What do I do ? on 11:43 - Dec 26 with 855 viewsWD19

Explain to her that WD19 ‘off the internet’ has asked you to come and you don’t want to let him down.

She will understand I am sure.
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What do I do ? on 11:45 - Dec 26 with 843 viewsNewcyBlue

What do I do ? on 11:43 - Dec 26 by WD19

Explain to her that WD19 ‘off the internet’ has asked you to come and you don’t want to let him down.

She will understand I am sure.


Are you almost half as good as WD40

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What do I do ? on 11:48 - Dec 26 with 827 viewsDubtractor

What do I do ? on 10:59 - Dec 26 by Pippin1970

Easy you go, get really drunk and then drunken amorous moves on your wife. She will love you even more.


Brilliant advice. This literally cannot fail.

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What do I do ? on 11:54 - Dec 26 with 812 viewsWD19

What do I do ? on 11:45 - Dec 26 by NewcyBlue

Are you almost half as good as WD40


I am more like WD40+ and less than half as good as when I was WD20.
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What do I do ? on 12:27 - Dec 26 with 728 viewsPendejo

Treat them to an afternoon of thrilling, enthralling, nail biting, knee knocking excitement by buying them a Virgin Experience Day... but they have to go to the football with you today first.

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What do I do ? on 12:33 - Dec 26 with 712 viewscarlisleaway

What do I do ? on 12:27 - Dec 26 by Pendejo

Treat them to an afternoon of thrilling, enthralling, nail biting, knee knocking excitement by buying them a Virgin Experience Day... but they have to go to the football with you today first.


Reply from Mrs Carlisle , you are going to Wycombe away shall we have a compromise ha ha
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What do I do ? on 12:35 - Dec 26 with 705 viewsJamestownPrince

I'm in Carlisle!!

Might go to the doubles darts comp later on!
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What do I do ? on 13:23 - Dec 26 with 629 viewsbadadski

Offer to take them with you for a family outing, then when they decline they can’t Moan so much when you go.
[Post edited 26 Dec 2019 13:23]
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What do I do ? on 17:04 - Dec 26 with 506 viewscarlisleaway

Always said Mrs Carlisle was the brains in this family, thank goodness I did not go and watch that rubbish
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What do I do ? on 17:05 - Dec 26 with 497 viewssparks

What do I do ? on 17:04 - Dec 26 by carlisleaway

Always said Mrs Carlisle was the brains in this family, thank goodness I did not go and watch that rubbish


My advice is to stay home and please the family.

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What do I do ? on 17:07 - Dec 26 with 487 viewsmrshallisfit

What do I do ? on 17:04 - Dec 26 by carlisleaway

Always said Mrs Carlisle was the brains in this family, thank goodness I did not go and watch that rubbish


And you have browny points in the bag. Cash some of those in tonight. Play the dirt box challenge.
[Post edited 26 Dec 2019 17:08]
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