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Not a bad courtesy car... 16:13 - Jan 21 with 4738 viewsSitfcB

...only £139,000 worth!


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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:17 - Jan 21 with 2673 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

I might try that.

*walks into audi garage*

me -"Hi, I need some work doing to fix some damage to my car"

reception - "certainly sir, whats the problem"

me - "I spent the morning throwing rocks at it and have a broken window, damaged body work and damamged interior"

reception - "no problem sir, Ill go and get the keys to the R8 for you to borrow."
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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:34 - Jan 21 with 2576 viewsSouperJim

Nice bit of publicity for the dealership innit

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:38 - Jan 21 with 2554 viewsallezlesbleus

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:34 - Jan 21 by SouperJim

Nice bit of publicity for the dealership innit


Maybe....or it could just wind up other customers of theirs who get nothing like the same treatment.
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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:40 - Jan 21 with 2550 viewsCoastalblue

I remember as a kid waiting to collect autographs as a team of top internationals making up one of the best sides in Europe used to arrive at the ground in their sponsored Austins and the like with a sticker own the side saying 'Paul Mariner drives an Allegro' or similar.

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:41 - Jan 21 with 2528 viewsSouperJim

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:38 - Jan 21 by allezlesbleus

Maybe....or it could just wind up other customers of theirs who get nothing like the same treatment.


They probably couldn't give a monkeys, he's a local celeb with a significant social media following and no doubt agreed to make the above post in exchange. Barry from Copdock doesn't have the same clout on twitter...

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:45 - Jan 21 with 2500 viewsallezlesbleus

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:41 - Jan 21 by SouperJim

They probably couldn't give a monkeys, he's a local celeb with a significant social media following and no doubt agreed to make the above post in exchange. Barry from Copdock doesn't have the same clout on twitter...


I would have a chuckle if Norwood had a mare and locked his keys in the car again tomorrow.
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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:45 - Jan 21 with 2501 viewsbluelagos

139k and only half a second slower to 60mph than my wheels :-)

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:49 - Jan 21 with 2473 viewshomer_123

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:41 - Jan 21 by SouperJim

They probably couldn't give a monkeys, he's a local celeb with a significant social media following and no doubt agreed to make the above post in exchange. Barry from Copdock doesn't have the same clout on twitter...


Barry from Copdock's money is as good as Norwoods.

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:51 - Jan 21 with 2475 viewshoppy

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:38 - Jan 21 by allezlesbleus

Maybe....or it could just wind up other customers of theirs who get nothing like the same treatment.


You have to ask yourself how Phil and Gav feel, after all their work on the Audi account over the years, without receiving this sort of special treatment...


Edit - I bet that's Mark in the picture with Norwood too...
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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:51 - Jan 21 with 2460 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:49 - Jan 21 by homer_123

Barry from Copdock's money is as good as Norwoods.


Its not, Barry from Copdock is a crook!!

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:52 - Jan 21 with 2455 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:45 - Jan 21 by allezlesbleus

I would have a chuckle if Norwood had a mare and locked his keys in the car again tomorrow.


Do you think he would use the same technique for gaining entry?

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:53 - Jan 21 with 2435 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:38 - Jan 21 by allezlesbleus

Maybe....or it could just wind up other customers of theirs who get nothing like the same treatment.


To be fair, I'm not sure he's even an Audi customer.

Doesnt he drive a pimped up Evoque or something?

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:56 - Jan 21 with 2413 viewsSouperJim

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:49 - Jan 21 by homer_123

Barry from Copdock's money is as good as Norwoods.


As Coastalblue pointed out, footballers sell cars it would seem and have done for some time. It's a courtesy car, which in itself is at their discretion. They're unlikely to give out R8s to everyone who needs a bit of work done, but probably will to someone who earns enough to put serious money their way in the future and has the social media profile to attract further business. I'm far from championing capitalism here, but it's naive to think Barry is going to get the same treatment and a waste of time being upset about it imho.
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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:01 - Jan 21 with 2381 viewshomer_123

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:56 - Jan 21 by SouperJim

As Coastalblue pointed out, footballers sell cars it would seem and have done for some time. It's a courtesy car, which in itself is at their discretion. They're unlikely to give out R8s to everyone who needs a bit of work done, but probably will to someone who earns enough to put serious money their way in the future and has the social media profile to attract further business. I'm far from championing capitalism here, but it's naive to think Barry is going to get the same treatment and a waste of time being upset about it imho.
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Do footballers sell cars though?

Does seeing Norwood get an R8 courtesy car make you go 'I'll buy an Audi?'.

All it does is increase their media profile but, quite frankly, Audi's profile doesn't need raising. Imagine how much more effective the garages profile would be if they did get publicity for giving Barry from Copdock an R8.....

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:02 - Jan 21 with 2371 viewsSitfcB

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:53 - Jan 21 by Marshalls_Mullet

To be fair, I'm not sure he's even an Audi customer.

Doesnt he drive a pimped up Evoque or something?


Went from the Range Rover to an Audi the other month...

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:02 - Jan 21 with 2367 viewsfactual_blue

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:38 - Jan 21 by allezlesbleus

Maybe....or it could just wind up other customers of theirs who get nothing like the same treatment.


Phil and Gav are livid.

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:03 - Jan 21 with 2352 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:02 - Jan 21 by SitfcB

Went from the Range Rover to an Audi the other month...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4seljvD9VR/?igshid=he50g5lsoe18


Ah, I see.

I dont use Insta etc, so I was unaware.

Nice wheels.

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:03 - Jan 21 with 2354 viewshoppy

Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:02 - Jan 21 by factual_blue

Phil and Gav are livid.


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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:04 - Jan 21 with 2344 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:01 - Jan 21 by homer_123

Do footballers sell cars though?

Does seeing Norwood get an R8 courtesy car make you go 'I'll buy an Audi?'.

All it does is increase their media profile but, quite frankly, Audi's profile doesn't need raising. Imagine how much more effective the garages profile would be if they did get publicity for giving Barry from Copdock an R8.....


Barry is a fat b4stard, he wouldnt fit in.

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:12 - Jan 21 with 2301 viewsBluearmy71

Is it just me or does anyone else really want JN to lock his keys in the R8??...........yano just to see what he'd do this time!!
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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:27 - Jan 21 with 2242 viewsjeera

Not a bad courtesy car... on 16:38 - Jan 21 by allezlesbleus

Maybe....or it could just wind up other customers of theirs who get nothing like the same treatment.


They'd probably find me a Montego out the back or something.

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:38 - Jan 21 with 2203 viewsfabian_illness

Blimey! Bought a car from there Monday.
Saw that outside the main door, had a quick peek inside.
Very nice.
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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:48 - Jan 21 with 2166 viewsStourbridgeblue

Wonder what the insurance premium is? (Broken windows not covered by excess)

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:52 - Jan 21 with 2151 viewsjeera

Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:48 - Jan 21 by Stourbridgeblue

Wonder what the insurance premium is? (Broken windows not covered by excess)


Or a spare key.

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Not a bad courtesy car... on 18:22 - Jan 21 with 2039 viewsfactual_blue

Not a bad courtesy car... on 17:03 - Jan 21 by hoppy

*thread viewer*


You asked how Phil'n'Gav might feel; I provided the answer.

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