| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? 17:47 - Mar 14 with 29119 views | sparks |
Was in Argos yesterday- and saw a delivery of Ebay Collection point stuff. Someone had seemingly found and ordered (on ebay) 6x9 packs of Andrex...
My outings so far today resulted in a complete failure to secure any flour in Tesco- which was also completely out of Baked Beans, Pitta Bread, Chinese starter snacks, toilet roll, and very very low on large sections of the freezer section. Loads of fresh fruit and veg though. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 23:21 - Mar 14 with 6989 views | footers |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 23:12 - Mar 14 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Pre empting a lockdown. This will mean watching lots of "cough" movies in the confines of my home dear boy. |
What do you think curtains were invented for? Animal. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 23:27 - Mar 14 with 6985 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 23:21 - Mar 14 by footers |
What do you think curtains were invented for? Animal. |
I have venetian blinds. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 23:56 - Mar 14 with 6936 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 22:20 - Mar 14 by jeera |
That's a household, not his alone.
Have you not seen the people coming out of these places with stuff stacked high?
Filling their cars then going back in for more?
There's a world of difference between those and a household that does a monthly shop. |
50 loo rolls is not a monthly household shop. It's panic buying and hoarding and selfish. If his family of 4 gets through nearly 13 loo rolls each a month he needs to look at their diet. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:07 - Mar 15 with 6919 views | J2BLUE |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 23:56 - Mar 14 by BrixtonBlue |
50 loo rolls is not a monthly household shop. It's panic buying and hoarding and selfish. If his family of 4 gets through nearly 13 loo rolls each a month he needs to look at their diet. |
Do you not have any essentials where you have more than you need for the week or month?
We are spoilt these days but isn't it only sensible to have some extra basics in? I've always found it odd when people have virtually no food or basic medicines/toiletries in (unless it's because of financial reasons). |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:11 - Mar 15 with 6915 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:07 - Mar 15 by J2BLUE |
Do you not have any essentials where you have more than you need for the week or month?
We are spoilt these days but isn't it only sensible to have some extra basics in? I've always found it odd when people have virtually no food or basic medicines/toiletries in (unless it's because of financial reasons). |
You're struggling to defend him aren't you? | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:13 - Mar 15 with 6901 views | J2BLUE |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:11 - Mar 15 by BrixtonBlue |
You're struggling to defend him aren't you? |
Odd response. Not at all. I'm just giving my opinion. Do you disagree? | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:18 - Mar 15 with 6889 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:13 - Mar 15 by J2BLUE |
Odd response. Not at all. I'm just giving my opinion. Do you disagree? |
Yes I disagree. We weren't talking about a few extra essentials (you know full well you deliberately worded it like that to make it not sound so bad).
We're talking about nearly 13 loo rolls each for a month. That's ridiculous. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:28 - Mar 15 with 6876 views | J2BLUE |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:18 - Mar 15 by BrixtonBlue |
Yes I disagree. We weren't talking about a few extra essentials (you know full well you deliberately worded it like that to make it not sound so bad).
We're talking about nearly 13 loo rolls each for a month. That's ridiculous. |
I didn't deliberately word it like anything. My view on things like toilet rolls, kitchen rolls, shower gels, razors etc is that they are things you buy anyway and chuck in a cupboard so i've never really considered what is too much. I probably have enough shower gels to have 10 showers a day over the next month. I'll still throw another in my trolley next time I go shopping. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:49 - Mar 15 with 6857 views | BrixtonBlue |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:28 - Mar 15 by J2BLUE |
I didn't deliberately word it like anything. My view on things like toilet rolls, kitchen rolls, shower gels, razors etc is that they are things you buy anyway and chuck in a cupboard so i've never really considered what is too much. I probably have enough shower gels to have 10 showers a day over the next month. I'll still throw another in my trolley next time I go shopping. |
You're moving the goalposts again. We're not talking about shower gel. Loo rolls have been emptied from the shelves by stupid, selfish panic-buyers. I've been in 4 shops over the last couple of days and haven't been able to get any. Bully has 50 rolls. He even started this thread bemoaning someone who'd ordered 54.
I thought he was sneering at the stupid public. Seems he was just jealous! | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:59 - Mar 15 with 6839 views | footers |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:49 - Mar 15 by BrixtonBlue |
You're moving the goalposts again. We're not talking about shower gel. Loo rolls have been emptied from the shelves by stupid, selfish panic-buyers. I've been in 4 shops over the last couple of days and haven't been able to get any. Bully has 50 rolls. He even started this thread bemoaning someone who'd ordered 54.
I thought he was sneering at the stupid public. Seems he was just jealous! |
J2 is right, dollerz. People just pop this stuff automatically into the trolley. I've just discovered about 10kg of pasta I never needed. Most of it was bought before this crisis so undoubtedly people did it with bog roll too. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:00 - Mar 15 with 6831 views | SpruceMoose |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:59 - Mar 15 by footers |
J2 is right, dollerz. People just pop this stuff automatically into the trolley. I've just discovered about 10kg of pasta I never needed. Most of it was bought before this crisis so undoubtedly people did it with bog roll too. |
Never mind the 409 unused condoms in your bedside cabinet. [Post edited 15 Mar 2020 1:01]
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:03 - Mar 15 with 6826 views | Ryorry |
Stupid peeps. Fresh fruit and veg are the very things you need to boost your immune system, general health & help you fight the evil bug if/when you get it.
I probably get through at least 5 bog rolls a month meself tho 
Pity about the pitta bread obvs - blanks where there should be beanz is a bastard too. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:03 - Mar 15 with 6822 views | footers |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:00 - Mar 15 by SpruceMoose |
Never mind the 409 unused condoms in your bedside cabinet. [Post edited 15 Mar 2020 1:01]
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I'm Catholic, so please remove your disgusting post or I'll report it to a hate crime watchdog. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:10 - Mar 15 with 6799 views | Sarge |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 00:59 - Mar 15 by footers |
J2 is right, dollerz. People just pop this stuff automatically into the trolley. I've just discovered about 10kg of pasta I never needed. Most of it was bought before this crisis so undoubtedly people did it with bog roll too. |
I am relatively new to this whole adulting thing but that’s not normal is it? I buy one pack of pasta/toilet roll/kitchen roll/whatever when I need them and then when it’s close to gone I buy another. The only thing I can think of that I have multiples of is beer (a 12 pack of corona obvs).
I tried today to buy one packet of rice, one bottle of washing up liquid and one tin of mackerel and they were all gone. I hope these people choke on overcooked penne and then sh1t it all out into their ill-gotten andrex. Would be natural selection at work. |  | | |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:12 - Mar 15 with 6794 views | SpruceMoose |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:03 - Mar 15 by footers |
I'm Catholic, so please remove your disgusting post or I'll report it to a hate crime watchdog. |
Tell it to your 409 kids buddy. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:18 - Mar 15 with 6770 views | footers |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:12 - Mar 15 by SpruceMoose |
Tell it to your 409 kids buddy. |
Hope my mattress doesn't take me to the cleaners | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:22 - Mar 15 with 6763 views | footers |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:10 - Mar 15 by Sarge |
I am relatively new to this whole adulting thing but that’s not normal is it? I buy one pack of pasta/toilet roll/kitchen roll/whatever when I need them and then when it’s close to gone I buy another. The only thing I can think of that I have multiples of is beer (a 12 pack of corona obvs).
I tried today to buy one packet of rice, one bottle of washing up liquid and one tin of mackerel and they were all gone. I hope these people choke on overcooked penne and then sh1t it all out into their ill-gotten andrex. Would be natural selection at work. |
Age just catches up with you, bud. You're there in the shop and can't remember what you do/don't have and then all of a sudden you're sitting on an entire Italian village's worth of pasta but forgot to get bog roll and then some saucy internet bitch givin' it out to you irl for wanting to wipe yo family asses.
It's real out here, mang. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:24 - Mar 15 with 6757 views | Sarge |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:22 - Mar 15 by footers |
Age just catches up with you, bud. You're there in the shop and can't remember what you do/don't have and then all of a sudden you're sitting on an entire Italian village's worth of pasta but forgot to get bog roll and then some saucy internet bitch givin' it out to you irl for wanting to wipe yo family asses.
It's real out here, mang. |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:26 - Mar 15 with 6750 views | SpruceMoose |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:24 - Mar 15 by Sarge |
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That'll be £15.99 a month... | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:37 - Mar 15 with 6737 views | Sarge |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:26 - Mar 15 by SpruceMoose |
That'll be £15.99 a month... |
If it’s a hard copy and at least 3 ply then it’s a bargain. | | | |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:53 - Mar 15 with 6723 views | SpruceMoose |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 01:37 - Mar 15 by Sarge |
If it’s a hard copy and at least 3 ply then it’s a bargain. |
It's also ribbed for your pleasure Sarge  | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 07:36 - Mar 15 with 6677 views | Ely_Blue |
Slightly related but I saw something posted on social media yesterday which read along the lines of
If you’ve got 144 loo rolls in case you get quarantined for 14 days then you have a problem that you needed to see a doctor about long before coronavirus came along! |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 07:55 - Mar 15 with 6655 views | sparks |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 07:36 - Mar 15 by Ely_Blue |
Slightly related but I saw something posted on social media yesterday which read along the lines of
If you’ve got 144 loo rolls in case you get quarantined for 14 days then you have a problem that you needed to see a doctor about long before coronavirus came along! |
If people think there is a bog roll shortage now, just wait until the schools close and there are a million teenage boys at home with nothing to do. .. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 08:33 - Mar 15 with 6634 views | GlasgowBlue |
Without counting I have between 60 to 70. When people started panic buying I just picked up one multi pack every time I found myself in a supermarket or local shop. No panic buying. Just one multi pack at a time. Some quilted, some bargain brand. What ever came to hand.
The missus mocked me for it so I hid it away. The house ran out yesterday and she couldn’t get any from our local supermarket so she’s now eating humble pie.
I told her I’ll give my stash to the kids but she can perform handstands in the shower for the next four weeks.
We are a family of 6, 4 of whom are female so they need a wipe for a pee as well as a poo. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 08:59 - Mar 15 with 6622 views | StokieBlue |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 21:34 - Mar 14 by BrixtonBlue |
27 (3 packs of 9) is probably the limit IMO, for a normal household. So I'd say Stokie is just on the edge of reason. Anyone above should be shot and their worthless brains feasted on. |
I just buy mine once every so often on Amazon. You can get packs of 5*9 or whatever very cheaply.
Not bought any for a while though.
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