| Forum posters as Town players 19:41 - Jun 4 with 14952 views | SpruceMoose |
I'll start us off.
J2 - Chopra. He loves a gamble so he does!
Facters - Jonathan Douglas. Experienced pro, seen it all, but can barely move now. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:29 - Jun 5 with 2150 views | footers |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:23 - Jun 5 by WeWereZombies |
That was just a blip. |
I'm no blip expert, but I believe they're usually a couple of games instead of about six months. |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:46 - Jun 5 with 2130 views | SpruceMoose |
| Forum posters as Town players on 10:38 - Jun 5 by Chutney |
Herbivore is a bit of a Lee Martin.
A left winger, malnourished and ineffectual. A short temper, likes to give off the impression that there’s something there that we’re all yet to see, but ultimately just lacks any real creativity and skill to make a notable contribution. |
Yikes new poster. That's a very thorough assessment of someone from someone who definitely isn't a returning poster under a new guise! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:53 - Jun 5 with 2112 views | Chutney |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:46 - Jun 5 by SpruceMoose |
Yikes new poster. That's a very thorough assessment of someone from someone who definitely isn't a returning poster under a new guise! |
I've been posting on here for 2 months, and reading the forum for at least 6.
I appreciate you corroborating my assessment though, fair play. |  | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:57 - Jun 5 with 2108 views | SpruceMoose |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:53 - Jun 5 by Chutney |
I've been posting on here for 2 months, and reading the forum for at least 6.
I appreciate you corroborating my assessment though, fair play. |
I corroborate that it sounds like Herbie has been upsetting all the right people for far longer than six months! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:57 - Jun 5 with 2100 views | Libero |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:53 - Jun 5 by Chutney |
I've been posting on here for 2 months, and reading the forum for at least 6.
I appreciate you corroborating my assessment though, fair play. |
I must admit I've also had my suspicions about you being a former poster in a new wrap. |  | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:58 - Jun 5 with 2098 views | Chutney |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:57 - Jun 5 by SpruceMoose |
I corroborate that it sounds like Herbie has been upsetting all the right people for far longer than six months! |
Upset?!
LOLZ | | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:00 - Jun 5 with 2090 views | SpruceMoose |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:58 - Jun 5 by Chutney |
Upset?!
LOLZ |
Upset enough to give me a downvote  | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 12:14 - Jun 5 with 2068 views | Chutney |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:00 - Jun 5 by SpruceMoose |
Upset enough to give me a downvote |
Cor if that's your definition I hope your pal Herbs is OK, he must live in a constant state of distress.
I have you down as a Danny Karbasiyoon. Lefty yank and instantly forgettable.
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| Forum posters as Town players on 12:15 - Jun 5 with 2066 views | Chutney |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:57 - Jun 5 by Libero |
I must admit I've also had my suspicions about you being a former poster in a new wrap. |
Fair enough. Disappointed to hear that as I had you down as one of the better ones.
I was thinking Dozzell. Left of centre, good technique and hard to disagree with a lot of what he does but would like to see him impose himself a little more. Big potential. | | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:16 - Jun 5 with 2068 views | SpruceMoose |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:14 - Jun 5 by Chutney |
Cor if that's your definition I hope your pal Herbs is OK, he must live in a constant state of distress.
I have you down as a Danny Karbasiyoon. Lefty yank and instantly forgettable.
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Hi Arsey/Pickles/Some other charmer.
I'd say it's good to see you back but, well, you know. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 12:17 - Jun 5 with 2064 views | Darth_Koont |
Ryan Fraser - hard-working, direct Scottish leftie who's clearly playing in the wrong league most of the time.
Either that or Kevin O'Callaghan - annoying, largely irrelevant, celtic left-winger. |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 12:18 - Jun 5 with 2059 views | Chutney |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:16 - Jun 5 by SpruceMoose |
Hi Arsey/Pickles/Some other charmer.
I'd say it's good to see you back but, well, you know. |
Chutney's got himself into a right pickles here. | | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:35 - Jun 5 with 2027 views | Libero |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:15 - Jun 5 by Chutney |
Fair enough. Disappointed to hear that as I had you down as one of the better ones.
I was thinking Dozzell. Left of centre, good technique and hard to disagree with a lot of what he does but would like to see him impose himself a little more. Big potential. |
It's not an insult Chunters, you have just on a few occasions appeared to know quite a lot of TWTD history considering you're a new poster.
Very nice, thank you.
I'd have you down as Teddy Bishop currently, something familiar yet different every time you make an appearance but never anything consistent enough to form a full opinion.
The good news is you'll get plenty of chances and people will probably only tend to remember you at your best.
Oh and you'll be back to full fitness next month. | | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:41 - Jun 5 with 2011 views | tractordownsouth |
JonnosDreadlocks had all the charm and composure of Roy Keane and Ben Thatcher |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 12:53 - Jun 5 with 1979 views | Ryorry |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:17 - Jun 5 by Darth_Koont |
Ryan Fraser - hard-working, direct Scottish leftie who's clearly playing in the wrong league most of the time.
Either that or Kevin O'Callaghan - annoying, largely irrelevant, celtic left-winger. |
Should be playing in Scottush League 2? 🤔
#OnlyBantzInnit |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 12:54 - Jun 5 with 1974 views | SpruceMoose |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:41 - Jun 5 by tractordownsouth |
JonnosDreadlocks had all the charm and composure of Roy Keane and Ben Thatcher |
God I miss his periodic spittle flecked rants.
Come back, wherever you are. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 12:59 - Jun 5 with 1959 views | Ryorry |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:54 - Jun 5 by SpruceMoose |
God I miss his periodic spittle flecked rants.
Come back, wherever you are. |
If he does, he needs to choose a different username - sullied the name of Jonno imho. | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 13:05 - Jun 5 with 1940 views | Darth_Koont |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:53 - Jun 5 by Ryorry |
Should be playing in Scottush League 2? 🤔
#OnlyBantzInnit |
Kevin O'Callaghan could still get a game in Scottish League 2, that's for sure. | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 13:36 - Jun 5 with 1902 views | jaykay |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:54 - Jun 5 by SpruceMoose |
God I miss his periodic spittle flecked rants.
Come back, wherever you are. |
i think he returned as action man. threatened to take t.w.t.d. to court for bulling. |  |
| forensic experts say footers and spruces fingerprints were not found at the scene after the weekends rows |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 13:36 - Jun 5 with 1901 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
Please may I be Mick McCarthy?
I know how to park a bus. |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 13:47 - Jun 5 with 1889 views | Libero |
| Forum posters as Town players on 13:36 - Jun 5 by Tangledupin_Blue |
Please may I be Mick McCarthy?
I know how to park a bus. |
Sincere question, when has a McCarthy team ever parked the bus?
I can think of a couple of occasions for the last 5/10 minutes of games where he'd bring on an extra defender (Mings or in later seasons Clarke) but honestly whatever you think of McCarthy and the football his teams play, that isn't his style. | | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 14:02 - Jun 5 with 1870 views | Kropotkin123 |
I'm claiming Danny Haynes.
I've been around for much longer than people probably realise. I'm rarely on here, I rarely post when I am on here. But when I do my point is as important and memorable as Haynes' goals. I'm also evidently humble. |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 14:21 - Jun 5 with 1854 views | hoppy |
| Forum posters as Town players on 08:02 - Jun 5 by Warkystache |
Rommy - Flynn Downes. Love him whilst he's here but susceptible to a transfer and might be plying his trade with the big boys soon.
Sprucey - Danny Sonner. Clearly capable of something big but can he be arsed?
J2 - Jason Dozzell. Would feature high on lists of all-time legends, sometimes doesn't do himself too many favours with the fan base but when he's on form, he's unplayable.
Hoppy - Kevin Wilson. Scores more than his fair share, tempted to say above his weight. Jesus is he ugly though.
Dollers - James Norwood. Often rubbish in a one-on-one but capable of some crackers. Groin troubles have affected his performances too often for it not to be coincidence.
Facters - Ray Crawford. Still alive, still reminiscing, heart's not really in it much but he can still gladden the spirit with his presence.
Mullet - Sixto Peralta. Incisive and fondly regarded, rapier-like but, without any games, he can seem peripheral.
Callis - Luke Chambers. Wears his heart on his sleeve. Capable of some massive ricks and divides opinion accordingly. You know he's Ipswich through and through and desperately want to see the imperious crowd-pleasing side but too often lately end up with another dodgy back pass.
I'll think of some more later |
"Hoppy - Kevin Wilson. Scores more than his fair share, tempted to say above his weight. Jesus is he ugly though."
Charming! |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 14:23 - Jun 5 with 1847 views | hoppy |
| Forum posters as Town players on 12:47 - Jun 5 by Ryorry |
I was getting ready to be outraged, but then remembered that I love both swallow diving and scoring ...  |
 didn't see the second line to begin with... | |
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