| Forum posters as Town players 19:41 - Jun 4 with 14951 views | SpruceMoose |
I'll start us off.
J2 - Chopra. He loves a gamble so he does!
Facters - Jonathan Douglas. Experienced pro, seen it all, but can barely move now. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 01:44 - Jun 5 with 6242 views | BlueBadger |
| Forum posters as Town players on 19:43 - Jun 4 by BlueBadger |
I'm Martijn Reuser - good value, capable of magic but not seen at PR nearly as much as I should have been. [Post edited 4 Jun 2020 19:44]
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That or Ulrich Le Pen - talked about more on TWTD than I ever was seen at PR... |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 03:28 - Jun 5 with 6226 views | Ryorry |
I see no-one's mentioned me yet ...
As we're talking fantasy football, and haven't had a decent dedicated RB since he left, I'll be David Wright & promise to try & emulate his goal-scoring feats OK?   |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 06:56 - Jun 5 with 6188 views | Fixed_It |
Keno - Teddy Bishop - out for long periods but when he returns we realise how much he was missed.
Bluefish - Paul Lambert - keeps going on about the same thing - not everyone's cup of tea - some want him gone.
Glassers/sparks - Luke Chambers - can play out on the right but more useful when played in to a more central role. |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 07:02 - Jun 5 with 6169 views | Keno |
| Forum posters as Town players on 06:56 - Jun 5 by Fixed_It |
Keno - Teddy Bishop - out for long periods but when he returns we realise how much he was missed.
Bluefish - Paul Lambert - keeps going on about the same thing - not everyone's cup of tea - some want him gone.
Glassers/sparks - Luke Chambers - can play out on the right but more useful when played in to a more central role. |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 07:50 - Jun 5 with 6148 views | Libero |
What about the forum posters who are town players... |  | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 08:02 - Jun 5 with 6128 views | Warkystache |
Rommy - Flynn Downes. Love him whilst he's here but susceptible to a transfer and might be plying his trade with the big boys soon.
Sprucey - Danny Sonner. Clearly capable of something big but can he be arsed?
J2 - Jason Dozzell. Would feature high on lists of all-time legends, sometimes doesn't do himself too many favours with the fan base but when he's on form, he's unplayable.
Hoppy - Kevin Wilson. Scores more than his fair share, tempted to say above his weight. Jesus is he ugly though.
Dollers - James Norwood. Often rubbish in a one-on-one but capable of some crackers. Groin troubles have affected his performances too often for it not to be coincidence.
Facters - Ray Crawford. Still alive, still reminiscing, heart's not really in it much but he can still gladden the spirit with his presence.
Mullet - Sixto Peralta. Incisive and fondly regarded, rapier-like but, without any games, he can seem peripheral.
Callis - Luke Chambers. Wears his heart on his sleeve. Capable of some massive ricks and divides opinion accordingly. You know he's Ipswich through and through and desperately want to see the imperious crowd-pleasing side but too often lately end up with another dodgy back pass.
I'll think of some more later |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 08:21 - Jun 5 with 6098 views | WeWereZombies |
Colin Healy - C_HealyIsAPleasure
But I can't quite put my finger on why, maybe something to do with infrequent appearances that leave you ponderous. [Post edited 5 Jun 2020 8:43]
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| Forum posters as Town players on 09:00 - Jun 5 with 6071 views | Bluefish |
| Forum posters as Town players on 08:02 - Jun 5 by Warkystache |
Rommy - Flynn Downes. Love him whilst he's here but susceptible to a transfer and might be plying his trade with the big boys soon.
Sprucey - Danny Sonner. Clearly capable of something big but can he be arsed?
J2 - Jason Dozzell. Would feature high on lists of all-time legends, sometimes doesn't do himself too many favours with the fan base but when he's on form, he's unplayable.
Hoppy - Kevin Wilson. Scores more than his fair share, tempted to say above his weight. Jesus is he ugly though.
Dollers - James Norwood. Often rubbish in a one-on-one but capable of some crackers. Groin troubles have affected his performances too often for it not to be coincidence.
Facters - Ray Crawford. Still alive, still reminiscing, heart's not really in it much but he can still gladden the spirit with his presence.
Mullet - Sixto Peralta. Incisive and fondly regarded, rapier-like but, without any games, he can seem peripheral.
Callis - Luke Chambers. Wears his heart on his sleeve. Capable of some massive ricks and divides opinion accordingly. You know he's Ipswich through and through and desperately want to see the imperious crowd-pleasing side but too often lately end up with another dodgy back pass.
I'll think of some more later |
Love the hoppy one
I have j2 more as David Gregory - seems like he has been around forever waiting for his moment to be accepted in the first team but never quite seems to deliver |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 09:06 - Jun 5 with 6063 views | WeWereZombies |
Chris Swailes - sure there must be a poster to match that player but can't think who. | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 09:13 - Jun 5 with 6050 views | WeWereZombies |
There must be a Town player to match the poster known as chrisswailes. | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 10:01 - Jun 5 with 6009 views | Swailsey |
chrisswailes as chriswailes. |  |
| Who said: "Colin Healy made Cesc Fabregas look like Colin Healy"? | We miss you TLA |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 10:04 - Jun 5 with 6006 views | WeWereZombies |
| Forum posters as Town players on 10:01 - Jun 5 by Swailsey |
chrisswailes as chriswailes. |
I do rather think that should be Chris Swailes as chrisswailes... | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 10:05 - Jun 5 with 6004 views | Swailsey |
| Forum posters as Town players on 10:04 - Jun 5 by WeWereZombies |
I do rather think that should be Chris Swailes as chrisswailes... |
WeWereZombies as chriswailes. | |
| Who said: "Colin Healy made Cesc Fabregas look like Colin Healy"? | We miss you TLA |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 10:20 - Jun 5 with 5977 views | WeWereZombies |
| Forum posters as Town players on 10:05 - Jun 5 by Swailsey |
WeWereZombies as chriswailes. |
Finally I get linked up, even if it is to another poster, and not to the more appropriate for me Master of The Own Goal that was Chris Swailes.
Swansea Blue as Geraint Williams because when he tackles other posters there is something immovable about him; and like Geraint, and everyone in Swansea, I guess he supports Cardiff City... | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 10:38 - Jun 5 with 5962 views | Chutney |
Herbivore is a bit of a Lee Martin.
A left winger, malnourished and ineffectual. A short temper, likes to give off the impression that there’s something there that we’re all yet to see, but ultimately just lacks any real creativity and skill to make a notable contribution. |  | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 10:40 - Jun 5 with 5958 views | Superblue95 |
Can I nominate myself as Kevin Bru?
Bang average at best, did something decent every now and then to remind people he’s there, couldn’t see out a game until the end and was rarely seen in his latter days. Largely forgettable.
I also lost a dog once and very briefly toyed with the idea of attending a wedding in the Mauritius if that helps? |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 10:41 - Jun 5 with 5956 views | footers |
| Forum posters as Town players on 10:40 - Jun 5 by Superblue95 |
Can I nominate myself as Kevin Bru?
Bang average at best, did something decent every now and then to remind people he’s there, couldn’t see out a game until the end and was rarely seen in his latter days. Largely forgettable.
I also lost a dog once and very briefly toyed with the idea of attending a wedding in the Mauritius if that helps? |
And just as handsome. |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 10:47 - Jun 5 with 5946 views | J2BLUE |
| Forum posters as Town players on 23:31 - Jun 4 by tractordownsouth |
J2 would be Paul Lambert... gets every decision wrong but still sticks around for ages afterwards |
Meh if you want me out just say. I'll happily walk and Phil can keep the Audis he owes me. |  |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:07 - Jun 5 with 5924 views | WeWereZombies |
| Forum posters as Town players on 10:47 - Jun 5 by J2BLUE |
Meh if you want me out just say. I'll happily walk and Phil can keep the Audis he owes me. |
You will always have Dortmund, won't you? | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:13 - Jun 5 with 5916 views | J2BLUE |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:07 - Jun 5 by WeWereZombies |
You will always have Dortmund, won't you? |
I've posted on higher pressure forums than this. If Phil wants to ban me, he can ban me. It doesn't bother me. Fancy a pint? What's your Paypal? | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:17 - Jun 5 with 5909 views | Libero |
Benters is a proper Wayne Brown. | | | |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:17 - Jun 5 with 5909 views | footers |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:13 - Jun 5 by J2BLUE |
I've posted on higher pressure forums than this. If Phil wants to ban me, he can ban me. It doesn't bother me. Fancy a pint? What's your Paypal? |
But also don't forget that, despite posting in much higher pressure environments before, the pressure of posting this year has made it extremely difficult for you. Or something. [Post edited 5 Jun 2020 11:18]
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:23 - Jun 5 with 5896 views | WeWereZombies |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:17 - Jun 5 by footers |
But also don't forget that, despite posting in much higher pressure environments before, the pressure of posting this year has made it extremely difficult for you. Or something. [Post edited 5 Jun 2020 11:18]
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That was just a blip. | |
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| Forum posters as Town players on 11:28 - Jun 5 with 5882 views | Chutney |
| Forum posters as Town players on 11:23 - Jun 5 by WeWereZombies |
That was just a blip. |
Of course if J2 had’ve started badly, then upped his forum contribution, everyone would be saying what a good poster he is. | | | |
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