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Ahem 14:25 - Aug 5 with 7488 viewsPhilTWTD

Removed that thread as thought some of the comment was very out of order given the circumstances outlined. Not sure there's this need for picking at everybody's 'story' which seems to have developed on here recently.
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Ahem on 16:10 - Aug 5 with 3391 viewsSwansea_Blue


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Ahem on 16:11 - Aug 5 with 3381 viewsjeera

Ahem on 16:10 - Aug 5 by J2BLUE

Right...stick the pate and cucumber in the bin.

Order a Chinese.

While you're waiting make a banana and blueberry bread and butter pudding

Eat the Chinese and a serving of bread and butter pudding.

Drink all the cider

Log back in and tell everyone what you really think of them.


The bread and butter pudding sounds good but I can't be bothered.

I had half considered maybe blueberry pancakes later at some point though.

The sandwich was good.

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Ahem on 16:35 - Aug 5 with 3329 viewsStokieBlue

Ahem on 16:06 - Aug 5 by jeera

I had a sudden craving for a pate and cucumber sandwich so bought each of those.

As separate ingredients.

Get this, I already had some bread in the freezer.

And some milk, and blueberries and bananas.

And a case of Magners, so I'll make sure I log off here by 10pm latest.


Bread in the freezer?

Take five minutes to think about what you've done.

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Ahem on 16:48 - Aug 5 with 3281 viewsjeera

Ahem on 16:35 - Aug 5 by StokieBlue

Bread in the freezer?

Take five minutes to think about what you've done.

SB


I live alone, what can I do?

I buy a loaf and half has to go in the freezer.

Man, I've put on enough weight without eating more bread every day!

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Ahem on 16:49 - Aug 5 with 3274 viewsMullet

Ahem on 16:35 - Aug 5 by StokieBlue

Bread in the freezer?

Take five minutes to think about what you've done.

SB


You reckon there's half a bag of chicken nuggets in the bread bin too eh?

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Ahem on 16:51 - Aug 5 with 3268 viewsjeera

Ahem on 16:49 - Aug 5 by Mullet

You reckon there's half a bag of chicken nuggets in the bread bin too eh?


Yeah right.

The bread is from the local bakery [usually] and freezes just fine.

Give you chicken nuggets...

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Lambert out. (n/t) on 16:55 - Aug 5 with 3256 viewsBloots


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Ahem on 17:09 - Aug 5 with 3230 viewsjeera

Ahem on 16:35 - Aug 5 by StokieBlue

Bread in the freezer?

Take five minutes to think about what you've done.

SB


Abuse reported?

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Ahem on 17:12 - Aug 5 with 3218 viewsStokieBlue

Ahem on 17:09 - Aug 5 by jeera

Abuse reported?


I guess someone likes frozen bread and doesn't like jokes.

Oh well :).

SB
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Ahem on 17:14 - Aug 5 with 3203 viewsjeera

Ahem on 17:12 - Aug 5 by StokieBlue

I guess someone likes frozen bread and doesn't like jokes.

Oh well :).

SB


Oh my finger was hovering until Mullet came along and took my mind off it.

Now his deserves reporting.

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Ahem on 17:20 - Aug 5 with 3177 viewsRyorry

Whatever happened to your successful tactic of leaving the children to squirm in their own guilt and remorse at your being diverted from Important Work sussing out actual football matters to scolding miscreants?

We were all playing so nicely too, bending over backwards to be kind and empathetic instead of pylon-ing, then one (? I missed it all) Baddie🍏 goes and wrecks it all :(

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Ahem on 17:27 - Aug 5 with 3152 viewsMullet

Ahem on 17:14 - Aug 5 by jeera

Oh my finger was hovering until Mullet came along and took my mind off it.

Now his deserves reporting.


It's quite common to get muddled at your vintage I guess mate. Was just showing concern for you is all.

Just cos you like your pancakes crispy tis not for me to judge innit.

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Ahem on 17:32 - Aug 5 with 3133 viewsjeera

Ahem on 17:27 - Aug 5 by Mullet

It's quite common to get muddled at your vintage I guess mate. Was just showing concern for you is all.

Just cos you like your pancakes crispy tis not for me to judge innit.


What happened to your nice friend from Halesworth?

That Batistuta chap.

He was never any trouble.
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Ahem on 17:39 - Aug 5 with 3107 viewsMullet

Ahem on 17:32 - Aug 5 by jeera

What happened to your nice friend from Halesworth?

That Batistuta chap.

He was never any trouble.
[Post edited 5 Aug 2020 17:32]


We had to get rid. Too nice for the Waveney valley innit.

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Ahem on 17:41 - Aug 5 with 3105 viewsHerbivore

Ahem on 15:59 - Aug 5 by PhilTWTD

It was more the comments relating to personal stuff in later posts which was the issue, can understand why he took offence to some of them. Think they were uncalled for whatever people's thoughts about the poster or his other posts in the thread.

Fair point re the initial post though, but not sure anyone made that point, other than Badger suggesting the situation is now managed better in his experience.

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Ahem on 17:42 - Aug 5 with 3085 viewsGlasgowBlue

Ahem on 17:41 - Aug 5 by Herbivore

But do you know his uncle?


I can't believe that the best joke you ever posted is no longer on view.

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Ahem on 17:44 - Aug 5 with 3079 viewsHerbivore

Ahem on 17:42 - Aug 5 by GlasgowBlue

I can't believe that the best joke you ever posted is no longer on view.


It's been a tough week, the thread where you referred to me as "an excellent poster" also got pulled. Starting to think Phil has it in for me.

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Ahem on 18:03 - Aug 5 with 3023 viewsGlasgowBlue

Ahem on 17:44 - Aug 5 by Herbivore

It's been a tough week, the thread where you referred to me as "an excellent poster" also got pulled. Starting to think Phil has it in for me.


It's payback for all of those negative Morrissey posts.

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Ahem on 19:35 - Aug 5 with 2933 viewsPinewoodblue

Ahem on 16:03 - Aug 5 by jeera

Mine was the 4th comment then I cleared off I'll have you know.

My car has had multiple warnings come up on the dash because it doesn't get used enough so I took it out for some 'essential maintenance' as Newcy calls it.

Then I bought some shopping.

I can tell what I bought if you want.

I also did some more laundry.


Bought some shopping....do you usually shop some other way.

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Ahem on 19:42 - Aug 5 with 2925 viewsjeera

Ahem on 19:35 - Aug 5 by Pinewoodblue

Bought some shopping....do you usually shop some other way.


I like to spell out my honesty so there's no confusion.

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Ahem on 19:46 - Aug 5 with 2918 viewsKeno

Ahem on 17:44 - Aug 5 by Herbivore

It's been a tough week, the thread where you referred to me as "an excellent poster" also got pulled. Starting to think Phil has it in for me.



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Ahem on 20:11 - Aug 5 with 2882 viewsjeera

Ahem on 16:49 - Aug 5 by Mullet

You reckon there's half a bag of chicken nuggets in the bread bin too eh?


And just as I was beginning to consider them, this happens:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-53617762

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