| Crap presents anyone? 10:55 - Dec 27 with 7551 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
The missus's mum never fails to disappoint.
I got a cologne called Extreme Sky which smells like something I would've doused myself in in the 80's, while she got a perfume called "I Am Girl" or something - covered in flowers and looking like it's for a teenager.
She also got us towels. My GF asked for either mustard or black, to go with our bathroom. We got bright yellow and navy blue.
Also, all of this is from Debenhams closing down sale, so can't be returned! |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 19:20 - Dec 27 with 2134 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:24 - Dec 27 by footers |
I hate to say it as it is a very drastic step, but perhaps you should consider divorce at this point. The judge would be extremely generous I'm sure.
No man should go without socks on Christmas. In fact, I'm pretty sure you can't get socks any other time of the year. Shameful. |
My letter to Santa for unlimited socks obviously didn't get posted when i handed it to her in October to post. I will certainly be giving her a thorough telling off for this heinous crime and correspondence with my solicitor will be put into action if a very good excuse is not forthcoming for ruining my Christmas experience.
If you're free after the decree nisi becomes absolute dear boy, i'll come and share your socks  |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 19:29 - Dec 27 with 2113 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Crap presents anyone? on 19:20 - Dec 27 by StochesStotasBlewe |
My letter to Santa for unlimited socks obviously didn't get posted when i handed it to her in October to post. I will certainly be giving her a thorough telling off for this heinous crime and correspondence with my solicitor will be put into action if a very good excuse is not forthcoming for ruining my Christmas experience.
If you're free after the decree nisi becomes absolute dear boy, i'll come and share your socks |
The way the weather is shaping up for January you will be needing some good thick ones for work! |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 19:33 - Dec 27 with 2092 views | footers |
| Crap presents anyone? on 19:29 - Dec 27 by BanksterDebtSlave |
The way the weather is shaping up for January you will be needing some good thick ones for work! |
May I be so bold to suggest the Nordic Sock Company? Mine came a few months ago and are fabulously warm and pretty. Fairly cheap too.
Or is this like a Father Ted thing and there's a special place gardeners go to buy socks? |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 19:34 - Dec 27 with 2090 views | footers |
| Crap presents anyone? on 19:20 - Dec 27 by StochesStotasBlewe |
My letter to Santa for unlimited socks obviously didn't get posted when i handed it to her in October to post. I will certainly be giving her a thorough telling off for this heinous crime and correspondence with my solicitor will be put into action if a very good excuse is not forthcoming for ruining my Christmas experience.
If you're free after the decree nisi becomes absolute dear boy, i'll come and share your socks |
You are more than welcome to share my socks, old chap. However, from what you've told me about Mrs Pinewood, I'd steer clear of direct confrontation for now! | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 19:35 - Dec 27 with 2085 views | J2BLUE |
| Crap presents anyone? on 19:29 - Dec 27 by BanksterDebtSlave |
The way the weather is shaping up for January you will be needing some good thick ones for work! |
I got a couple of pairs of heat holder socks. 2.3 tog. I'm wearing a pair now. Recommended. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 19:41 - Dec 27 with 2090 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Crap presents anyone? on 19:34 - Dec 27 by footers |
You are more than welcome to share my socks, old chap. However, from what you've told me about Mrs Pinewood, I'd steer clear of direct confrontation for now! |
She's mellowed......................................................................a bit. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 19:44 - Dec 27 with 2080 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Crap presents anyone? on 19:29 - Dec 27 by BanksterDebtSlave |
The way the weather is shaping up for January you will be needing some good thick ones for work! |
Taking most of January off Bankster. Taking it easier post virus and should be moving too, so plenty to get on with. | |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 20:23 - Dec 27 with 2030 views | LeoMuff |
Hot chocolate and a mug, now I wouldn’t have minded had Mrs Muff not persuaded me their gift should cost in the region of £80... |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 20:46 - Dec 27 with 1995 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:44 - Dec 27 by Blue12345 |
Maybe instead of whinging about how “crap” your presents are you should appreciate how fortunate you are to get anything. If these things aren’t to your taste donate to charity then it’s a win win and you’ve done something good.
You sound like a spoilt kid. |
This was meant to be a lighthearted thread. You must be fun at parties. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 21:26 - Dec 27 with 1958 views | MedwayTractor |
| Crap presents anyone? on 17:59 - Dec 27 by snudge27 |
My dad got me a bottle of Glenfiddich from 1981. Bloody thing's probably gone off by now! |
May I offer to be your official taster, please?
If this generous offer is to your liking, PM me and I'll send you the forwarding address. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 21:32 - Dec 27 with 1945 views | PrideOfTheEast |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:44 - Dec 27 by Blue12345 |
Maybe instead of whinging about how “crap” your presents are you should appreciate how fortunate you are to get anything. If these things aren’t to your taste donate to charity then it’s a win win and you’ve done something good.
You sound like a spoilt kid. |
Think he’s just having a bit of fun mate. |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 22:01 - Dec 27 with 1920 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Crap presents anyone? on 19:44 - Dec 27 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Taking most of January off Bankster. Taking it easier post virus and should be moving too, so plenty to get on with. |
I had no idea it had got you....cr@p! I assume you aren't feeling back to 100 % then.
Currently January is looking cold, then colder and then the Thames potentially freezes over so you won't miss much. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 00:00 - Dec 28 with 1861 views | BlueBadger |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:44 - Dec 27 by Blue12345 |
Maybe instead of whinging about how “crap” your presents are you should appreciate how fortunate you are to get anything. If these things aren’t to your taste donate to charity then it’s a win win and you’ve done something good.
You sound like a spoilt kid. |
Give over you massive fanny, |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 00:11 - Dec 28 with 1859 views | hoppy |
| Crap presents anyone? on 00:00 - Dec 28 by BlueBadger |
Give over you massive fanny, |
Think your chat up lines need a bit of work, to be honest... |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 00:34 - Dec 28 with 1832 views | MJallday |
Marmite and lynx shower gel
I had no idea such a thing existed . Can’t say I’m looking forward to trying it |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 01:09 - Dec 28 with 1810 views | Blue12345 |
| Crap presents anyone? on 00:00 - Dec 28 by BlueBadger |
Give over you massive fanny, |
Resorting to name calling because I suggested being grateful and giving some unwanted presents to charity.
A really sorry state of affairs.
Merry Christmas and I hope whatever issues you have going on to cause that outburst get sorted.
If you want to come along with me and do some charity work then give me a PM and I will be happy to arrange for you to come along and then you may understand the context of my response to this post. | | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 09:15 - Dec 28 with 1712 views | BryanPlug |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 09:57 - Dec 28 with 1687 views | BlueBadger |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:28 - Dec 27 by fergalsharkey |
Stop being so ungrateful u pric |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 09:57 - Dec 28 with 1699 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Crap presents anyone? on 09:15 - Dec 28 by BryanPlug |
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Give over you massive fanny. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 09:59 - Dec 28 with 1694 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Crap presents anyone? on 01:09 - Dec 28 by Blue12345 |
Resorting to name calling because I suggested being grateful and giving some unwanted presents to charity.
A really sorry state of affairs.
Merry Christmas and I hope whatever issues you have going on to cause that outburst get sorted.
If you want to come along with me and do some charity work then give me a PM and I will be happy to arrange for you to come along and then you may understand the context of my response to this post. |
Whilst you're out doing your work for charideee you should stop off at the sense of humour shop and get some supplies in. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 10:04 - Dec 28 with 1690 views | Warkystache |
| Crap presents anyone? on 01:09 - Dec 28 by Blue12345 |
Resorting to name calling because I suggested being grateful and giving some unwanted presents to charity.
A really sorry state of affairs.
Merry Christmas and I hope whatever issues you have going on to cause that outburst get sorted.
If you want to come along with me and do some charity work then give me a PM and I will be happy to arrange for you to come along and then you may understand the context of my response to this post. |
I thought people who did charity work didn't like to talk about it? |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 10:09 - Dec 28 with 1683 views | hoppy |
| Crap presents anyone? on 10:04 - Dec 28 by Warkystache |
I thought people who did charity work didn't like to talk about it? |
Null and void, as he didn’t call him ‘mate’ after talking about it. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 10:09 - Dec 28 with 1683 views | Keno |
| Crap presents anyone? on 00:00 - Dec 28 by BlueBadger |
Give over you massive fanny, |
To be fair that would make some pressie |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 10:18 - Dec 28 with 1668 views | eireblue |
| Crap presents anyone? on 01:09 - Dec 28 by Blue12345 |
Resorting to name calling because I suggested being grateful and giving some unwanted presents to charity.
A really sorry state of affairs.
Merry Christmas and I hope whatever issues you have going on to cause that outburst get sorted.
If you want to come along with me and do some charity work then give me a PM and I will be happy to arrange for you to come along and then you may understand the context of my response to this post. |
A better idea.
Rather than trying to make a point in a light-hearted thread, that initially was taking a pop at a poster.
Start your own thread giving details on how to donate unwanted presents during COVID to your preferred charity.
And get Phil to sticky it. |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 10:38 - Dec 28 with 1650 views | BryanPlug |
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