| Crap presents anyone? 10:55 - Dec 27 with 8399 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
The missus's mum never fails to disappoint.
I got a cologne called Extreme Sky which smells like something I would've doused myself in in the 80's, while she got a perfume called "I Am Girl" or something - covered in flowers and looking like it's for a teenager.
She also got us towels. My GF asked for either mustard or black, to go with our bathroom. We got bright yellow and navy blue.
Also, all of this is from Debenhams closing down sale, so can't be returned! |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 10:39 - Dec 28 with 2297 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
| Crap presents anyone? on 22:01 - Dec 27 by BanksterDebtSlave |
I had no idea it had got you....cr@p! I assume you aren't feeling back to 100 % then.
Currently January is looking cold, then colder and then the Thames potentially freezes over so you won't miss much. |
Getting there Bankster, not taking it for granted we're out of the woods yet though, so as much dog walking as i can in the fresh air to build up strength again.
The two wooly hats i got at Crimbo looks like they will get plenty of usage then. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 10:41 - Dec 28 with 2294 views | catch74 |
| Crap presents anyone? on 00:34 - Dec 28 by MJallday |
Marmite and lynx shower gel
I had no idea such a thing existed . Can’t say I’m looking forward to trying it |
Just don’t mix it up with your actual marmite, makes for a worrying shower and foamy toast. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:51 - Dec 28 with 2252 views | jeera |
| Crap presents anyone? on 00:34 - Dec 28 by MJallday |
Marmite and lynx shower gel
I had no idea such a thing existed . Can’t say I’m looking forward to trying it |
At first glance I assumed those were separate items.
The 2 together? I love Marmite to eat, but I really don't fancy the idea of wearing it.
Maybe it's like an instant tan thing. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:55 - Dec 28 with 2257 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Crap presents anyone? on 10:39 - Dec 28 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Getting there Bankster, not taking it for granted we're out of the woods yet though, so as much dog walking as i can in the fresh air to build up strength again.
The two wooly hats i got at Crimbo looks like they will get plenty of usage then. |
Heck...all the best Sir Pinewood!
Buy a sledge BTW..  |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:57 - Dec 28 with 2246 views | jeera |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:55 - Dec 28 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Heck...all the best Sir Pinewood!
Buy a sledge BTW.. |
Posters will now be able to spot piners there when he's out with the mutt.
He'll be the guy wearing two woolly hats! | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 12:12 - Dec 28 with 2238 views | hoppy |
| Crap presents anyone? on 11:55 - Dec 28 by BanksterDebtSlave |
Heck...all the best Sir Pinewood!
Buy a sledge BTW.. |
How is a sledge going to keep his head warm? |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 13:18 - Dec 28 with 2197 views | CaptainAhab |
Got replacement wire for my strimmer from the mother in law. To be fair it'll probably come in handy.
Talking of crap presents my wife still brings up the time I went to Senegal and brought her back a bracelet that said "friend" |  | | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 15:40 - Dec 28 with 2134 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
Abuse? Really? When I was obviously just copying what Badger had posted for comedic effect. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 15:41 - Dec 28 with 2133 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Crap presents anyone? on 10:38 - Dec 28 by BryanPlug |
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This was a jokey thread. It obviously wasn't for you. Other threads are available. | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 15:48 - Dec 28 with 2124 views | jaykay |
| Crap presents anyone? on 18:44 - Dec 27 by Blue12345 |
Maybe instead of whinging about how “crap” your presents are you should appreciate how fortunate you are to get anything. If these things aren’t to your taste donate to charity then it’s a win win and you’ve done something good.
You sound like a spoilt kid. |
so he did last long. wonder who is his proper board name is |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 16:29 - Dec 28 with 2085 views | ronnyd |
| Crap presents anyone? on 10:39 - Dec 28 by StochesStotasBlewe |
Getting there Bankster, not taking it for granted we're out of the woods yet though, so as much dog walking as i can in the fresh air to build up strength again.
The two wooly hats i got at Crimbo looks like they will get plenty of usage then. |
My youngest bought me a woolly hat with a rechargeable light sewed in. Excellent idea. Will be great when i go to Sainsburys on Moreton Hall. | | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 17:20 - Dec 28 with 2031 views | ONENIL78 |
I got a back scratcher,and the missus got a box of fragrant tea bags...she dosnt drink tea | | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 17:37 - Dec 28 with 2007 views | jeera |
| Crap presents anyone? on 16:29 - Dec 28 by ronnyd |
My youngest bought me a woolly hat with a rechargeable light sewed in. Excellent idea. Will be great when i go to Sainsburys on Moreton Hall. |
Cutting back on their bills in Sainsburys eh? | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 20:30 - Dec 28 with 1931 views | ronnyd |
| Crap presents anyone? on 17:37 - Dec 28 by jeera |
Cutting back on their bills in Sainsburys eh? |
I have to cut through a belt of trees to get there. It's ok going but night vision is fubar coming back.  | | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 20:33 - Dec 28 with 1926 views | MattinLondon |
| Crap presents anyone? on 01:09 - Dec 28 by Blue12345 |
Resorting to name calling because I suggested being grateful and giving some unwanted presents to charity.
A really sorry state of affairs.
Merry Christmas and I hope whatever issues you have going on to cause that outburst get sorted.
If you want to come along with me and do some charity work then give me a PM and I will be happy to arrange for you to come along and then you may understand the context of my response to this post. |
Look at me, look at me, I do charity work and so I can come across as a massive prick and overreact on a fairly lighthearted thread.
Stop taking things so seriously you knob. |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 00:31 - Dec 29 with 1860 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Crap presents anyone? on 20:33 - Dec 28 by MattinLondon |
Look at me, look at me, I do charity work and so I can come across as a massive prick and overreact on a fairly lighthearted thread.
Stop taking things so seriously you knob. |
He's deleted his account. And to think *I* get accused of taking this place too seriously! | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 01:39 - Dec 29 with 1832 views | King_ding_a_lin_g |
I got a cheese grater and some pineapple jaffa cakes.
Pineapple! |  | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 01:40 - Dec 29 with 1827 views | jeera |
| Crap presents anyone? on 01:39 - Dec 29 by King_ding_a_lin_g |
I got a cheese grater and some pineapple jaffa cakes.
Pineapple! |
Pineapple Jaffa cakes.
Blimey, what did you do to upset them? | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 08:15 - Dec 29 with 1790 views | befxblue |
A few years back I got an aftershave from the inlaws called 'Woodspice'
I'm not saying it was bad, but after I poured it down the toilet, I then had to have a c**p to try and make the bathroom smell better. | | | |
| Crap presents anyone? on 08:52 - Dec 30 with 1662 views | GlasgowBlue |
Not so much crap, but awkward.
My mother in law gave me a pair of slippers this year. They were a style you would give to an old man and were a size 9. I’m a size 10.
My late father in law who passed away in September was a size 9. She must have bought them before he passed and didn’t want them to go to waste.
So I’ve been walking about the house with my heals hanging over a pair of old man’s slippers. |  |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 09:58 - Dec 30 with 1642 views | hoppy |
| Crap presents anyone? on 08:52 - Dec 30 by GlasgowBlue |
Not so much crap, but awkward.
My mother in law gave me a pair of slippers this year. They were a style you would give to an old man and were a size 9. I’m a size 10.
My late father in law who passed away in September was a size 9. She must have bought them before he passed and didn’t want them to go to waste.
So I’ve been walking about the house with my heals hanging over a pair of old man’s slippers. |
So it’s just the size she got wrong then, you mean? 
I really hope that last sentence wasn’t any kind of euphemism too.
Hope you and yours had a good Christmas, despite the slipper awkwardness? | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 10:41 - Dec 30 with 1620 views | GlasgowBlue |
| Crap presents anyone? on 09:58 - Dec 30 by hoppy |
So it’s just the size she got wrong then, you mean?
I really hope that last sentence wasn’t any kind of euphemism too.
Hope you and yours had a good Christmas, despite the slipper awkwardness? |
More tears from the mrs than normal because of an obvious absentee but the kids had a great time and that's what it's all about.
Likewise, hope you all had a good one? | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 11:34 - Dec 30 with 1606 views | hoppy |
| Crap presents anyone? on 10:41 - Dec 30 by GlasgowBlue |
More tears from the mrs than normal because of an obvious absentee but the kids had a great time and that's what it's all about.
Likewise, hope you all had a good one? |
Understandable. Despite that, glad they had a good one.
Ours was very quiet, as eldest is at his girlfriend’s so was just the 4 of us. Yasmin had given us both a cold though (not the best present to be honest), which I’m mostly over, but KJ finding it difficult to shift, given the state of her immune system.
It’s nice to have a decent break and not having to get up too early tho! | |
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| Crap presents anyone? on 12:34 - Dec 30 with 1579 views | The_Flashing_Smile |
| Crap presents anyone? on 08:52 - Dec 30 by GlasgowBlue |
Not so much crap, but awkward.
My mother in law gave me a pair of slippers this year. They were a style you would give to an old man and were a size 9. I’m a size 10.
My late father in law who passed away in September was a size 9. She must have bought them before he passed and didn’t want them to go to waste.
So I’ve been walking about the house with my heals hanging over a pair of old man’s slippers. |
Haha, oh dear. See this is the sort of story I was looking for! | |
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