| What is the worst... pet? 13:55 - Jan 15 with 7306 views | footers |
And why is it Any Type of Bird?
Also a shout-out to house rabbits. Little bastards chewed through every wire in the place before the neighbour's cat finally got a hold of them. Dickheads.
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| What is the worst... pet? on 13:56 - Jan 15 with 2055 views | BlueBadger |
Hamsters. Chew every f00king thing, smelly and then they die. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 13:59 - Jan 15 with 2045 views | footers |
| What is the worst... pet? on 13:56 - Jan 15 by BlueBadger |
Hamsters. Chew every f00king thing, smelly and then they die. |
Tasty though. Or is that guineau pigs? And in fact, what's the ruddy difference?!
Rodents are a good shout though. I know one 'rat mummy' and her place stinks to high heaven. Think there are more rats in there than she's making out! | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:01 - Jan 15 with 2032 views | SpruceMoose |
A Paz. Always messing itself in public and causing you embarrassment! |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:02 - Jan 15 with 2030 views | BlueBadger |
| What is the worst... pet? on 13:59 - Jan 15 by footers |
Tasty though. Or is that guineau pigs? And in fact, what's the ruddy difference?!
Rodents are a good shout though. I know one 'rat mummy' and her place stinks to high heaven. Think there are more rats in there than she's making out! |
Also, there's a special place reserved in hell for anyone calling themselves a '*type of pet here* mummy/daddy'. | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:03 - Jan 15 with 2030 views | BlueBadger |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:01 - Jan 15 by SpruceMoose |
A Paz. Always messing itself in public and causing you embarrassment! |
Very sensitive' to certain loud noises as well. Quite good at picking up on dog whistles though. [Post edited 15 Jan 2021 14:34]
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:03 - Jan 15 with 2029 views | footers |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:02 - Jan 15 by BlueBadger |
Also, there's a special place reserved in hell for anyone calling themselves a '*type of pet here* mummy/daddy'. |
Or people who have social profiles for their pets. Or indeed those middle aged, alcoholic divorcees who sign birthday and Christmas cards with the name of a pet as well. I'm looking at you Mother footers.
There is no way Minnie could hold a pen. Stop trying to fool me and yourself. | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:10 - Jan 15 with 2014 views | Churchman |
| What is the worst... pet? on 13:56 - Jan 15 by BlueBadger |
Hamsters. Chew every f00king thing, smelly and then they die. |
Awww I like hamsters. They’re cute and make good pets. Charlie Brown and Oscar could get a good pace up in their exercise ball. They don’t mix well with cats though so they’re a thing of the past in this house. Er indoors used to take it in for the infants when she was teaching, hence having them in the first place.
Worst pet: goldfish. What’s the point? |  | | |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:12 - Jan 15 with 2010 views | Steve_M |
Budgies.
Massively over-inflated sense of their own worth because their great-uncle went to Germany once. Sh1t song. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:28 - Jan 15 with 1986 views | Swansea_Blue |
| What is the worst... pet? on 13:56 - Jan 15 by BlueBadger |
Hamsters. Chew every f00king thing, smelly and then they die. |
And sleep all day just to be extra pointless. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:31 - Jan 15 with 1982 views | Churchman |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:12 - Jan 15 by Steve_M |
Budgies.
Massively over-inflated sense of their own worth because their great-uncle went to Germany once. Sh1t song. |
My mate’s mum had an albino budgie called Snowy. She used let it fly round the room and it used to sh1£ everywhere. Flipping’ thing; hated it. Well, one evening she left the gas fire slightly on accidentally overnight and gassed it. There it was, feet in the air next morning. She was in tears, me and my chum trying to suppress tears of joy.
Bye Snowy. [Post edited 15 Jan 2021 14:32]
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:34 - Jan 15 with 1966 views | jeera |
No bird should be shut away.
Or anything other creature for that matter.
The only house pet that should exist is maybe a goldfish.
We'll allow Penny Smith for Keno. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:35 - Jan 15 with 1954 views | Ryorry |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:31 - Jan 15 by Churchman |
My mate’s mum had an albino budgie called Snowy. She used let it fly round the room and it used to sh1£ everywhere. Flipping’ thing; hated it. Well, one evening she left the gas fire slightly on accidentally overnight and gassed it. There it was, feet in the air next morning. She was in tears, me and my chum trying to suppress tears of joy.
Bye Snowy. [Post edited 15 Jan 2021 14:32]
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Ooooh you are awful, but I like you 🤣 |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:35 - Jan 15 with 1961 views | NthQldITFC |
| What is the worst... pet? on 13:56 - Jan 15 by BlueBadger |
Hamsters. Chew every f00king thing, smelly and then they die. |
They don't smell so bad if you wash them when you take them out. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:36 - Jan 15 with 1956 views | footers |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:35 - Jan 15 by NthQldITFC |
They don't smell so bad if you wash them when you take them out. |
Spin cycle at 30c? | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:41 - Jan 15 with 1942 views | NthQldITFC |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:36 - Jan 15 by footers |
Spin cycle at 30c? |
Left to my own devices, I probably would. | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:44 - Jan 15 with 1932 views | footers |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:41 - Jan 15 by NthQldITFC |
Left to my own devices, I probably would. |
Uppie for niche PSB reference. Well played, that man. | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:45 - Jan 15 with 1928 views | bluelagos |
| What is the worst... pet? on 13:59 - Jan 15 by footers |
Tasty though. Or is that guineau pigs? And in fact, what's the ruddy difference?!
Rodents are a good shout though. I know one 'rat mummy' and her place stinks to high heaven. Think there are more rats in there than she's making out! |
Ate guineau pig in South America, really not very tasty.
Visited one house and they literally had the run of the place. Sort of kept as pets - until they got hungry and there was nothing in the larder. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:46 - Jan 15 with 1922 views | footers |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:45 - Jan 15 by bluelagos |
Ate guineau pig in South America, really not very tasty.
Visited one house and they literally had the run of the place. Sort of kept as pets - until they got hungry and there was nothing in the larder. |
Was that in Peru by any chance? | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:52 - Jan 15 with 1916 views | bluelagos |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:46 - Jan 15 by footers |
Was that in Peru by any chance? |
Yeah. The house was up in the Andes, not all that far from Ollantaytambo. | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:53 - Jan 15 with 1911 views | jeera |
| What is the worst... pet? on 14:52 - Jan 15 by bluelagos |
Yeah. The house was up in the Andes, not all that far from Ollantaytambo. |
Just on the end of the wristies. | |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 14:59 - Jan 15 with 1905 views | clive_baker |
Don't get why people would want to house a rodent, or why having a Hamster in a cage is desirable. I'm with you on birds, and especially chickens, they're gross. Very weird that anyone would want to pick up a chicken.
Don't have any time for rabbits either, basically just a big hamster innit.
The only pets that should exist domestically are dogs and cats, and even cats are debatable. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 15:06 - Jan 15 with 1892 views | hype313 |
Cats, they should be on the endangered list.
Awful things. |  |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 15:09 - Jan 15 with 1887 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
House pigs.
Mrs Pinewood had one running free in her parents house when she was growing up. She can’t stand the smell of bacon as it traumatised her so much. That’s why I can only have bacon at meal time when she’s working away, which is currently, so have gorged on it this week and will next also.
Hamsters and anything rodent. Waste of space. |  |
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It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| What is the worst... pet? on 15:11 - Jan 15 with 1875 views | Ace_High1 |
The only acceptable pet is a dog, all others are pointless especially cats that spend 90% of the time out and about anyway. |  | | |
| What is the worst... pet? on 15:26 - Jan 15 with 1855 views | Churchman |
| What is the worst... pet? on 15:11 - Jan 15 by Ace_High1 |
The only acceptable pet is a dog, all others are pointless especially cats that spend 90% of the time out and about anyway. |
Nah, cats are brilliant. The fact they spend time outside is part of the good news. Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Anyway my mate, whose mum gassed her budgie in the 1980s, has an Alsatian dog. It is like a Shetland pony and I hate it. Firstly, it stinks. Secondly, it barks its head off when you go in the house and growls a lot. Thirdly, it has a look in its eye that suggests one missed dinner and it’s likely to make alternative arrangements - with your arm.
And last but not least, it has IBS and aside from my mate having to clear it and the dogs rear end up more than once a day, he has to apply cream to said rear end and rub it in. Oh, and it costs a fortune for food and vets bills. | | | |
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