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The Great TWTD Index 17:41 - Mar 8 with 2214 viewswkj

I figured it is time we start the TWTD index, but rather than buying stocks in players, we buy them in TWTD posters. I will play the role of the banker and look forward to all of you posting stories about how much dosh you've made.

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:43 - Mar 8 with 1987 viewsfooters

I'll put a couple of pounds a point on Stokie and Steve_M. They're the safest TWTD bonds money can buy.

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 with 1981 viewseireblue

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 with 1975 viewswkj

The Great TWTD Index on 17:43 - Mar 8 by footers

I'll put a couple of pounds a point on Stokie and Steve_M. They're the safest TWTD bonds money can buy.


That is good, would you like their sponsor to be VBB2021 or the Alfresco Society: Swingers Unit?

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:46 - Mar 8 with 1968 viewswkj

The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 by eireblue

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It might be considered illegal now, but if you issue an apology on social media in 10 years time like Michael Gove, I will allow it

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:46 - Mar 8 with 1963 viewsbluelagos

How are you going to value posters?

If it's up votes I fear J2 might have a meltdown.

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:47 - Mar 8 with 1958 viewsfooters

The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 by eireblue

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Phil's my main short. Can't see much future downside...

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:47 - Mar 8 with 1955 viewswkj

The Great TWTD Index on 17:46 - Mar 8 by bluelagos

How are you going to value posters?

If it's up votes I fear J2 might have a meltdown.


I figured like Football Index I will make it up as I go along. It seems the safest way.

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:47 - Mar 8 with 1951 viewsfooters

The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 by wkj

That is good, would you like their sponsor to be VBB2021 or the Alfresco Society: Swingers Unit?


Al Fresco, please. We're going to need the advertising with all this yanqui tailgate competition. And I've got scotch eggs to sell, dammit.

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:49 - Mar 8 with 1940 viewswkj

The Great TWTD Index on 17:47 - Mar 8 by footers

Al Fresco, please. We're going to need the advertising with all this yanqui tailgate competition. And I've got scotch eggs to sell, dammit.


Excellent, that'll be £12.34 for Stokie and £14.56 for Steve plus a 30% fee for the banker.

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:53 - Mar 8 with 1914 viewsKeno

The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 by eireblue

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I dont think MJH posts anymore

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:53 - Mar 8 with 1906 viewsbluelagos

The Great TWTD Index on 17:47 - Mar 8 by wkj

I figured like Football Index I will make it up as I go along. It seems the safest way.


From the bit of reading up I've done - it was far more than made up, they used investment language like dividends and portfolio which would have fooled some into thinking they were investing in shares rather than in made up players.

Anyhow, I reckon you need a unit, either say an ITK or a thumb or a J2. Then we can compare posters' values based on your arbitrary allocations of said units. Am sure it wouldn't be remotely contentious.

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The Great TWTD Index on 17:54 - Mar 8 with 1902 viewsFtnfwest

I’ll spend all my allowance on warky so I get tel and Mrs tel thrown in as a bonus
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The Great TWTD Index on 18:16 - Mar 8 with 1851 viewsRobTheMonk

I made my fortune in the lambing and bingo industry.
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The Great TWTD Index on 18:58 - Mar 8 with 1785 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 by eireblue

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Blubbers is very short if that helps!

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The Great TWTD Index on 19:07 - Mar 8 with 1765 viewsfooters

The Great TWTD Index on 18:58 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

Blubbers is very short if that helps!


Explains a lot.

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The Great TWTD Index on 19:22 - Mar 8 with 1734 viewsWeWereZombies

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The Great TWTD Index on 19:29 - Mar 8 with 1716 viewsfactual_blue

The Great TWTD Index on 19:07 - Mar 8 by footers

Explains a lot.


Could one put a monkey on alan?


(In whichever sense you want)

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Nothing to see here on 19:32 - Mar 8 with 1712 viewshomer_123

The Great TWTD Index on 17:44 - Mar 8 by eireblue

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Nothing at all.
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Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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The Great TWTD Index on 20:15 - Mar 8 with 1654 viewsBluefish

The Great TWTD Index on 18:58 - Mar 8 by BanksterDebtSlave

Blubbers is very short if that helps!


About 5'10 or 5'11 depending on which nurse you ask. Not particularly short but not particularly tall

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The Great TWTD Index on 21:14 - Mar 8 with 1608 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

The Great TWTD Index on 20:15 - Mar 8 by Bluefish

About 5'10 or 5'11 depending on which nurse you ask. Not particularly short but not particularly tall


Long Blubbers please!!

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The Great TWTD Index on 21:37 - Mar 8 with 1583 viewsPendejo

I'm unemployed and live near the Old Kent Road, so must be the cheapest stock available, greater headroom for growth mind...

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The Great TWTD Index on 22:56 - Mar 8 with 1533 viewsCoastalblue

Very interested in stocks for Guthers, but want to know his sponsor before I commit my (not so) hard earned.

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The Great TWTD Index on 23:41 - Mar 8 with 1502 viewsjeera

Gav has to be the most valuable asset.

No Gav, no site.

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The Great TWTD Index on 23:55 - Mar 8 with 1493 viewsGuthrum

The Great TWTD Index on 22:56 - Mar 8 by Coastalblue

Very interested in stocks for Guthers, but want to know his sponsor before I commit my (not so) hard earned.


People frequently want to put me in the stocks.

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The Great TWTD Index on 12:40 - Mar 9 with 1383 viewsSeablu

The Great TWTD Index on 19:29 - Mar 8 by factual_blue

Could one put a monkey on alan?


(In whichever sense you want)


I fear you’d be backing a non-runner.
Looks like he’s joined the other ‘good eggs’ & noble warriors in TWTD’s version of Valhalla.
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