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Food atrocity thread. 11:34 - Mar 31 with 3725 viewsDubtractor

This one would prob even test J2's standards. What other food crimes need reporting at the moment?


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Food atrocity thread. on 17:57 - Mar 31 with 1362 viewsmylittletown

Food atrocity thread. on 14:03 - Mar 31 by homer_123

A brioche bun should not be within 500 yards of a decent burger.


Completely agree. A horrid development, just wrong.
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Food atrocity thread. on 18:02 - Mar 31 with 1346 viewsChurchman

Food atrocity thread. on 15:53 - Mar 31 by jeera

Never, they're not proper chocolate.

And even the sunburnt ones, although they appear orange, they still taste the same as all the others.


Same applies to Club Biscuits. Even the dried fly one tastes the same as the others. The size has shrunk to pitiful too.
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Food atrocity thread. on 18:02 - Mar 31 with 1346 viewsSarge

Food atrocity thread. on 14:03 - Mar 31 by homer_123

A brioche bun should not be within 500 yards of a decent burger.


A potato bun is the only correct burger bun. But given their scarcity in the UK, a brioche is the closest approximation.
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Food atrocity thread. on 18:06 - Mar 31 with 1340 viewsDubtractor

Food atrocity thread. on 18:02 - Mar 31 by Sarge

A potato bun is the only correct burger bun. But given their scarcity in the UK, a brioche is the closest approximation.


I had a burger a few years ago on a pretzel bun. I'd hugely recommend that.

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Food atrocity thread. on 18:22 - Mar 31 with 1323 viewshoppy

Food atrocity thread. on 18:02 - Mar 31 by Churchman

Same applies to Club Biscuits. Even the dried fly one tastes the same as the others. The size has shrunk to pitiful too.


Have they reached the ludicrous size that someone once decided was a ‘fun size’ for chocolate? Why would a chocolate bar that’s much smaller than a standard size be described as ‘fun size’?

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Food atrocity thread. on 18:27 - Mar 31 with 1322 viewsbluelagos

Food atrocity thread. on 12:36 - Mar 31 by hoppy



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Food atrocity thread. on 19:32 - Mar 31 with 1293 viewsChurchman

Food atrocity thread. on 18:22 - Mar 31 by hoppy

Have they reached the ludicrous size that someone once decided was a ‘fun size’ for chocolate? Why would a chocolate bar that’s much smaller than a standard size be described as ‘fun size’?


There is no fun in fun size. Meagre size is a better title.

Fun size Mars bars only work if you have four of them. Or just have a proper one and even that has shrunk in size. Shocking.
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Food atrocity thread. on 19:41 - Mar 31 with 1286 viewshoppy

Food atrocity thread. on 19:32 - Mar 31 by Churchman

There is no fun in fun size. Meagre size is a better title.

Fun size Mars bars only work if you have four of them. Or just have a proper one and even that has shrunk in size. Shocking.
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Do they still do the Mars Kingsize? Or is that now the old standard size?

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Food atrocity thread. on 19:44 - Mar 31 with 1284 viewsjeera

Food atrocity thread. on 19:41 - Mar 31 by hoppy

Do they still do the Mars Kingsize? Or is that now the old standard size?


This is weird and you both know it.

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Food atrocity thread. on 19:45 - Mar 31 with 1283 viewswkj

Food atrocity thread. on 18:06 - Mar 31 by Dubtractor

I had a burger a few years ago on a pretzel bun. I'd hugely recommend that.


I had a Bagel burger when I was on the east coast. Plain bagel, cream cheese, bit of red sauce and cream cheese (salad if you wanted to simulate less guilt) Soft pretzels are very similar textured to fresh bagels.

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Food atrocity thread. on 20:04 - Mar 31 with 1270 viewsLord_Lucan

Food atrocity thread. on 19:32 - Mar 31 by Churchman

There is no fun in fun size. Meagre size is a better title.

Fun size Mars bars only work if you have four of them. Or just have a proper one and even that has shrunk in size. Shocking.
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I thought a fun sized Mars Bar was one that included a Marianne Faithfull type of exercise.

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Food atrocity thread. on 20:29 - Mar 31 with 1244 viewsKeno

Food atrocity thread. on 20:04 - Mar 31 by Lord_Lucan

I thought a fun sized Mars Bar was one that included a Marianne Faithfull type of exercise.


I think that was more of a King Sized one

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Food atrocity thread. on 20:35 - Mar 31 with 1235 viewsLord_Lucan

Food atrocity thread. on 20:29 - Mar 31 by Keno

I think that was more of a King Sized one


Oh!

I have to say I never knew her personally.

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Food atrocity thread. on 20:36 - Mar 31 with 1235 viewsjeera

Food atrocity thread. on 20:35 - Mar 31 by Lord_Lucan

Oh!

I have to say I never knew her personally.


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Food atrocity thread. on 20:45 - Mar 31 with 1226 viewsChurchman

Food atrocity thread. on 19:41 - Mar 31 by hoppy

Do they still do the Mars Kingsize? Or is that now the old standard size?


That was the double size original, wasn’t it. Too much for one mangle, but probably not now.

Mars bars are best served chilled. You can the cut them into six chunks and enjoy them at their best.

The American version is called Milky Way. It’s not the same as the glorious original Mars, but as American chocolate bars go, it’s about the best.
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Food atrocity thread. on 20:49 - Mar 31 with 1218 viewsChurchman

Food atrocity thread. on 20:35 - Mar 31 by Lord_Lucan

Oh!

I have to say I never knew her personally.


Only in your Mars bar dreams, huh? 😃
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Food atrocity thread. on 20:54 - Mar 31 with 1214 viewsLord_Lucan

Food atrocity thread. on 20:49 - Mar 31 by Churchman

Only in your Mars bar dreams, huh? 😃


Almost worthy of a Friday Toon - although it's not Friday and it's a cover

She was a cutie though.


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Food atrocity thread. on 21:16 - Mar 31 with 1187 viewshoppy

Food atrocity thread. on 20:45 - Mar 31 by Churchman

That was the double size original, wasn’t it. Too much for one mangle, but probably not now.

Mars bars are best served chilled. You can the cut them into six chunks and enjoy them at their best.

The American version is called Milky Way. It’s not the same as the glorious original Mars, but as American chocolate bars go, it’s about the best.


Don’t the Americans have Milky Way (as we know it) in its own right then?

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Food atrocity thread. on 21:21 - Mar 31 with 1184 viewsSwansea_Blue

Food atrocity thread. on 18:22 - Mar 31 by hoppy

Have they reached the ludicrous size that someone once decided was a ‘fun size’ for chocolate? Why would a chocolate bar that’s much smaller than a standard size be described as ‘fun size’?


Steady now. My marriage hinges on the Mrs believing smaller is more fun.

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Food atrocity thread. on 21:31 - Mar 31 with 1178 viewsChurchman

Food atrocity thread. on 21:16 - Mar 31 by hoppy

Don’t the Americans have Milky Way (as we know it) in its own right then?


I’ve never seen one. Shame really as I actually like Milky Way. They do have kitkat and the chocolate has more sugar and they are not the best.
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Food atrocity thread. on 21:36 - Mar 31 with 1169 viewsjeera

Food atrocity thread. on 21:16 - Mar 31 by hoppy

Don’t the Americans have Milky Way (as we know it) in its own right then?


Of course they do.

It's a baseball series with only US based teams involved but it covers the entire galaxy regardless.

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Food atrocity thread. on 23:38 - Mar 31 with 1135 viewsMelford

I've had 3 people in the last month asking for a pot of mayonnaise with their Sunday Roast.

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Food atrocity thread. on 09:43 - Apr 1 with 1083 viewsLord_Lucan

Food atrocity thread. on 23:38 - Mar 31 by Melford

I've had 3 people in the last month asking for a pot of mayonnaise with their Sunday Roast.


What are your thoughts on cauliflower cheese with a roast? I have to say I think it's a winner.

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Food atrocity thread. on 09:57 - Apr 1 with 1073 viewsChurchman

Food atrocity thread. on 09:43 - Apr 1 by Lord_Lucan

What are your thoughts on cauliflower cheese with a roast? I have to say I think it's a winner.


You need to give your head a wobble. Adulterating a good roast dinner with that?? Wrong, just wrong.

It’s not as if cauliflower cheese doesn’t deserve to be on the banned list in its own right. Cheese is food of the gods. Cauliflower - not bad. The combo - dreadful.

Roast beef (topside preferably) should not be adulterated with it, mayo, horseradish or anything else. Yorkshire pudding (unless you have that before - there was a thread on this a while back), roasties, veg, gravy. Bliss.
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Food atrocity thread. on 10:07 - Apr 1 with 1064 viewsLord_Lucan

Food atrocity thread. on 09:57 - Apr 1 by Churchman

You need to give your head a wobble. Adulterating a good roast dinner with that?? Wrong, just wrong.

It’s not as if cauliflower cheese doesn’t deserve to be on the banned list in its own right. Cheese is food of the gods. Cauliflower - not bad. The combo - dreadful.

Roast beef (topside preferably) should not be adulterated with it, mayo, horseradish or anything else. Yorkshire pudding (unless you have that before - there was a thread on this a while back), roasties, veg, gravy. Bliss.


You should try it, it's a taste sensation.

Point of order; Horseradish is essential but more importantly - it is Batter Puddings!

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