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Fastest town player... 10:44 - Dec 8 with 5586 viewsFrimleyBlue

Just thinking following one of the other threads... but who in your memory would you say was/Is the fastest town player..

I remember Uhlenbeek was crazy quick ( let's forget his crossing though) so he must be up there.

Who else comes close to that level of speed do you think?

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Fastest town player... on 15:49 - Dec 8 with 1638 viewsoldburian

Kevin Beattie, finished second in a challenge for the fastest at the time holding his shorts up!
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Fastest town player... on 15:59 - Dec 8 with 1613 viewstown4life

Jason De Vos
Jonathan Douglas
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Fastest town player... on 16:11 - Dec 8 with 1603 viewsmylittletown

Dale Roberts told us, at the time, that Titus was the fastest at the club.
This didn't particularly surprise anyone who saw him comfortably outrun Thierry Henry at Portman Rd, but I was never 100% convinced, so a few years after I asked Joe Royle if that could have been right. Joe said that he had never seen anyone outpace Titus.
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Fastest town player... on 17:14 - Dec 8 with 1570 viewsPlums

Ian Westlake?

I don't think you mentioned the method of propulsion...

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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Fastest town player... on 18:24 - Dec 8 with 1522 viewsbournemouthblue

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Fastest town player... on 19:25 - Dec 8 with 1477 viewswitchdoctor

Fastest town player... on 11:01 - Dec 8 by PJH

Joe Broadfoot in the 1960's was quick, it seemed that sometimes he had to slow down to wait for the ball to catch up with him


yep..my vote goes to Joe as well…
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Fastest town player... on 19:52 - Dec 8 with 1450 viewsTangledupin_Blue

The other element to quickness is agility. In the mid-sixties we had a player called John Colrain who had a turning circle roughly the same as a Hillman Minx.

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Fastest town player... on 20:09 - Dec 8 with 1418 viewsGeoffSentence

Fastest town player... on 19:52 - Dec 8 by Tangledupin_Blue

The other element to quickness is agility. In the mid-sixties we had a player called John Colrain who had a turning circle roughly the same as a Hillman Minx.


Is that good or bad?

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Fastest town player... on 20:28 - Dec 8 with 1394 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Fastest town player... on 20:09 - Dec 8 by GeoffSentence

Is that good or bad?


With a 40ft container on the back I can turn my lorry round in a smaller space.

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Fastest town player... on 20:39 - Dec 8 with 1373 viewsDeano69

Fastest town player... on 11:27 - Dec 8 by solemio

I'm just amazed that nobody has mentioned the player who was the fastest ever, Chris Kiwomya. His mother was a sprinter, I seem to remember.


Pretty sure he was fastest or second fastest in all leagues in his day. His son Alex is in something like the top ten fastest too

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Fastest town player... on 20:55 - Dec 8 with 1363 viewsbournemouthblue

Jamie Peters was meant to be able to do 100 metres in 11 seconds

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Fastest town player... on 21:37 - Dec 8 with 1330 viewsWestSussexBlue

Dalian.
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Fastest town player... on 21:44 - Dec 8 with 1319 viewsArgyle_blue

Darren Bent at his peak was rapid. Mick Stockwell was deceptively quick. I’d say dos santos too but not sure we can really claim him as ours.
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Fastest town player... on 22:13 - Dec 8 with 1286 viewsPhilTWTD

Fastest town player... on 11:01 - Dec 8 by PJH

Joe Broadfoot in the 1960's was quick, it seemed that sometimes he had to slow down to wait for the ball to catch up with him


And not just when he was driving his taxi!
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Fastest town player... on 22:18 - Dec 8 with 1275 viewsPhilTWTD

Finidi was believed to be the fastest player in the world when he was at Ajax. Had slowed down a bit by the time he got to us, though.
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Fastest town player... on 22:50 - Dec 8 with 1222 viewsFrimleyBlue

Fastest town player... on 22:18 - Dec 8 by PhilTWTD

Finidi was believed to be the fastest player in the world when he was at Ajax. Had slowed down a bit by the time he got to us, though.


Still showed a bit of that pace in that goal v Sunderland tho :)

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Fastest town player... on 07:21 - Dec 9 with 1122 viewsBattersea_Blue

Fastest town player... on 15:49 - Dec 8 by oldburian

Kevin Beattie, finished second in a challenge for the fastest at the time holding his shorts up!


This is true, I've been told the full story by Charlie Woods, who drove Kevin to a one-off 100 yard race against Malcolm McDonald as they were both touted as the quickest player in the league.

In true Beattie fashion he'd forgotten to put his jockstrap on. He was ahead after 50 yards but his meat and 2 veg started appearing so he held his shorts up and therefore lost momentum and lost the race.
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Fastest town player... on 07:51 - Dec 9 with 1107 viewsgazzer1999

Fastest town player... on 13:23 - Dec 8 by RIPbobby

Paul Cooper?


He was 100% the fastest sprinter back in the day.
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Fastest town player... on 07:51 - Dec 9 with 1107 viewsCityBlue

Kayden Jackson...

I T I D

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Fastest town player... on 14:18 - Dec 9 with 1023 viewshoppy

I misread the subject title as ‘Fattest Town player…’ which I guess is a completely different thread?

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Fastest town player... on 14:20 - Dec 9 with 1020 viewshype313

Fastest town player... on 22:18 - Dec 8 by PhilTWTD

Finidi was believed to be the fastest player in the world when he was at Ajax. Had slowed down a bit by the time he got to us, though.


To be fair, he was in his mid sixties by then.

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Fastest town player... on 15:10 - Dec 9 with 992 viewshoppy

Fastest town player... on 14:20 - Dec 9 by hype313

To be fair, he was in his mid sixties by then.


When he was at Ajax? Any idea how old he was by the time he came to us?

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Fastest town player... on 15:11 - Dec 9 with 989 viewshype313

Fastest town player... on 15:10 - Dec 9 by hoppy

When he was at Ajax? Any idea how old he was by the time he came to us?


A week off getting a birthday card from her Maj.

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Fastest town player... on 15:11 - Dec 9 with 987 viewsFrimleyBlue

Fastest town player... on 15:10 - Dec 9 by hoppy

When he was at Ajax? Any idea how old he was by the time he came to us?


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