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Camilla 12:19 - May 6 with 6002 viewsVic

Sorry, but not my queen.

Poll: Will you be watching the 3rd/4th place play off game?

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I expect she's gutted about that. (n/t) on 12:25 - May 6 with 4004 viewsBloots


"....get on, get on, get on, my groovy train” - Peter Joseph Hooton (Aug 1990)

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Camilla on 12:26 - May 6 with 3992 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Don't think you get a say in it, fella.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
Blog: Between The Lines 2, The Irreverent PREM Poetry Of ITFC - Match 5 - “The Fat Of The Land”

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Camilla on 12:26 - May 6 with 3991 viewsfarkenhell

My daughter thought the commentator just called her "Camilla Vagina". I did wonder for a moment whether junior was being ironic, but she doesn't really do irony.
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Camilla on 12:27 - May 6 with 3982 viewsFromReuserWithLove

whos boots you wanna lick instead fella?
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Camilla on 12:28 - May 6 with 3968 viewsnoggin

Camilla on 12:26 - May 6 by The_Flashing_Smile

Don't think you get a say in it, fella.


That's the problem.

Poll: Prediction for England v Norway

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Camilla on 12:30 - May 6 with 3934 viewsIllinoisblue

Camilla on 12:28 - May 6 by noggin

That's the problem.


Royals selected by red button voting?

62 - 78 - 81
Poll: What sport is the most corrupt?

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Camilla on 12:34 - May 6 with 3897 viewsRyorry

They both looked knackered and in need of a cup of tea.

They’d probably rather be outside galloping over fields or something.

Poll: Do you find minor cuts & grazes heal better

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Camilla on 12:36 - May 6 with 3858 viewsfarkenhell

Camilla on 12:34 - May 6 by Ryorry

They both looked knackered and in need of a cup of tea.

They’d probably rather be outside galloping over fields or something.


Have to say, this is worse than watching Norwich!
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Camilla on 12:38 - May 6 with 3840 viewsJ2BLUE

Camilla on 12:36 - May 6 by farkenhell

Have to say, this is worse than watching Norwich!


Looks quite similar to me. Lots of weirdos dressing up in odd clothes and pretending anyone cares.
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Camilla on 12:41 - May 6 with 3802 viewsbrazil1982

Tough.
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Camilla on 12:41 - May 6 with 3796 viewsnoggin

Camilla on 12:38 - May 6 by J2BLUE

Looks quite similar to me. Lots of weirdos dressing up in odd clothes and pretending anyone cares.


Inbreeding seems to be a link.

Poll: Prediction for England v Norway

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Camilla on 12:45 - May 6 with 3756 viewsNthQldITFC

Camilla on 12:38 - May 6 by J2BLUE

Looks quite similar to me. Lots of weirdos dressing up in odd clothes and pretending anyone cares.


Don't be so silly - look at all the precious metal on display.

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
Poll: How would you feel about a UK Identity Card?

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Camilla on 12:48 - May 6 with 3741 viewsMattinLondon

Camilla on 12:34 - May 6 by Ryorry

They both looked knackered and in need of a cup of tea.

They’d probably rather be outside galloping over fields or something.


Preferably whilst killing foxes.
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Camilla on 12:49 - May 6 with 3738 viewsfarkenhell

Camilla on 12:41 - May 6 by noggin

Inbreeding seems to be a link.


...and a busted flush in charge.
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Camilla on 12:52 - May 6 with 3726 viewsRyorry

Camilla on 12:38 - May 6 by J2BLUE

Looks quite similar to me. Lots of weirdos dressing up in odd clothes and pretending anyone cares.


Good job they’d had a plumber in to fix any leaking pipes, or we might have seen Charles in a wet white shirt.

Poll: Do you find minor cuts & grazes heal better

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Camilla on 12:56 - May 6 with 3682 viewsDJR

Camilla on 12:52 - May 6 by Ryorry

Good job they’d had a plumber in to fix any leaking pipes, or we might have seen Charles in a wet white shirt.


I did wonder how some of the guests, many of whom are elderly and have been there for several hours, would manage without somewhere for a toilet break. Perhaps there are a few portaloos in Westminister Abbey just out of view of the cameras. Or maybe those of a certain class just have stronger bladders than the mere mortals at Portman Road who dash off the gents during a match.
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Camilla on 14:43 - May 6 with 3475 viewsSwansea_Blue

Camilla on 12:30 - May 6 by Illinoisblue

Royals selected by red button voting?


I’d have a lottery. All NI numbers entered into a draw. Winner gets to be king/queen for a time. A month maybe? It’d be no more daft than the current arrangement.

Poll: Escaped Goat of the day. Who’s it going to be?

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Camilla on 14:57 - May 6 with 3394 viewsPlums

Camilla on 14:43 - May 6 by Swansea_Blue

I’d have a lottery. All NI numbers entered into a draw. Winner gets to be king/queen for a time. A month maybe? It’d be no more daft than the current arrangement.


Would you get a massive payoff in the same way a PM who survives for little over a month does?

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
Poll: Which recent triallist should we have signed?

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Camilla on 15:18 - May 6 with 3335 viewsronnyd

Phil was Duke of Ed before and after Liz became queen, so why can't she (Cam) have stayed Duchess of Truro or whatever? Just to add i get the Phil/Liz thing.
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Camilla on 16:39 - May 6 with 3225 viewsSwansea_Blue

I’m sure I just heard a clip on the radio of some fella declaring Camilla Queen and saying he hopes she be filled with his ample majesty. Blimey, I didn’t realise it was like a honeymoon. Dirty old goats!

A nice nod to Norfolk traditions there as well when the King got to kiss his own son.

We do pomp and ceremony very well but foreigners must think we’re bonkers.

Anyhow, taking a lead from ardent royalists, it seems it’s only right to say with sincerity GSTK&Q and all the royal family (except Meghan because she’s a wrong-un).

Poll: Escaped Goat of the day. Who’s it going to be?

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Camilla on 16:42 - May 6 with 3216 viewsSwansea_Blue

Camilla on 14:57 - May 6 by Plums

Would you get a massive payoff in the same way a PM who survives for little over a month does?


Nah, too expensive. You’d just be allowed to go on one royal tour and that’s your lot.

Poll: Escaped Goat of the day. Who’s it going to be?

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Camilla on 16:52 - May 6 with 3169 viewsJ2BLUE

Camilla on 16:39 - May 6 by Swansea_Blue

I’m sure I just heard a clip on the radio of some fella declaring Camilla Queen and saying he hopes she be filled with his ample majesty. Blimey, I didn’t realise it was like a honeymoon. Dirty old goats!

A nice nod to Norfolk traditions there as well when the King got to kiss his own son.

We do pomp and ceremony very well but foreigners must think we’re bonkers.

Anyhow, taking a lead from ardent royalists, it seems it’s only right to say with sincerity GSTK&Q and all the royal family (except Meghan because she’s a wrong-un).


Do we want to do pomp well?

It always baffles me to be honest that anyone can watch it and not think wtf is this?

It's car crash viewing. Can't look away because it's just so out of place in 2023.
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Camilla on 17:02 - May 6 with 3102 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Camilla on 16:52 - May 6 by J2BLUE

Do we want to do pomp well?

It always baffles me to be honest that anyone can watch it and not think wtf is this?

It's car crash viewing. Can't look away because it's just so out of place in 2023.


Seeing little Prince Louis looking out of the window of his carriage, he seemed to have a 'wtf is this?' look on his face.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
Blog: Between The Lines 2, The Irreverent PREM Poetry Of ITFC - Match 5 - “The Fat Of The Land”

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Camilla on 17:13 - May 6 with 3006 viewsMattinLondon

Camilla on 16:52 - May 6 by J2BLUE

Do we want to do pomp well?

It always baffles me to be honest that anyone can watch it and not think wtf is this?

It's car crash viewing. Can't look away because it's just so out of place in 2023.


Apparently we’re lucky to have them and we’re the envy of the world for having the monarchy….it’s just that they wouldn’t have them for their own.
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Camilla on 17:13 - May 6 with 3005 viewsDJR

Camilla on 12:56 - May 6 by DJR

I did wonder how some of the guests, many of whom are elderly and have been there for several hours, would manage without somewhere for a toilet break. Perhaps there are a few portaloos in Westminister Abbey just out of view of the cameras. Or maybe those of a certain class just have stronger bladders than the mere mortals at Portman Road who dash off the gents during a match.
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Great minds think alike!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk

A couple of great passages from the article.

"Truss with the widest smile. She can’t believe her luck. Just 49 days in which she wrecked the country and she’s guaranteed a spot on every guestlist for life. Living the dream."

"Near the end, Prince Andrew and Harry. Andy was allowed a cape from the dressing-up box, Harry was in civvies. The message was clear: you can be accused of being a sexual predator. But don’t dare marry a black woman and spill the beans in your autobiography. Huw could barely bring himself to mention either of them."
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