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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? 15:02 - Jul 28 with 9411 views

They're terrible - not only un-lifelike & unflattering, but also look like the heads were photoshopped onto the bodies!

Looks like s/he also really, really upset Martyn Pert ...

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 15:08 - Jul 28 with 5188 views

J2BLUE

haha it's like that badly drawn footballers site shouldn't have bothered.

A couple of those look like they have had a giraffe filter activated on their pictures.

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 15:12 - Jul 28 with 5154 views

Swansea_Blue

Super weird. They look like characters from Elder Scrolls

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 15:50 - Jul 28 with 5037 views

Tractorgirlforever

Had to laugh at this!.. only chaplin looks somewhere near "normal"!... what does dom ball look like!!!!

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 16:31 - Jul 28 with 4969 views

Ryorry

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 15:50 - Jul 28 by Tractorgirlforever
Had to laugh at this!.. only chaplin looks somewhere near "normal"!... what does dom ball look like!!!!

Skin tones don't even match do they, looks like maybe old photos taken at the end of last summer's heatwave tagged on to this year's bodies wearing the new shirt!


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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 16:34 - Jul 28 with 4935 views

Vic

They look like those Efit drawing the police produce

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 16:41 - Jul 28 with 4891 views

Garv

Does anyone else get the following on the new site?

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 17:31 - Jul 28 with 4825 views

BudapestByBlimp

Nick Hayes look like he's being interrogated by the Stasi.

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 17:38 - Jul 28 with 4787 views

SamWhiteUK

They've used the wrong lens I think. The pictures don't look like they have any depth.

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 18:41 - Jul 28 with 4706 views

Sharkey

Amongst other errors, putting that shirt in front of a white background is not a good idea.

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 18:57 - Jul 28 with 4632 views

FrimleyBlue

The ears are amazing.

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 19:11 - Jul 28 with 4599 views

GlasgowBlue

And the Hirst photo looks completely out of place with the rest of the players, having been taken a few days later with different lighting.

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 19:16 - Jul 28 with 4573 views

Powrigan

Pert’s grimace scared me!!!

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:02 - Jul 28 with 4493 views

Jeff_winger

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 18:57 - Jul 28 by FrimleyBlue
The ears are amazing.

I can't stop laughing, why are the ears so comical in these photos.
Janoi looks like he's wearing comedy ears

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:10 - Jul 28 with 4467 views

LeoMuff

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:02 - Jul 28 by Jeff_winger
I can't stop laughing, why are the ears so comical in these photos. Janoi looks like he's wearing comedy ears

Harness is the worst, but they are all terrible, as others have said wtf is going on with the ear thing ? They have used some ear magnification filter ?

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:02 - Jul 28 by Jeff_winger
I can't stop laughing, why are the ears so comical in these photos. Janoi looks like he's wearing comedy ears

These are magnificent. Harness looks like a proper baldy at first glance. Someone has cut out George Hirst's head with a pair of those safety scissors they let 4 year olds use.

Bloody hell, Martyn Pert is furious.

[Post edited 28 Jul 2023 20:12]

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:22 - Jul 28 with 4422 views

Swansea_Blue

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 18:57 - Jul 28 by FrimleyBlue
The ears are amazing.

Weight saving and streamlining innit. They can run 0.0031 m/s quicker this way and we always hear* how fine margins matter.

*unlike the players anymore

Edit. Ignore me. I read that as their ears are missing

[Post edited 28 Jul 2023 20:23]

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:26 - Jul 28 with 4396 views

Swansea_Blue

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:11 - Jul 28 by Dubtractor
These are magnificent. Harness looks like a proper baldy at first glance. Someone has cut out George Hirst's head with a pair of those safety scissors they let 4 year olds use. Bloody hell, Martyn Pert is furious. [Post edited 28 Jul 2023 20:12]

Also, while most are sporting their holiday tans, Hirst looks like he spent summer in a cave

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:42 - Jul 28 with 4366 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Omari Hutchinson's right ear!!

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 21:54 - Jul 28 with 4263 views

pointofblue

When we lose this season, I'll have to look at these photos and they'll cheer me up no end.

I just hope future signings don't judge the club on mugshots...

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 23:13 - Jul 28 with 4153 views

Ryorry

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 19:11 - Jul 28 by GlasgowBlue
And the Hirst photo looks completely out of place with the rest of the players, having been taken a few days later with different lighting.

Edited as hadn't really thought the deleted comments through, but whatever the reason for these poor-quality photos, it seems out of keeping with Gamechangers' welcome professionalism in all other areas since they took over the Club, and therefore all the more disappointing.

Even KM looks unhappier than I've ever seen him before. I wonder if the players have said anything? I bet Martyn Pert has!

[Post edited 29 Jul 2023 1:06]


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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 01:15 - Jul 29 with 4038 views

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:11 - Jul 28 by Dubtractor
These are magnificent. Harness looks like a proper baldy at first glance. Someone has cut out George Hirst's head with a pair of those safety scissors they let 4 year olds use. Bloody hell, Martyn Pert is furious. [Post edited 28 Jul 2023 20:12]

"Someone has cut out George Hirst's head with a pair of those safety scissors they let 4 year olds use."

That made me lol.

Weird isn't it - all ther heads seem to be unnaturally tilted back, as though Roy Keane were yelling at them from close range to stand up straight. I wouldn't have recognised Wes Burns from that photo.


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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 02:10 - Jul 29 with 4010 views

WonTheCupin78

Took a look. Very strange indeed.

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 02:11 - Jul 29 with 4009 views

bournemouthblue

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 19:11 - Jul 28 by GlasgowBlue
And the Hirst photo looks completely out of place with the rest of the players, having been taken a few days later with different lighting.

He also has too big a shirt on

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bournemouthblue

I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 20:42 - Jul 28 by BanksterDebtSlave
Omari Hutchinson's right ear!!

Looks like he was cut out quickly

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I wonder who took the official photos of our players on the Club website? on 02:12 - Jul 29 with 4005 views

WonTheCupin78

George Hirst= easily the best photo. Looks very natural.

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