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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday 23:07 - Aug 16 with 6946 viewsMaySixth

horrific Norwich challenge apparently

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 00:04 - Aug 17 with 5438 viewsLord_Lucan

The Pride thing seems to be going on forever this year, especially in the capital.
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:03 - Aug 17 with 5336 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 00:04 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

The Pride thing seems to be going on forever this year, especially in the capital.
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It will be interesting to see which QPR legends are in the crowd.

Will Les be in?

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:08 - Aug 17 with 5316 viewsLord_Lucan

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:03 - Aug 17 by ArnoldMoorhen

It will be interesting to see which QPR legends are in the crowd.

Will Les be in?



I loved Les but he vandalised Peter Perves's garden area.
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:15 - Aug 17 with 5310 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:08 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

I loved Les but he vandalised Peter Perves's garden area.
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Did you get my follow up pun to yours?

On the subject of the Blue Peter Garden urban legend, doesn't the story add that Les was accompanied by Dennis Wise?
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:27 - Aug 17 with 5297 viewsLord_Lucan

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:15 - Aug 17 by ArnoldMoorhen

Did you get my follow up pun to yours?

On the subject of the Blue Peter Garden urban legend, doesn't the story add that Les was accompanied by Dennis Wise?


Yes of course I got your follow up pun, I went to a grammar school dear boy.

Not sure about Wise, in fact I think Sir Les might have been a Chinese Whisper gone mad.

While on the subject of Blue Peter though, you have to admire John Noakes scaling Nelsons Column on a ladder in his day to day shoes. Apparently he did this twice as the camera failed on the first take.





In my opinion John Noakes demonstrates the difference between good old fashioned folk and lazy bastards and communists.
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 06:19 - Aug 17 with 4910 viewsNthQldITFC

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 00:04 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

The Pride thing seems to be going on forever this year, especially in the capital.
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That's the Upper Class branch is it not? Does one pronounce it "Linn-dun" or "Line-dun", would one say?

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:28 - Aug 17 with 4248 viewsGeoffSentence

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:15 - Aug 17 by ArnoldMoorhen

Did you get my follow up pun to yours?

On the subject of the Blue Peter Garden urban legend, doesn't the story add that Les was accompanied by Dennis Wise?


How did little old Dennis get over that wall?

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:32 - Aug 17 with 4203 viewsGeoffSentence

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:27 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

Yes of course I got your follow up pun, I went to a grammar school dear boy.

Not sure about Wise, in fact I think Sir Les might have been a Chinese Whisper gone mad.

While on the subject of Blue Peter though, you have to admire John Noakes scaling Nelsons Column on a ladder in his day to day shoes. Apparently he did this twice as the camera failed on the first take.





In my opinion John Noakes demonstrates the difference between good old fashioned folk and lazy bastards and communists.
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Feck me, watching that made my balls shrink to the size of raisins. He did that without any safety equipment. Where was his hard hat? Nice of them to rope him up once he'd done the hard bit though.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:42 - Aug 17 with 4145 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:03 - Aug 17 by ArnoldMoorhen

It will be interesting to see which QPR legends are in the crowd.

Will Les be in?



Christ, are you two really having a laugh about the words "dyke" and "les"? Are you 12 and in a parallel universe where it's still the 1970s?

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:56 - Aug 17 with 4020 viewsDarth_Koont

Part of me is a little disappointed as would be interesting to see how Woolfenden and Burgess deal with Dykes.

But he’s been so good for Scotland and the shape of that particular team his absence should give us a big lift.

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:27 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

Yes of course I got your follow up pun, I went to a grammar school dear boy.

Not sure about Wise, in fact I think Sir Les might have been a Chinese Whisper gone mad.

While on the subject of Blue Peter though, you have to admire John Noakes scaling Nelsons Column on a ladder in his day to day shoes. Apparently he did this twice as the camera failed on the first take.





In my opinion John Noakes demonstrates the difference between good old fashioned folk and lazy bastards and communists.
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"... the difference between good old fashioned folk and lazy bastards and communists"

That's rather uninclusive Lucers old bean. Why can't commies and lazy bastards also be old fashioned?

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 09:15 - Aug 17 with 3827 viewsSheffordBlue

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:56 - Aug 17 by Darth_Koont

Part of me is a little disappointed as would be interesting to see how Woolfenden and Burgess deal with Dykes.

But he’s been so good for Scotland and the shape of that particular team his absence should give us a big lift.


Ainsworth suggests here it's not as bad as first thought and hopeful for Saturday:


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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 09:16 - Aug 17 with 3817 viewsGuthrum

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:32 - Aug 17 by GeoffSentence

Feck me, watching that made my balls shrink to the size of raisins. He did that without any safety equipment. Where was his hard hat? Nice of them to rope him up once he'd done the hard bit though.


Not sure a hard hat would have been of any great help from that height.

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 09:53 - Aug 17 with 3633 viewsLord_Lucan

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:42 - Aug 17 by The_Flashing_Smile

Christ, are you two really having a laugh about the words "dyke" and "les"? Are you 12 and in a parallel universe where it's still the 1970s?


Yes, I am an infantile tw4t.


I was 12 in the 70's when we won the FA Cup so yes, I wish I was in a parallel universe.

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 09:56 - Aug 17 with 3605 viewsDarth_Koont

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 09:15 - Aug 17 by SheffordBlue

Ainsworth suggests here it's not as bad as first thought and hopeful for Saturday:



Must admit that’s a relief from a Scotland perspective and the September qualifiers.

Hopefully Ainsworth won’t risk him if there’s a niggle now.

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 09:56 - Aug 17 with 3598 viewsTractorBrew

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 09:53 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

Yes, I am an infantile tw4t.


I was 12 in the 70's when we won the FA Cup so yes, I wish I was in a parallel universe.


Or made reference to the Thames Barrier, that's a different kind of Lyndon Dyke sort of? Much more politically correct, maybe factually ambiguous
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:05 - Aug 17 with 3491 viewsStewart27

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:03 - Aug 17 by ArnoldMoorhen

It will be interesting to see which QPR legends are in the crowd.

Will Les be in?



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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:11 - Aug 17 with 3441 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:32 - Aug 17 by GeoffSentence

Feck me, watching that made my balls shrink to the size of raisins. He did that without any safety equipment. Where was his hard hat? Nice of them to rope him up once he'd done the hard bit though.


If you want to feel your balls shrink to the size of grape pips.




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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:13 - Aug 17 with 3426 viewsblueasfook

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:42 - Aug 17 by The_Flashing_Smile

Christ, are you two really having a laugh about the words "dyke" and "les"? Are you 12 and in a parallel universe where it's still the 1970s?


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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:15 - Aug 17 with 3388 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 08:42 - Aug 17 by The_Flashing_Smile

Christ, are you two really having a laugh about the words "dyke" and "les"? Are you 12 and in a parallel universe where it's still the 1970s?


Just wordplay. That's all it is. Like the "Samantha" bits on "I'm sorry I haven't a Clue".

No graphic descriptions, no sneering, no comments about appearances. No punching down. Just wordplay.

Are you saying that all wordplay should be banned?
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:17 - Aug 17 with 3355 viewsGeoffSentence

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:11 - Aug 17 by Cheltenham_Blue

If you want to feel your balls shrink to the size of grape pips.




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He had work boots, safety goggles and a flat cap on. Properly decked out in safety equipment. The softy.

As an aside, how did they get the ladder up there in the first place. The bloke who did that must have been a proper nutjob.

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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:17 - Aug 17 by GeoffSentence

He had work boots, safety goggles and a flat cap on. Properly decked out in safety equipment. The softy.

As an aside, how did they get the ladder up there in the first place. The bloke who did that must have been a proper nutjob.


I give you. Fred Dibnah.




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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:23 - Aug 17 with 3281 viewsKTBlue

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:27 - Aug 17 by Lord_Lucan

Yes of course I got your follow up pun, I went to a grammar school dear boy.

Not sure about Wise, in fact I think Sir Les might have been a Chinese Whisper gone mad.

While on the subject of Blue Peter though, you have to admire John Noakes scaling Nelsons Column on a ladder in his day to day shoes. Apparently he did this twice as the camera failed on the first take.





In my opinion John Noakes demonstrates the difference between good old fashioned folk and lazy bastards and communists.
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Bloody hell, that is mental
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:24 - Aug 17 with 3255 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:17 - Aug 17 by GeoffSentence

He had work boots, safety goggles and a flat cap on. Properly decked out in safety equipment. The softy.

As an aside, how did they get the ladder up there in the first place. The bloke who did that must have been a proper nutjob.


He carried it up, with the second rung over his left shoulder, and the heavy lashing rope coiled over his right.

Leaving him about 60% mobility in his arms to complete the climb.

Liek you say, proper nut job.
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Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 10:25 - Aug 17 with 3250 viewsMaySixth

Lyndon Dykes out for QPR this Saturday on 01:03 - Aug 17 by ArnoldMoorhen

It will be interesting to see which QPR legends are in the crowd.

Will Les be in?



They hate him

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