| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 13:19 - Mar 6 with 5337 views | Illinoisblue |
Just start divorce proceedings now. Get the ball rolling. |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 13:27 - Mar 6 with 5266 views | DJR |
Switch the weekend away to London. |  | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 13:29 - Mar 6 with 5243 views | belgablue |
Last time I checked we were getting promoted automatically so I think your marriage is saved. |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 13:34 - Mar 6 with 5208 views | ITFC_Forever |
We're in Cornwall that weekend, we go that week every year.
But I've always put the caveat in that should we ever get to a PO Final that weekend, I would pop up to London for the day.
More worringly, I've got a funeral down there to go (which I won't miss) provisionally set for Friday 5th April - the day before the Norwich game. If the Norwich game moves to the Friday night (unlikely), I won't be able to go. If it moves to the Saturday lunchtime (fairly likely), I have a big logistical puzzle to solve. [Post edited 6 Mar 2024 14:13]
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 13:35 - Mar 6 with 5202 views | NthQldITFC |
Couldn't the mother-in-law move to Ealing, Harrow or Uxbridge depending upon funds available at short notice? There are some fairly well-sheltered railway arches in Ealing. |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 14:00 - Mar 6 with 5056 views | SitfcB |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 13:34 - Mar 6 by ITFC_Forever |
We're in Cornwall that weekend, we go that week every year.
But I've always put the caveat in that should we ever get to a PO Final that weekend, I would pop up to London for the day.
More worringly, I've got a funeral down there to go (which I won't miss) provisionally set for Friday 5th April - the day before the Norwich game. If the Norwich game moves to the Friday night (unlikely), I won't be able to go. If it moves to the Saturday lunchtime (fairly likely), I have a big logistical puzzle to solve. [Post edited 6 Mar 2024 14:13]
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The Norwich game is the Saturday with a 12:30 KO. |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 14:11 - Mar 6 with 5010 views | bazza |
Sleep With the mother in law.. wife wont care what you do then. |  | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 14:11 - Mar 6 with 5010 views | Buhrer |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 13:29 - Mar 6 by belgablue |
Last time I checked we were getting promoted automatically so I think your marriage is saved. |
I've reassured her that we're going up with Leeds, but with just the small caveat that if we did happen to get to a PO Final; I'm going, and I'm taking custody of the children that day for their own well being and best interests.... perhaps a divorce would be easier...  |  | | |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 15:49 - Mar 6 with 4810 views | blueasfook |
Won't be an issue. Don't worry. Though it might be amusing to watch Leeds beat Norwich |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 16:28 - Mar 6 with 4713 views | ITFC_Forever |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 14:00 - Mar 6 by SitfcB |
The Norwich game is the Saturday with a 12:30 KO. |
FFS.
I knew that was probably the most likely time and date, but didn't know it was confirmed. | |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 16:40 - Mar 6 with 4668 views | Buhrer |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 14:00 - Mar 6 by SitfcB |
The Norwich game is the Saturday with a 12:30 KO. |
I will watch that one on sky no bother, but more pressing is total radio silence from the wife after i told her I wasn't going to miss the game. She's home after 9.  | | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 16:46 - Mar 6 with 4633 views | Merthyrblue |
My partner booked a Mediterranean cruise that week and I agreed to the dates. Where was my brain? |  | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:12 - Mar 6 with 4561 views | itfcolly |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 16:46 - Mar 6 by Merthyrblue |
My partner booked a Mediterranean cruise that week and I agreed to the dates. Where was my brain? |
Where has 12.30 Sat been confirmed? |  | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:16 - Mar 6 with 4547 views | Keno |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 16:46 - Mar 6 by Merthyrblue |
My partner booked a Mediterranean cruise that week and I agreed to the dates. Where was my brain? |
Hold on, I have a plan for you and Burher
You are in Merthyr?
tell you wife you can make the cruise as a lifelong friend needs to to go to his mother-in-laws do that weekend cos he is busy/ill/at deaths door I'm sure you can blag that
Your wife think you are doing a really nice thing as says 'oh my what a wonderful man you are" and lets you off the cruise (and probably treats in you the bedroom cos you are being such an amazing guy)
Hey presto no cruise, obviously you dont know Burhers mum** in law so you just go to the match
Burher tells his wife that a long life dearly loved friend is having 'issues at home' so much so his wife has gone on a cruise without him and he is worried that the friend is so depressed he could done something stupid
Mrs B realises what a nice man her husband is and tells him to go and help his friend
Her presto you are both at the match
** the only minor flaw here is is your wife know Buhrers mother in law [Post edited 6 Mar 2024 17:17]
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:32 - Mar 6 with 4500 views | factual_blue |
If you are so negative as to think we'll need to make it through the Play-Offs then you deserve to be faced with this sort of dilemma.
On a more helpful and sympathetic note, get the PO Final moved to the Millenium Stadium. Phil can let you have some numbers to ring.
Sorted. |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:49 - Mar 6 with 4416 views | factual_blue |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:16 - Mar 6 by Keno |
Hold on, I have a plan for you and Burher
You are in Merthyr?
tell you wife you can make the cruise as a lifelong friend needs to to go to his mother-in-laws do that weekend cos he is busy/ill/at deaths door I'm sure you can blag that
Your wife think you are doing a really nice thing as says 'oh my what a wonderful man you are" and lets you off the cruise (and probably treats in you the bedroom cos you are being such an amazing guy)
Hey presto no cruise, obviously you dont know Burhers mum** in law so you just go to the match
Burher tells his wife that a long life dearly loved friend is having 'issues at home' so much so his wife has gone on a cruise without him and he is worried that the friend is so depressed he could done something stupid
Mrs B realises what a nice man her husband is and tells him to go and help his friend
Her presto you are both at the match
** the only minor flaw here is is your wife know Buhrers mother in law [Post edited 6 Mar 2024 17:17]
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What does he do when Mrs B gently reminds him he doesn't have any friends? | |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:51 - Mar 6 with 4405 views | Merthyrblue |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:16 - Mar 6 by Keno |
Hold on, I have a plan for you and Burher
You are in Merthyr?
tell you wife you can make the cruise as a lifelong friend needs to to go to his mother-in-laws do that weekend cos he is busy/ill/at deaths door I'm sure you can blag that
Your wife think you are doing a really nice thing as says 'oh my what a wonderful man you are" and lets you off the cruise (and probably treats in you the bedroom cos you are being such an amazing guy)
Hey presto no cruise, obviously you dont know Burhers mum** in law so you just go to the match
Burher tells his wife that a long life dearly loved friend is having 'issues at home' so much so his wife has gone on a cruise without him and he is worried that the friend is so depressed he could done something stupid
Mrs B realises what a nice man her husband is and tells him to go and help his friend
Her presto you are both at the match
** the only minor flaw here is is your wife know Buhrers mother in law [Post edited 6 Mar 2024 17:17]
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Thanks for this. I'll go with this plan - fool proof. Of course, we'll get automatic promotion anyway. I put a tenner on at 20-1 before the start of the season. | | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:53 - Mar 6 with 4391 views | Buhrer |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:16 - Mar 6 by Keno |
Hold on, I have a plan for you and Burher
You are in Merthyr?
tell you wife you can make the cruise as a lifelong friend needs to to go to his mother-in-laws do that weekend cos he is busy/ill/at deaths door I'm sure you can blag that
Your wife think you are doing a really nice thing as says 'oh my what a wonderful man you are" and lets you off the cruise (and probably treats in you the bedroom cos you are being such an amazing guy)
Hey presto no cruise, obviously you dont know Burhers mum** in law so you just go to the match
Burher tells his wife that a long life dearly loved friend is having 'issues at home' so much so his wife has gone on a cruise without him and he is worried that the friend is so depressed he could done something stupid
Mrs B realises what a nice man her husband is and tells him to go and help his friend
Her presto you are both at the match
** the only minor flaw here is is your wife know Buhrers mother in law [Post edited 6 Mar 2024 17:17]
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Thanks for this bonkers and incredibly cunning plan Kenners, I'll certainly have to apply some cunning linguistics if I'm going to keep her happy. I'm not sure I'm quite at the stage of creating suicidal friends just yet, probably just going to miss the weekend part and join them for a few days mon-weds, but I will keep this as plan B. | | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:56 - Mar 6 with 4380 views | Buhrer |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:49 - Mar 6 by factual_blue |
What does he do when Mrs B gently reminds him he doesn't have any friends? |
Ahem... in fact I've made up all my imaginary friends so Daffyd my Welsh pal on his death bed that I've known for 30 years but never mentioned to my wife in the last 25 should be a doddle. | | | |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 18:03 - Mar 6 with 4335 views | Coastalblue |
Imagine the problems Leicester fans will have if they make the cup final, finals two days running, at least you don't have that worry.
I think you'll be safe anyway, playoffs are not for us this year. |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 18:34 - Mar 6 with 4258 views | textbackup |
Who have you loved longer, Town, or her? |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 22:22 - Mar 6 with 4066 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
The best reply to that text is "OK, didn't realise the weekend away is being televised but that sounds good."
Alternatively, "obviously we will be there for the weekend away ... apart from the little trip to Wembley and back." |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 22:46 - Mar 6 with 3997 views | Kropotkin123 |
This is why prenuptial agreements exist! |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 23:13 - Mar 6 with 3950 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
So are you a Southampton fan or a Leeds fan? You need to hope you get to the Play Off finals first. |  |
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| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 09:17 - Mar 7 with 3724 views | Merthyrblue |
| The wife has just discovered the playoff final is the same day as on 17:56 - Mar 6 by Buhrer |
Ahem... in fact I've made up all my imaginary friends so Daffyd my Welsh pal on his death bed that I've known for 30 years but never mentioned to my wife in the last 25 should be a doddle. |
Well I do have a bit of a cough | | | |
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