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The Lectern... 17:11 - May 22 with 1371 viewsTangledupin_Blue

...has been placed in Downing Street...

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The Lectern... on 17:13 - May 22 with 1032 viewsJ2BLUE

Well over a decade of utter sh1t and they are calling an election because they have some positive messages for the doorstep...er what? Lowering inflation they caused in the first place? Getting flights to Rwanda off which no one with any sense wants?

Tragic.

Truly impaired.
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The Lectern... on 17:14 - May 22 with 1020 viewswkj

Looking forward to them announcing where McKenna is going

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The Lectern... on 17:14 - May 22 with 1018 viewsOldsmoker

Will he blub like Treezza?

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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The Lectern... on 17:15 - May 22 with 1009 viewsJ2BLUE

The Lectern... on 17:14 - May 22 by Oldsmoker

Will he blub like Treezza?


Fingers crossed

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The Lectern... on 17:16 - May 22 with 980 viewsSwansea_Blue

Lol. He invokes WW2 in his first sentence. Have they got anything else? Talking about the "darkest of days". Yeah, pretty grim days because of the last 14 years of Tory mismanagement you cunit.

Oh, now it's Putin's fault they're sh*t.

Grrr

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The Lectern... on 17:16 - May 22 with 973 viewswkj

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER


TOP LOL

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The Lectern... on 17:17 - May 22 with 971 viewsGavTWTD

And Sunak is being drowned out by D Ream

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The Lectern... on 17:17 - May 22 with 964 viewsgiant_stow

Nice sound track!

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The Lectern... on 17:17 - May 22 with 958 viewsZx1988

He's delusional.

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The Lectern... on 17:18 - May 22 with 935 viewsTresBonne

Should've brought his coat, looks like an actual drowned rat
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The Lectern... on 17:18 - May 22 with 937 viewsSwansea_Blue

PS. Has he got a new lectern? The beeb did a piece back in truss' time on how they've been changing them (frequently) at great expense.


Things Can Only Get Better now

Is this satire?

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The Lectern... on 17:18 - May 22 with 932 viewsKeno

Can I vote for the Lectrrn?
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The Lectern... on 17:18 - May 22 with 932 viewsgiant_stow

The Lectern... on 17:17 - May 22 by GavTWTD

And Sunak is being drowned out by D Ream


while getting soaked. THis is perfect.

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The Lectern... on 17:19 - May 22 with 896 viewsPhilTWTD

Ending in an appropriately chaotic manner. Just needs Lee Nelson to walk up and throw cash and ineffective PPE over him.
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The Lectern... on 17:19 - May 22 with 865 viewsKeno

The Lectern... on 17:18 - May 22 by giant_stow

while getting soaked. THis is perfect.


Having p1ssed on us for the last decade its nice to think they are getting p1ssed on now

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The Lectern... on 17:20 - May 22 with 856 viewsSwansea_Blue

The Lectern... on 17:17 - May 22 by Zx1988

He's delusional.


This speech has been written by someone with absolutely no shame whatsoever.

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The Lectern... on 17:20 - May 22 with 856 viewsCBBlue

The Lectern... on 17:18 - May 22 by TresBonne

Should've brought his coat, looks like an actual drowned rat


A drowned Roland Rat

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The Lectern... on 17:21 - May 22 with 828 viewsTresBonne

The Lectern... on 17:20 - May 22 by CBBlue

A drowned Roland Rat


https://dreamworks.fandom.com/wiki/Roddy_St._James

I've always seen the likeness
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The Lectern... on 17:21 - May 22 with 825 viewswischip

The Lectern... on 17:18 - May 22 by giant_stow

while getting soaked. THis is perfect.


That suits going to need drying out.
"Things can only get wetter..."
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The Lectern... on 17:21 - May 22 with 823 viewsGeomorph

The Lectern... on 17:19 - May 22 by Keno

Having p1ssed on us for the last decade its nice to think they are getting p1ssed on now


good riddance to him and his corrupt bunch of swivel eyed wasters
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The Lectern... on 17:23 - May 22 with 754 viewsZx1988

The Lectern... on 17:20 - May 22 by Swansea_Blue

This speech has been written by someone with absolutely no shame whatsoever.


Unless I've missed something, 'weaponised immigration' is a new one.

Right out of the play-book of the swivel-eyed right-wing lunatics.

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The Lectern... on 17:26 - May 22 with 697 viewsbackwaywhen

The Lectern... on 17:13 - May 22 by J2BLUE

Well over a decade of utter sh1t and they are calling an election because they have some positive messages for the doorstep...er what? Lowering inflation they caused in the first place? Getting flights to Rwanda off which no one with any sense wants?

Tragic.


Worst situation since the 2nd world war for any government to ever deal with …Brexit , world wide pandemic and Russian war in Ukraine, you honestly think any other party would have come through all that smelling of roses …..give ya head a wobble ffs.
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The Lectern... on 17:26 - May 22 with 667 viewsJ2BLUE

The Lectern... on 17:26 - May 22 by backwaywhen

Worst situation since the 2nd world war for any government to ever deal with …Brexit , world wide pandemic and Russian war in Ukraine, you honestly think any other party would have come through all that smelling of roses …..give ya head a wobble ffs.


Wow. Just wow.

Truly impaired.
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The Lectern... on 17:27 - May 22 with 665 viewsZx1988

The Lectern... on 17:26 - May 22 by backwaywhen

Worst situation since the 2nd world war for any government to ever deal with …Brexit , world wide pandemic and Russian war in Ukraine, you honestly think any other party would have come through all that smelling of roses …..give ya head a wobble ffs.


Another party may well have come out of it without all of the criminality, racism, corruption, and corporate manslaughter.
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The Lectern... on 17:30 - May 22 with 594 viewsMattinLondon

The Lectern... on 17:26 - May 22 by backwaywhen

Worst situation since the 2nd world war for any government to ever deal with …Brexit , world wide pandemic and Russian war in Ukraine, you honestly think any other party would have come through all that smelling of roses …..give ya head a wobble ffs.


And yet after WW2 the NHS and welfare state were created. What has this incompetent mob created? Apart from more corruption, a more unequal society, more s**t in our rivers.
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