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Classic children's books re-imagined 10:44 - Sep 23 with 5765 viewsEdwardStone

Lonely, hard done by girl is sent to work in a Kosher deli.... this establishment has a reputation for selling mouldy food

Anne of Green Bagels


Lonely bored child is wandering around the grounds of a run-down stately home....finds an overgrown doorway, goes through and encounters a series of corpses exuding foul liquids


Secrete Garden

Any others?
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:50 - Sep 23 with 3311 viewsexeterblue10

The lying bitch in the wardrobe

Fed up with her constant spreading of malicious gossip, the only solution was to incarcerate her in the walk-in.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:54 - Sep 23 with 3293 viewsKeno

Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:50 - Sep 23 by exeterblue10

The lying bitch in the wardrobe

Fed up with her constant spreading of malicious gossip, the only solution was to incarcerate her in the walk-in.
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Young girl goes for a walk in a run down northern sh1t hole

Alice in Sunderland

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:11 - Sep 23 with 3255 viewsiamatractorboy

Major scandal as Cadbury's Dairy Milk bars are contaminated with class A drugs.

Charlie in the Chocolate Factory.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:12 - Sep 23 with 3249 viewsKeno

Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:54 - Sep 23 by Keno

Young girl goes for a walk in a run down northern sh1t hole

Alice in Sunderland


Two German brothers take a tour around a run down northern sh1t hole and recall all the people who told them how nice it would be to

Grimey Fairy Tales

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:18 - Sep 23 with 3195 viewsPhilTWTD

Classic children's books re-imagined on 10:54 - Sep 23 by Keno

Young girl goes for a walk in a run down northern sh1t hole

Alice in Sunderland




Written by a former Town player.

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:24 - Sep 23 with 3145 viewsKeno

Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:18 - Sep 23 by PhilTWTD



Written by a former Town player.

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lady like to make up names and stories for her favourite sex toy

The Tales of Peter Rabbitt

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:33 - Sep 23 with 3092 viewsMattinLondon

Harry Potter gets the Philosopher stoned

Little delinquent from a southern s**thole abuses his aunt and uncle. As a consequence he gets sent to a young offenders institution run by a bearded psychotic arsehole. There, with no moral guidance from the woefully inadequate teachers he manufactures drugs (under the code name of magic) and gets visiting professors etc stoned.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:06 - Sep 23 with 2995 viewsMiaow

Ohrid Henry

The story of a young boy who lives on the shores of a lake straddling the border between Albania and North Macedonia.

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:10 - Sep 23 with 2983 viewsWeWereZombies

Young child goes to sleep for twenty minutes

Kid napped

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Stig Of The Dump

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:11 - Sep 23 with 2980 viewsMattinLondon

We’re Going on a Bear Hunt

A bloodlust fuelled gang of trophy hunters and their XL bully dog, try to add to their list of kills by hunting a notorious bear. Unbeknownst to them the bear has been genetically altered and has an IQ far above that of a normal bear.

The tables are turned on the hunters who try to escape over harsh terrain but huge rivers, muddy ground and torrential rain hinder their escape.

After being picked off one-by-one the eldest of the gang is ripped apart. The bear leaves with a new found taste for human flesh.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:25 - Sep 23 with 2944 viewsfactual_blue

Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:33 - Sep 23 by MattinLondon

Harry Potter gets the Philosopher stoned

Little delinquent from a southern s**thole abuses his aunt and uncle. As a consequence he gets sent to a young offenders institution run by a bearded psychotic arsehole. There, with no moral guidance from the woefully inadequate teachers he manufactures drugs (under the code name of magic) and gets visiting professors etc stoned.


Harry Potter And The Chamber of Commerce

Harry becomes the owner of a small business, and joins the local chamber of commerce, the Rotary Club and the golf club.

He is then free to indulge in casual racism at one (or more) of those institutions.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:31 - Sep 23 with 2924 viewsMattinLondon

Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:25 - Sep 23 by factual_blue

Harry Potter And The Chamber of Commerce

Harry becomes the owner of a small business, and joins the local chamber of commerce, the Rotary Club and the golf club.

He is then free to indulge in casual racism at one (or more) of those institutions.


It’s not at all casual - muggle this, mudblood that. Blatant, that’s what boarding school encourages.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:46 - Sep 23 with 2887 viewshomer_123

Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:24 - Sep 23 by Keno

lady like to make up names and stories for her favourite sex toy

The Tales of Peter Rabbitt


Harrowing personal account of the sordid and abusive DJ underworld.

Moby-Dicked

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:47 - Sep 23 with 2880 viewsWeWereZombies

Scroglia is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future and becomes bereft that none of them bring news of trophies. She goes to visit Bob Robsit who the local news outlet tell her is poverty stricken and without any comforts only to find a full house and an abundance of talent and happiness.

A Christmas Carrow
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Poll: What was in Wes Burns' imaginary cup of tea ?

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:04 - Sep 23 with 2850 viewsfactual_blue

Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:18 - Sep 23 by PhilTWTD



Written by a former Town player.

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Romeo Zondervan was responsible for a reimagined version of that, which actually features a Town player: Sunderland In Alice.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:09 - Sep 23 with 2821 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Bilbo Baggins attempts to re-assert the property rights of a number of dwarves but is given short shrift by the thieving Smaug ...

The Hoppit

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:14 - Sep 23 with 2792 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

The intimate diary of a fellatio lover with compulsive buying disorder ....

Swallows and Amazons

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:20 - Sep 23 with 2749 viewsDanTheMan

Classic children's books re-imagined on 12:31 - Sep 23 by MattinLondon

It’s not at all casual - muggle this, mudblood that. Blatant, that’s what boarding school encourages.


And that's without getting into the literal slavery that's already in the books that everyone seems weirdly cool with.

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:25 - Sep 23 with 2729 viewsDeano69

Classic children's books re-imagined on 11:11 - Sep 23 by iamatractorboy

Major scandal as Cadbury's Dairy Milk bars are contaminated with class A drugs.

Charlie in the Chocolate Factory.


I had an alternative, probably not for here

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:30 - Sep 23 with 2718 viewsRyorry

ITFC is bought by an American outfit who appoint a genius CEO + unknown young manager with a brain the size of a mainframe computer that masterminds every game, resulting in the club rocketing up the tables and achieving back to back promotions, despite the evil machinations of SueElla de Wednesdayville and Lufcella de Leedsville.

101 formations .

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 14:38 - Sep 23 with 2587 viewsSwansea_Blue

An outbreak of salmonella strikes the honey supplies of Hundred Acre Wood...

Winnie-the Poo

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Classic children's books re-imagined on 15:00 - Sep 23 with 2545 viewssoupytwist

A former England and Norwich City goalkeeper embarks on a very limited dietary plan that only involves cured meats and unborn chickens.

Rob Green, Eggs and Ham.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:20 - Sep 23 with 2479 viewsfactual_blue

Winnie the Pooh author moves to norfolk, and celebrates this with a new collection of poems

Now We Are Six-fingered.

Ta neige, Acadie, fait des larmes au soleil
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:30 - Sep 23 with 2431 viewsMattinLondon

Classic children's books re-imagined on 13:20 - Sep 23 by DanTheMan

And that's without getting into the literal slavery that's already in the books that everyone seems weirdly cool with.


Those wizards are just scum.
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Classic children's books re-imagined on 16:38 - Sep 23 with 2393 viewsDJR

Five Get Into Trouble

Julian introduces the others to crack cocaine.

Five Are Together Again

After going on the run to different places, the Famous Five are captured and spend the night in a police cell.
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