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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) 23:59 - Jan 8 with 5100 viewsnorfsufblue

He's just a guy
that plays out wide on the wing
And he makes the North Stand sing
He plays out wide on the wing
He makes the Town fans sing🎵


We got to make this thing work somehow and be original
[Post edited 15 Jan 22:44]
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 06:31 - Jan 9 with 4521 viewsJeff_winger

Phiogene will score another
He's just a guy who scores another one
But the kid is just so fun
He'll score another one
The kid is just so fun
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:16 - Jan 9 with 4338 viewsHelp

Philogene is a player
He's 22(23 after 8th Feb) and he says Town are the one
No longer Villas son
he says Town are the one
No longer Villas son

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:21 - Jan 9 with 4315 viewsAYACCA

These posts are so BAD, you guys are OFF THE WALL
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:24 - Jan 9 with 4290 viewsHelp

🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:21 - Jan 9 by AYACCA

These posts are so BAD, you guys are OFF THE WALL


I thought they were a thriller

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:34 - Jan 9 with 4270 viewsSaleAway

Philogene he plays for Ipswich
He's on the wing and the ball is under control ( oh babe)
And now he's going to score a goal...

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 09:06 - Jan 9 with 4161 viewsBlueDouglas

Surely Yellow Submarine rhyming with Philogene is an open goal?

'Walton hoof it up to Philogene, up to Philogene, up to Philogene'
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 09:14 - Jan 9 with 4117 viewsExiled2Surrey

🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 09:06 - Jan 9 by BlueDouglas

Surely Yellow Submarine rhyming with Philogene is an open goal?

'Walton hoof it up to Philogene, up to Philogene, up to Philogene'


Brilliant! definitely original...
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 09:23 - Jan 9 with 4078 viewsBseaBlue

🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:21 - Jan 9 by AYACCA

These posts are so BAD, you guys are OFF THE WALL


Beat it!
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 09:25 - Jan 9 with 4051 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Philogene is not our lover
He's just a guy, who runs down the wing for the Town
And your left-back's shorts turn brown

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 02:33 - Jan 10 with 3799 viewsquad

🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 09:06 - Jan 9 by BlueDouglas

Surely Yellow Submarine rhyming with Philogene is an open goal?

'Walton hoof it up to Philogene, up to Philogene, up to Philogene'


Like it. Jaden Philogene fits better than just Philogene I think.

"Walton hoofs it up to Jaden Philogene, to Jaden Philogene, to Jaden Philogene..."
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 02:56 - Jan 10 with 3773 viewsKropotkin123

Cheer on Philogene,
Oh what can it mean,
To the North Stand faithful,
And the Orwellian Sardines*

*We'd need to improve our scouting network and sign a few Brazilian sardines to be factual.

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 07:16 - Jan 10 with 3588 viewsbazza

🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 02:56 - Jan 10 by Kropotkin123

Cheer on Philogene,
Oh what can it mean,
To the North Stand faithful,
And the Orwellian Sardines*

*We'd need to improve our scouting network and sign a few Brazilian sardines to be factual.


Cheer up philogene
Delaps our goal machine
Whip down the wing, cross it in
He’ll stick it in
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 07:31 - Jan 10 with 3551 viewsRalphinho

Personally I prefer this classic:

Philogene is magic, he wears a magic hat,
He used to play for Villa, but then he said f••• that,
He passes with his left foot, he passes with his right,
And now we are in the premier league, we'll sing this song all night.

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:02 - Jan 10 with 3474 viewsCharlie_pl_baxter

How about this if we play Villa, Hull or Everton

Philogene is not your winger
He's just a guy who thinks that Town is the one
The kid will run and run

Slight edit
[Post edited 10 Jan 8:08]

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:40 - Jan 10 with 3387 viewsRamRob

When we bought Philogene
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for Ipswich Town fans
And on premier league nights
We'd watch our boys fight
They are a very good Team
And now we've got Philogene

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:48 - Jan 10 with 3360 viewsnorfsufblue

I'm pretty pleased with my own first attempt tbf .... but I've got a real stretch of a famous chant..
Here goes 🤔

Woah woah woah he's Magic
You Know
Jayden Philogene(oh)!

I know I know🤦‍♂️
[Post edited 10 Jan 9:19]
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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 08:55 - Jan 10 with 3297 viewsblueasfook

I imagine it'll be more like...

"Come orrrn Philogene, get the blooming ball. He bloody rubbish he is. Caaaant believe we paid all the bloomin money for 'im"

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🎼Philogene is not our keeper! on 22:42 - Jan 15 with 2597 viewsnorfsufblue

Still like my effort but perhaps Sweeper not Keeper
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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:08 - Jan 15 with 2375 viewsfishbait1985

Philogene plays for Ipswich
He’s just a guy
Who says that Town are the one
And he hates the inbred scum
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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:30 - Jan 15 with 2270 viewsgrow_our_own

Philogene, Ipswich wonder,
He's just a guy who you will never outrun,
And the kid he scores for fun
[Post edited 15 Jan 23:33]
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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:35 - Jan 15 with 2233 viewsitfcolly

🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:08 - Jan 15 by fishbait1985

Philogene plays for Ipswich
He’s just a guy
Who says that Town are the one
And he hates the inbred scum


Philogene is like no other
he's just a boy who claims that town are the one
and the kid he hates the scum
he say's town are the one
philogene's just having fun!
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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:40 - Jan 15 with 2205 viewsrickw

🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:35 - Jan 15 by itfcolly

Philogene is like no other
he's just a boy who claims that town are the one
and the kid he hates the scum
he say's town are the one
philogene's just having fun!


Best one yet, but still not right
I'm sure there's a song to Billie Jean in there somewhere....

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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:53 - Jan 15 with 2160 viewsitfcolly

🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 23:40 - Jan 15 by rickw

Best one yet, but still not right
I'm sure there's a song to Billie Jean in there somewhere....


He was built a football machine with a tractor sheen
I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean, is he the one?
Who will dance round the pitch for the town?"
He said I am the one
Who will dance round the pitch for the town
He told me his name was Philogene as he caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of bein' the one
as he danced round the pitch for the town

People always told me, "Be careful of what you do
Don't go around breaking your blue heart" (hee-hee)
And mother always told me, "Be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do (oh-oh)
but Philogene i love you

Philogene is like no other
he's just a boy who claims that town are the one
and he really hates the scum
he say's town are the one
and the kid is our new son


Thank you and goodnight.
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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 07:11 - Jan 16 with 1899 viewsbluelou

Seen lots of versions that don’t quite scan but it if we’re doing it surely it’s this.

🎶Philogene is now our player,
Kieran McKenna said that you were the one.
But your agent’s still a c**t

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🎼Philogene is not our Sweeper! ( edit) on 07:24 - Jan 16 with 1833 viewsBlueBoots

Feels like we've been working on this deal for forty days and forty nights, so deserves a long version...

Jaden's here to tell you, "Be careful of what you do
I'm here to break full-backs' hearts" (hee-hee)
And Jaden's going to tell you, "Be careful what you do
Cos' just like Wesley Burns (oh-oh)
I'll tear you all apart (oh-oh), hey-ey

Philogene is now our player
It took a while, but now we've got the deal done (oh, baby)
He's here scoring goals for fun (Hoo!)

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