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TWTD Fines List 08:02 - Aug 21 with 3732 viewsKeno

inspired by the 'Boro Fines thread what should any TWTD fines be for?

Posting a link from WOTB
Annoying Uncle Phil
Spilling Mistokes
Liking the Smiths

what else you got?

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TWTD Fines List on 10:10 - Aug 21 with 1031 viewsbaxterbasics

TWTD Fines List on 09:28 - Aug 21 by J2BLUE

Only applies to a few of them but...

Ignoring an urgent call to arms from the what's app group £50

I want to post a load more but it would get me in trouble


wait.... there's a WhatsApp group?!?!?

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TWTD Fines List on 10:19 - Aug 21 with 980 viewsJ2BLUE

TWTD Fines List on 10:10 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics

wait.... there's a WhatsApp group?!?!?




*reads from piece of paper*

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never even heard of whats app and believe all of my TWTD colleagues are above such activities.

Truly impaired.
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TWTD Fines List on 10:30 - Aug 21 with 957 viewsMattinLondon

Replying to a posters thread about liking a band by telling them that they don’t like them - for example when oasis reformed.

The following words or phrases should incur fines as well.

Tinpot.
Soulless bowls
Proper - as in ‘they are a proper club’ or ‘when football was proper football’.
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TWTD Fines List on 10:49 - Aug 21 with 925 viewsbaxterbasics

TWTD Fines List on 10:30 - Aug 21 by MattinLondon

Replying to a posters thread about liking a band by telling them that they don’t like them - for example when oasis reformed.

The following words or phrases should incur fines as well.

Tinpot.
Soulless bowls
Proper - as in ‘they are a proper club’ or ‘when football was proper football’.


I'm also getting tired of 'games gone'

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TWTD Fines List on 10:55 - Aug 21 with 913 viewsKeno

TWTD Fines List on 10:49 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics

I'm also getting tired of 'games gone'


This threads gone now, nuff said, end of!!

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TWTD Fines List on 11:20 - Aug 21 with 858 viewsJ2BLUE

TWTD Fines List on 10:49 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics

I'm also getting tired of 'games gone'


Yea that's just woke nonsense

Truly impaired.
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TWTD Fines List on 11:41 - Aug 21 with 839 viewsblueasfook

TWTD Fines List on 10:19 - Aug 21 by J2BLUE



*reads from piece of paper*

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never even heard of whats app and believe all of my TWTD colleagues are above such activities.


I imagine one of them will be along shortly to deliver the official agreed WhatsApp response.

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TWTD Fines List on 12:01 - Aug 21 with 806 viewspositivity

"them"
"happy clappers"
taking first-time posters with "itk intel" at face value
throwing toys out of the pram after a cup loss by our reserves

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TWTD Fines List on 12:18 - Aug 21 with 770 viewsMJallday

Farting

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TWTD Fines List on 12:22 - Aug 21 with 758 viewsBenters

TWTD Fines List on 09:28 - Aug 21 by positivity

"This."


This.

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TWTD Fines List on 12:22 - Aug 21 with 752 viewspositivity

TWTD Fines List on 12:22 - Aug 21 by Benters

This.


£50!
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TWTD Fines List on 12:30 - Aug 21 with 733 viewsBloomBlue

Fish puns

Posters trying to bring up an old story by twisting the narrative. ie Hackney told us to f**k off, just accept it, but then posters start new stories along the lines 'Hackney hasn't joined another club yet, do you think he'll join us now?'. No he wont he told us to F off.

Posters who post from the guardian as their only news source.

Those who ignore the facts, the ones who moan we were wrong to sell Morsy until we had his replacement, ignoring the fact we had already signed his replacement

Posters who prefer to sing rather than sign.

Posters who bring humour to the forum. It's disgusting don't they realise this is a football forum its a matter of life and death. If we don't sign another CF my life will be destroyed.
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TWTD Fines List on 12:32 - Aug 21 with 722 viewsNedPlimpton

TWTD Fines List on 12:30 - Aug 21 by BloomBlue

Fish puns

Posters trying to bring up an old story by twisting the narrative. ie Hackney told us to f**k off, just accept it, but then posters start new stories along the lines 'Hackney hasn't joined another club yet, do you think he'll join us now?'. No he wont he told us to F off.

Posters who post from the guardian as their only news source.

Those who ignore the facts, the ones who moan we were wrong to sell Morsy until we had his replacement, ignoring the fact we had already signed his replacement

Posters who prefer to sing rather than sign.

Posters who bring humour to the forum. It's disgusting don't they realise this is a football forum its a matter of life and death. If we don't sign another CF my life will be destroyed.


Agree. There's a time and a plaice for fish puns
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TWTD Fines List on 12:34 - Aug 21 with 719 viewsSwansea_Blue

So, I reckon we should fine posters who start sentences with the word ‘so’.

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TWTD Fines List on 13:36 - Aug 21 with 673 viewsIndependentlyBlue

TWTD Fines List on 12:34 - Aug 21 by Swansea_Blue

So, I reckon we should fine posters who start sentences with the word ‘so’.


Like, yeh, like I like agree

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

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TWTD Fines List on 13:38 - Aug 21 with 671 viewsbaxterbasics

Any time anyone changes their username! Fine gets bigger based on how long they had the old one for.

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TWTD Fines List on 13:41 - Aug 21 with 663 viewsronnyd

TWTD Fines List on 08:15 - Aug 21 by IndependentlyBlue

Buying/eating/promoting Battenburg


How much?
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TWTD Fines List on 13:42 - Aug 21 with 666 viewsblueasfook

TWTD Fines List on 12:01 - Aug 21 by positivity

"them"
"happy clappers"
taking first-time posters with "itk intel" at face value
throwing toys out of the pram after a cup loss by our reserves


I like all of those

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TWTD Fines List on 14:35 - Aug 21 with 619 viewspositivity

TWTD Fines List on 13:42 - Aug 21 by blueasfook

I like all of those


as you've admitted your guilt, you get a reduced fine.
send your cheque or postal order for £150 to the board police within 10 working days

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TWTD Fines List on 16:19 - Aug 21 with 553 viewsbluelagos

TWTD Fines List on 12:32 - Aug 21 by NedPlimpton

Agree. There's a time and a plaice for fish puns


Eel probably get back on his perch now

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TWTD Fines List on 16:26 - Aug 21 with 550 viewsblueasfook

TWTD Fines List on 14:35 - Aug 21 by positivity

as you've admitted your guilt, you get a reduced fine.
send your cheque or postal order for £150 to the board police within 10 working days


Who is chief inspector of the board police? DS Ham I suppose

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TWTD Fines List on 16:39 - Aug 21 with 518 viewsJ2BLUE

TWTD Fines List on 16:26 - Aug 21 by blueasfook

Who is chief inspector of the board police? DS Ham I suppose


The CI has gone awol, at least from twtd.

Truly impaired.
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TWTD Fines List on 16:44 - Aug 21 with 481 viewsgiant_stow

TWTD Fines List on 13:38 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics

Any time anyone changes their username! Fine gets bigger based on how long they had the old one for.


Yes, those are pure scum.

Anyone who starts a post 'now...'

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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TWTD Fines List on 16:50 - Aug 21 with 475 viewsblueasfook

TWTD Fines List on 16:39 - Aug 21 by J2BLUE

The CI has gone awol, at least from twtd.


Hopefully retired on his board police pension

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TWTD Fines List on 21:13 - Aug 21 with 354 viewsreusersfreekicks

Starting of with:
Genuine question
I'll get pelters for this
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