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Just imagine you're itfc admin. 22:26 - Aug 27 with 1223 viewsFrimleyBlue

How would you announce the signing


Nice and professional

Or have some fun.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:32 - Aug 27 with 1116 viewsMullet

Black screen.
A slurring breathy sound and “Where are ya? Let’s be having ya!?!” Blares out.
A silhouette comes into focus. The only was is up by Yaz starts playing.
It’s the Chilean. He beams.
Little spin, he’s wearing the number 16 shirt.
A few of those weird angled cut shots in a montage.
He walks into a bright white light and out onto the Portman rd pitch
Cut screen. Itfc graphics and blurb.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:35 - Aug 27 with 1035 viewsbsw72

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:32 - Aug 27 by Mullet

Black screen.
A slurring breathy sound and “Where are ya? Let’s be having ya!?!” Blares out.
A silhouette comes into focus. The only was is up by Yaz starts playing.
It’s the Chilean. He beams.
Little spin, he’s wearing the number 16 shirt.
A few of those weird angled cut shots in a montage.
He walks into a bright white light and out onto the Portman rd pitch
Cut screen. Itfc graphics and blurb.


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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:39 - Aug 27 with 957 viewsPrideOfTheEast

Less is more in these situations - the damage is done
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:40 - Aug 27 with 930 viewsBig_Jase

Pay Nick Muller whatever he wants to do the announcement video.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:41 - Aug 27 with 903 viewsbluefunk

Play it straight, no gloating, don’t acknowledge anything other than he’s just another signing, makes it even worse for them.
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This (n/t) on 22:42 - Aug 27 with 871 viewsunstableblue

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:32 - Aug 27 by Mullet

Black screen.
A slurring breathy sound and “Where are ya? Let’s be having ya!?!” Blares out.
A silhouette comes into focus. The only was is up by Yaz starts playing.
It’s the Chilean. He beams.
Little spin, he’s wearing the number 16 shirt.
A few of those weird angled cut shots in a montage.
He walks into a bright white light and out onto the Portman rd pitch
Cut screen. Itfc graphics and blurb.



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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:46 - Aug 27 with 782 viewsfootball

Fun 100%. Cannot avoid such a great opportunity
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:58 - Aug 27 with 664 viewsChris_ITFC

A street packed with people.
A dark grey BMW drives slowly.
BANG.
A can of lager hits the bonnet.
The window goes down.
It’s DELIA.
She looks livid.
But wait.
It’s a mask.
It’s peeled off.
It’s NUNEZ.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:15 - Aug 27 with 566 viewsCobboldCrusty

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:58 - Aug 27 by Chris_ITFC

A street packed with people.
A dark grey BMW drives slowly.
BANG.
A can of lager hits the bonnet.
The window goes down.
It’s DELIA.
She looks livid.
But wait.
It’s a mask.
It’s peeled off.
It’s NUNEZ.


I thought the can of lager incident was bang out of order but this is very funny
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:18 - Aug 27 with 547 viewsBloomBlue

A picture of Nunez wearing a Town shirt, pissing over a Norwich shirt on the ground
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:22 - Aug 27 with 500 viewsFrimleyBlue

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:18 - Aug 27 by BloomBlue

A picture of Nunez wearing a Town shirt, pissing over a Norwich shirt on the ground


Remember that Pepsi advert where the players all kick the ball to each other


Nunez does some skill. He boots it. A player chests it and it's the norway kid. He passes it and it's..... Jordan m.. he passes it and it's the FB from man city. Who passes it and it's ruiz. He passes it and downes stands over the ball and says we're home.

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:25 - Aug 27 with 482 viewsBloomBlue

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:22 - Aug 27 by FrimleyBlue

Remember that Pepsi advert where the players all kick the ball to each other


Nunez does some skill. He boots it. A player chests it and it's the norway kid. He passes it and it's..... Jordan m.. he passes it and it's the FB from man city. Who passes it and it's ruiz. He passes it and downes stands over the ball and says we're home.


Downs just standing over the ball doing nothing with it would be normal Downs, so there is a good chance that might happen Frimley.
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:26 - Aug 27 with 461 viewsJ2BLUE

3x 1 second still shots followed a fourth short video

1 - Him standing there in Norwich shirt.
2 - Shot of the badge on the training ground gates
3 - Shot of him standing there in Ipswich shirt
4 - Throwing the Norwich shirt in a bin before walking through the gates as On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons plays in the background. Specifically:

I'm on top of the world, 'ey
Waiting on this for a while now
Paying my dues to the dirt
I've been waiting to smile, 'ey
Been holding it in for a while, 'ey
I'm on top of the world
[Post edited 27 Aug 23:27]

Truly impaired.
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:34 - Aug 27 with 402 viewseireblue

Jackanory style setting.

Narrater: Boys and girls you may have heard a story about three wise men crossing a desert to following a star. But now we are going to tell you a different story, about one wise man, on journey from a barren wasteland, to wear 3 stars…..and then of course usual visuals taken by drunken photographers.
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:46 - Aug 27 with 336 viewsMVBlue

Shots of him jogging. Yellow fields of rapeseed, passing yellow buildings, a canary on a ball, he kicks the ball canary flying. A deep blue sky, a blue building, a blue tractor driven by Ed Sheeran cutting the yellow crop. A shire horse trots by braying. Matt Holland is pulling it, tips his hat and smiles. He walks by a thatched pub, Alan Brazil shouts a greeting, Nunez smiles. He joins thousands of Ipswich fans converging on Portman road. Walks out into the centre circle wearing the colours. Conor Chaplin shouts to him ready? Kicks off the game passing to Nunez and a roar of noise. Fades to black, the journey continues.
[Post edited 27 Aug 23:49]

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:50 - Aug 27 with 295 viewsCheltenham_Blue

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:22 - Aug 27 by FrimleyBlue

Remember that Pepsi advert where the players all kick the ball to each other


Nunez does some skill. He boots it. A player chests it and it's the norway kid. He passes it and it's..... Jordan m.. he passes it and it's the FB from man city. Who passes it and it's ruiz. He passes it and downes stands over the ball and says we're home.


Reading that I couldn't get this out of my head.



Its the bit where he starts walking aggressively toward the camera and Paul Ince goes all super model

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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 23:56 - Aug 27 with 247 viewspatrickswell

Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 22:32 - Aug 27 by Mullet

Black screen.
A slurring breathy sound and “Where are ya? Let’s be having ya!?!” Blares out.
A silhouette comes into focus. The only was is up by Yaz starts playing.
It’s the Chilean. He beams.
Little spin, he’s wearing the number 16 shirt.
A few of those weird angled cut shots in a montage.
He walks into a bright white light and out onto the Portman rd pitch
Cut screen. Itfc graphics and blurb.


Instead of The Only Way is Up shouldn’t it be a record needle skipping version of that tune Norwich play whenever they score at Carrow Road, ending in the biggest needle scratch imaginable, as he steps out into the light wearing our shirt.
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Just imagine you're itfc admin. on 00:32 - Aug 28 with 162 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Three very quick vids cut together.

1) ‘who’s the price of anglia’ chant
2) Nunez saying east anglia is always blue and white. Holds up Ipswich shirt.
3) nick muller voiceover ‘never ever yellow and green’ as the video fades to Nunez wearing the shirt and walking out onto the pitch.

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