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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) 22:32 - Sep 11 with 5753 viewsSwailsey


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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 22:36 - Sep 11 with 4909 viewsSwansea_Blue

Presbytery Scotland?



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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 22:56 - Sep 11 with 4849 viewsMrBeckinsale

No, but I know the next best option.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 23:04 - Sep 11 with 4811 viewsIndependentlyBlue

Antarctica, but you’ll need a good, sturdy anorak

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 23:04 - Sep 11 with 4811 viewsPerublue

South America … just lots of football and hotties ( of all types )

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 23:26 - Sep 11 with 4742 viewsWicklowBlue

Ireland, not sure if that helps though...
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 23:37 - Sep 11 with 4717 viewseirannach_gorm

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 23:26 - Sep 11 by WicklowBlue

Ireland, not sure if that helps though...


We do have the Johnnie Logan option though.

To be more serious, I remember all this which knocked nuclear on the head in Ireland.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 23:56 - Sep 11 with 4672 viewsreusersfreekicks

Gatwick?
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 00:02 - Sep 12 with 4651 viewsStenvict

Christmas Island

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 00:45 - Sep 12 with 4575 viewsArnoldMoorhen

New Zealand.

But the Chinese could invade without nukes whenever they wanted.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 01:56 - Sep 12 with 4458 viewsbaxterbasics

You want a remote, agriculturally viable location in the southern hemisphere.

New Zealand, southern Patagonia and central Tasmania are often cited. But you still need to check what way the wind is blowing when all that fallout is thrown up in the air.

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 07:44 - Sep 12 with 4097 viewsKeno

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 01:56 - Sep 12 by baxterbasics

You want a remote, agriculturally viable location in the southern hemisphere.

New Zealand, southern Patagonia and central Tasmania are often cited. But you still need to check what way the wind is blowing when all that fallout is thrown up in the air.


If you want somewhere remote, run down, agriculturally based society with a backward somewhat regressive local population that will be awed by your knowledge of modern technology there is always Norfolk

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 08:18 - Sep 12 with 4058 viewsWeWereZombies

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 00:02 - Sep 12 by Stenvict

Christmas Island


I will take your Christmas Island and raise you Clipperton Island:

'By 1917, all but one of the male inhabitants had died. Many had perished from scurvy, while others, including Arnaud, died during an attempt to sail after a passing ship to fetch help. Lighthouse keeper Victoriano Álvarez was the last man on the island, together with 15 women and children. Álvarez proclaimed himself 'king', and began a campaign of rape and murder, before being killed by Tirza Rendón, who was his favourite victim. Almost immediately after Álvarez's death, four women and seven children, the last survivors, were picked up by the U.S. Navy gunship Yorktown on 18 July 1917' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

Sounds nice
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 09:08 - Sep 12 with 3969 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 01:56 - Sep 12 by baxterbasics

You want a remote, agriculturally viable location in the southern hemisphere.

New Zealand, southern Patagonia and central Tasmania are often cited. But you still need to check what way the wind is blowing when all that fallout is thrown up in the air.


Stewart Island off the coast of South Island, New Zealand is the best bet.

Loads of kiwis there in protected reserves so you'll always have easily caught meat for the barbie.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 09:12 - Sep 12 with 3956 viewsWD19

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 08:18 - Sep 12 by WeWereZombies

I will take your Christmas Island and raise you Clipperton Island:

'By 1917, all but one of the male inhabitants had died. Many had perished from scurvy, while others, including Arnaud, died during an attempt to sail after a passing ship to fetch help. Lighthouse keeper Victoriano Álvarez was the last man on the island, together with 15 women and children. Álvarez proclaimed himself 'king', and began a campaign of rape and murder, before being killed by Tirza Rendón, who was his favourite victim. Almost immediately after Álvarez's death, four women and seven children, the last survivors, were picked up by the U.S. Navy gunship Yorktown on 18 July 1917' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

Sounds nice
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Amuses me that a ship turned up as soon as there was nobody left to run the lighthouse.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 09:14 - Sep 12 with 3947 viewsEdwardStone

Sounds like you might be looking for a Dream Home in New Zealand

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 09:27 - Sep 12 with 3913 viewsWeWereZombies

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 09:08 - Sep 12 by ArnoldMoorhen

Stewart Island off the coast of South Island, New Zealand is the best bet.

Loads of kiwis there in protected reserves so you'll always have easily caught meat for the barbie.


I didn't see a single kiwi (avian type) when I went there, but there were plenty of huge rats. So no problem with a source of meat.

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 10:08 - Sep 12 with 3829 viewskiwiblue

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 00:45 - Sep 12 by ArnoldMoorhen

New Zealand.

But the Chinese could invade without nukes whenever they wanted.


I thought they already had
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 10:11 - Sep 12 with 3817 viewsTIB

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 08:18 - Sep 12 by WeWereZombies

I will take your Christmas Island and raise you Clipperton Island:

'By 1917, all but one of the male inhabitants had died. Many had perished from scurvy, while others, including Arnaud, died during an attempt to sail after a passing ship to fetch help. Lighthouse keeper Victoriano Álvarez was the last man on the island, together with 15 women and children. Álvarez proclaimed himself 'king', and began a campaign of rape and murder, before being killed by Tirza Rendón, who was his favourite victim. Almost immediately after Álvarez's death, four women and seven children, the last survivors, were picked up by the U.S. Navy gunship Yorktown on 18 July 1917' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

Sounds nice
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Ownership of the Clipperton watch gets you citizenship I heard.


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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 10:22 - Sep 12 with 3783 viewsJ2BLUE

Ireland, but they might not enter Eurovision so think carefully.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 10:44 - Sep 12 with 3720 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

Have you tried Norfolk, not sure they even have electricity yet? You might get a few funny looks if you aren’t local though.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 12:30 - Sep 12 with 3518 viewsgiant_stow

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 10:44 - Sep 12 by SuperKieranMcKenna

Have you tried Norfolk, not sure they even have electricity yet? You might get a few funny looks if you aren’t local though.


I've often thought Norfolk would be a decent bet, but the prevailing west to east winds would probably screw us, plus maybe RAF Marham (or whatever its called) might be a target. You lot would definitely get one in suffolk with Sizewell and the airbases - Norfolk (half) wins again.

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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 13:39 - Sep 12 with 3375 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 12:30 - Sep 12 by giant_stow

I've often thought Norfolk would be a decent bet, but the prevailing west to east winds would probably screw us, plus maybe RAF Marham (or whatever its called) might be a target. You lot would definitely get one in suffolk with Sizewell and the airbases - Norfolk (half) wins again.


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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 13:45 - Sep 12 with 3351 viewsBluemike31

North Sentinel islands.
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Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 14:09 - Sep 12 with 3289 viewsbaxterbasics

Anyone know anywhere that doesn’t have nukes? (n/t) on 12:30 - Sep 12 by giant_stow

I've often thought Norfolk would be a decent bet, but the prevailing west to east winds would probably screw us, plus maybe RAF Marham (or whatever its called) might be a target. You lot would definitely get one in suffolk with Sizewell and the airbases - Norfolk (half) wins again.


Felixstowe may well be a target too. So Norfolk definitely gonna be too close. Even if the winds are kind, imagine the flood of refugees. Then the north folk start eating the south folk, the savages.

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